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Topic: I just learned about "salad cream."

cccuuunnttt !CUuNTTZV9M started this discussion 12 years ago #35,425

Externally hosted imageBrits, is this something you consume?

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #487,275

Yes! It's lovely. How does the US not have salad cream?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #487,277

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Never heard of such

wiki
Salad cream was not readily available in the United States until the 21st century (though Miracle Whip provided a similar, if thicker alternative); however, with the large population of British expatriates, especially in the Northeast, it is becoming more common. Apart from many expat stores, major retail supermarket chains such as New York-based Wegmans, Maine-based Hannaford, Massachusetts-based Stop and Shop, Florida-based Publix, Michigan-based Meijer, and California-based Fresh & Easy (formerly owned by British Tesco) now sell salad cream as a regular item. Many supermarkets sell national and store brands of salad dressing which resemble salad cream.

Doubt Fresh and Easy (Tesco now sold) did not even carry Hard Cider - I bet I do no a British shop that carries it and will look for it next tyme I need my Plum Pudding fix at X-Mas

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #487,278

@previous (Syntax)
Please copy and paste all recipes for salad cream

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #487,279

@previous (D)

dw skg joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,288

what do u do with it? is it like mayo?

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,299

@previous (dw skg)
> (though Miracle Whip provided a similar, if thicker alternative

Miracle Whip is a cheep alternative to Mayo so it must be kinda like
I am not about to buy any next Christmas but perhaps the Brit pub next door to place has some so I can stick my finger in jar n taste

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #487,331

@487,275 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
We do, but it's called Miracle Whip® and its white, not that weird yellow color.

Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #487,405

When I was in America I had a salad and they asked me if I wanted anything on it, I said "Do you have any Caesar sauce?" and she thought for a few minutes and replied "No, but we have Caesar dressing"

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #487,406

@487,331 (Metæ)
From what I can tell, Miracle Whip is a bit different. And knowing the Yanks, it's probably 75% HFCS.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #487,407

@487,275 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)

> Yes! It's lovely. How does the US not have salad cream?

we do, its just called "salad dressing" though instead of "salad cream"

@487,299 (Syntax)
> (though Miracle Whip provided a similar, if thicker alternative
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> Miracle Whip is a cheep alternative to Mayo so it must be kinda like

you are hilariously stupid, "miracle whip provided a similar" are you fucking serious? it says it right on the label, "salad dressing", and as for miracle whip being a cheap alternative to mayo, thats incredibly wrong as well. They are two different things first off, second off miracle whip is much more expensive than just regular mayo

stop posting please goddamn

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #487,411

@previous (H)
> stop posting please goddamn
OK you will not see me here again. Happy? Now lets move on with a few facts

> (though Miracle Whip provided a similar, if thicker alternative

That I should have cited as copypasta off British Wiki and its from their page on Salad Cream
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> Miracle Whip is a cheep alternative to Mayo so it must be kinda like

If I were hilariously stupid as you say I wood have taken your word for it but here ya go for your education and yes please thank me n ask me to reconsider staying here

Miracle Whip vs. Mayonnaise

Ever since Kraft Miracle Whip made its debut in 1933 at the Chicago World's Fair, it has been labeled a "dressing" rather than a mayonnaise. Although it looks like mayo, it actually isn't. Here's why.

Why Miracle Whip isn't mayo: The U.S. Food and Drug Administration requires that anything labeled "mayonnaise" contain a minimum of 65 percent vegetable oil by weight. And though Kraft keeps Miracle Whip's exact oil content a secret, the company confirms that it is too low to meet the mayo standard.

What makes it different: While it contains mayo's key ingredients (egg, soybean oil, vinegar, water), Miracle Whip sets itself apart with a sweet, spicy flavor that some folks prefer. First introduced during the Depression, when its cheaper price made it alluring to people who couldn't afford more highfalutin mayo, it's now caught up, costing about the same amount per ounce as the real thing. At any price, Miracle Whip still has legions of devotees: According to Kraft, it's currently among the grocery industry's 20 top-selling brands

http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/shopping-storing/food/miracle-whip-mayonnaise-10000000674215/

dw skg replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #487,412

@487,407 (H)
nobody will know which salad dressing you are talkingn about
Ranch? i bet it's like gross ranch
Something gross

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #487,569

@487,299 (Syntax)
more like mayo is a cheep alternative to miracle whip

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #487,595

@previous (I)
Perhaps a Troll eh but giving you benefit of doubt for a few nanoseconds.

http://www.amazon.com/Hellmanns-00048001213470-Real-Mayonnaise-30oz/dp/B000LQTTVY
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Kraft-Miracle-Whip-Original-Dressing-22-oz/14574586

30 oz of Mayo is $5.49 ($0.18 / oz)
22 oz of Whip is $3.44 ($0.15 / oz)

Considering that Miracle whip is made from much dirt cheaper ingredients and Kraft sells a shit load of the stuff - Its a HIGH PROFIT maker for them - I despise Kraft as food producer - Blocks of Orange Imitation Cheese & Once had Spagettos as kiddlet out of can horrid pasty 10X over cooked pasta.

dw skg replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #487,601

@previous (Syntax)
wow are you shocked that cheap food tastes cheap?? Spaghetti o's overcooked no way!!

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #487,610

@487,595 (Syntax)
Please provide us with a full analysis of your Kraft stock investment opinions

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #487,615

@487,601 (dw skg)
Perhaps its impossible to can pasta and make it otherwise? I give bobby6sucks shit for can peas. Ugly and mushy as I remember it -

@previous (D)
No opinion on Kraft - I only invest in things I understand and have some expertise on with few exceptions - I Do invest for a quick gain on anything when I can see a reason to from news.

So since you asked - 5 years it sure looks stable - Over those 5 no matter what price one paid for it - if held on2 one made some money - Worst case loss in the 5 years wood be 10% if one bought at high in july 2013 and sold aug 2013 - holding on at any point could have been profitable +15 bucks if one got it 5 years ago. I make that much per share gain when I am playing market for fast quick gains WHICH I am not doing this week but might next week

Via edit - Me make $15/share on quick turnarounds - NOT that often - more like 5 or $7

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Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #487,636

@487,595 (Syntax)
> Im too stupid to make suitable counterment so ill just call him a troll and post irrelevant crap

lol bud 3/10
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