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Topic: What is the most painful way to commit suicide for over 9000 bucks?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #35,242

I'm not going to do it, just curious.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #484,994

Give me the 9000 bucks, then you jump off a 50 story building. Painful landing and you spent 9000 bucks.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #485,078

Choking yourself on a solid gold, jewel encrusted Fabergé egg.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #485,081

@previous (Metæ)
LOL except 9000 wood not get you one of them eggs. Looked up bottom line cost of one of them and did find this one at $14,000 which was cost when sold as melt down Gold.

Scrap guy found it at London flea market "bought the egg for about $14,000, thinking he could make a small profit by reselling the piece for its gold content."

Both buyer and seller want to remain anonymous - did not disclose the sale price — but experts note that a non-imperial Faberge egg sold at Christie's for $18.5 million in 2007.

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #485,086

@previous (Syntax)
True, but the challenge for suicide methods from $9,000-∞

base dew ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #485,087

@485,081 (Syntax)
your stories are so bad
you don't need a useless anecdote to support the idea that faberge eggs are expensive

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #485,088

@485,086 (Metæ)
Out of tyme to locate Klinger eating a jeep from Mash episode. Sat early nite here and gots to go - So for $9000 but a jeep and take it apart as Klinger attempted to do part by part and dip in motor oil. I suspect the motor oil might do more damage then the parts themselves?

@previous (base dew ltd)
> your stories are so bad

Figure out the cost of you reading them and tell me the cost (ISP net tyme) and perhaps we can work out a deal where you get repaid for reading my bad stories.

Now even you must admit that the flea market deal of pay $14,000 with a return in the many millions was something you or I wood not imagine possible.

Anyway good nite to ya all. Yesterday was a Wine Chocolate n cheese festival with a Chinese dinner with friends after -Tonight its some kinda surprise event which nonE of invited have a clue wot it is nor how to dress for it. Work 2day has been a unique adventure in2 Math I vary rarely use and solution has been applied but it will be days or a week or more b4 I can see it my solution worked which SUCKS!

base dew ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #485,097

@previous (Syntax)
no i know it's very possible i watch antiques roadshow

Also it's free so don't sweat it

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #485,303

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