Topic: the ascension of John and Kirby

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 12 years ago #35,420

The good news is that she's doing very well to meet my demands, and will likely be sticking around. Remember SLAAM
Sex
Love
Adoration
Admiration
Money.
This is an acronym to illustrate what is important in a relationship from most important to least important. Sex is of course number one, there is no dating without sexual attraction, and I have physical needs. Next is Love, love is something that is developed of course, but is extremely important. If you arent in love with me, this isnt only not going to work, it's going to make the first a difficult as well. Adoration! This is all the cuddles, "I love you's" etc. This I need, and will bleed from anyone dating me. A is admiration. Admire my accomplishments and feats, buy into my financial fantasies, and visions of power, believe in me. Finally M, money that is. I dont like paying for things, my beloved must buy me drugs, gifts, and other goodies to stay on track. M is also motivation to make money. Aspiring to a good career, and seeing financial stability as a high goal are all needed.

So yes, SLAAM. And kirby is doing sell in SLAAM at least as best she can in the circumstances. The 2nd a could use a little work, as could S, but S is excusable due to long distance.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #487,209

NPD

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #487,212

inb4 post where OP says bad news she left or he caught her with another.

dw skg joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #487,219

Implying a postmortem post isn't indistinguishable from a page out of elliott Rodgers' manifesto

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #495,027

Bump

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #495,030

lol

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #495,054

Dear god

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #495,080

@495,027 (E)

> Bump

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #495,084

Hahahhahah

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