Topic: Attempt at being more serious. Do you believe in God?
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 12 years ago#35,229
And by God I mean Christianity of any denomination. If you follow another religion which one if you're an atheist do you see it as a phase and do you expect to grow out of it at some point like a lot of people grow out of being liberal.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#484,777
dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#484,782
yes i think in around 5 years i will probably see the error of my ways and become a devout catholic
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#484,784
@previous (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
On Sundays the Church gives you free wine and crackers.
I think if you ask for the fish dish they charge you for that.
Now look at the value of going all the way Catholic -
$20,000 bathtub and $482,000 walk-in closets ordered by “Bishop Bling-Bling” — the moniker of Franz-Peter Tebartz-van Elst,
$42 million residence complex.
Cardinal Reinhard Marx of Munich’s archdiocese spent around $11 million renovating the archbishop’s residence and another $13 million for a guesthouse in Rome.
Long long list of super Rich Catholic high mucky mucks
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#484,785
@484,777 (Syntax) @previous (Syntax)
A polite request to have no Jews in my thread as they killed Jesus
dw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#484,786
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#484,788
@484,785 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another."
Jesus Christ
Deuteronomy 6:4—"Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one!"
I have not come to call the righteous, and ask you to love the sinners.
Jesus Christ
Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to cast a stone.
Jesus Christ
John 13:1 “Now before the Feast of Passover, when Jesus knew that his hour had come to depart out of this world to the Father, having loved his own who were in the world, he loved them all to the end.”
Matthew 5:11 “Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account. Bless them all because God loves even those who sin.
Ephesians 4:2 with all humility and gentleness, with patience, bearing with one another in love,
Peter 1:22 Having purified your souls by your obedience to the truth for a sincere brotherly love, love one another earnestly from a pure heart,
John 4:7 Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God.
Matthew 5:43-48 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#484,790
Hi, liberal atheist christ-killer here. No I do not!
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#484,792
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
According to research I just did indeed I sure did.
Jesus commands ShitArse to love you and Jesus Commands Jesus to love me and Jesus and his disciples suggest, ShitArse shut the fuck up
The Captain !PundosRBSM replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#484,793
Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,798
@previous (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
All ShitArse posts are bad trolls. If you didn't see him as a troll with the first post of his you read, you are legally retarded.
The Captain !PundosRBSM replied with this 12 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,799
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,800
@484,798 (Metæ)
Ah yet it is such fun to poke fun of ShitArse. Me thinks he is also upset over England losing to Urogay
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,803
@484,798 (Metæ)
HURR I'm so narrow minded that anyone who doesn't fit into my political views is a troll HURRR
Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,807
@previous (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
Most people here vehemently disagree with my politics. They're not trolls, though.
Metæ double-posted this 12 years ago, 41 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,809
@484,800 (Syntax) > Ah yet it is such fun to poke fun of ShitArse. Me thinks he is also upset over England losing to Urogay
Do Uruguay and Paraguay get into arguments over who's "guayer"?
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,811
@previous (Metæ)
You mean Urogay and Paragay. I have no clue which be gayer.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,844
I'm impressed OP made it four whole hours before posting about Jews. This level of restraint could be some real character growth for him.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,878
Oooh, ShitArse is doing religion now? This is too good to pass up.
@OP
No, I am an atheist. And I must sincerely say that it is clear that religion is man-made, and has no real evidence behind it. To say nothing of the morally dubious and logically questionable parts that it is riddled with. In my view, it is time for humanity to outgrow it all.
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ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,881
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 43 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,888
> And by God I mean Christianity
@484,844 (G) > I'm impressed OP made it four whole hours before posting about Jews. This level of restraint could be some real character growth for him.
Wot? wot? Wot? Jesus was a Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew
ShitArse apparently Trolls for Jesus the Jew
Do you have a clue how many forests do not exist in Palestine? He was hung out to dry on a cross made of wood. It wood have been made out of a wooden Jewish Star but such required more Wood.
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,889
@previous (Syntax)
So... Jesus wasn't really crucified because there wasn't enough wood to go around 2000 years ago? Have you totally lost your mind?
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,894
@previous (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
He was hung out to dry on a wooden cross. Requires small amount of wood = 2 peaces (more approved spreling as approved by Mark Twain & Shakespeare)
Star of David = 6 peaces
Later of course it was ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS and Allah's band of renegades who Raped Pillaged Planet Earth in the name of GOD
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,895
@484,884 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
Ah, okay. You can't be bothered to try and troll me in an outright debate, so you're doing this patronising "it's just a phase" act instead.
You know, mountainman or Scatman would have obliged and had an actual religious debate, but you're just lazy. You're one of the weaker trolls that we have had on here, and you should be ashamed!
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,897
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Oh ok, I'm a troll because I won't debate a smug atheist in his hugbox.
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McBeagle !ckOEHONKEY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,898
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,899
@484,897 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
Why not... Are you chicken? ;)
squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,900
nah, not since i was a kid
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 33 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#484,901
@484,899 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
How do you expect him to debate you? He can only do that in the name of Jesus. Ok sure because his Jesus is also Hitlers Jesus - perhaps this nonsense of text I rite makes as much sense as ShitArse text?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#485,011
However the very ideal of Jews for Jesus, is Oxymoron.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#485,028
@previous (Syntax)
Every year he particupates in our Southern Baptit nativity play.
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#485,031
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I always break out in laffs with I meet up with a group of them Jews for Jesus at some event.
I say silly things like - You just needed an excuse to eat bacon at breakfasts and ham sandwiches. - but have yet to meet a single one that grew up Kosher.
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#485,045
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#485,047
@previous (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
A reminder only. You cite Jesus the Jew as your Lord n Savior. Also remember when you chow down on Jesus's body n drink his blood in Church ur committing Necrophilia because we all no you fap to Jesus the Jew.
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#485,048
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#485,050
Once you go atheist, there's no going back.
And people outgrew being liberal because they get older and more selfish which is something I'm currently fighting during my youth stage of life.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#485,052
> 2014 > not being an agnostic > mfw
Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#485,053
@485,028 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Totally doesn't surprise me. Jews for Jesus is more of a Christian sect that has adopted some Jewish traditions and hopes to convert Jews than an actual Jewish group.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#485,099
remember the ragethread you made about hating everyone here and never coming back?
a man has two things, his word and his balls, you dont have either of them.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#485,105
Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#485,125
@previous (Q)
Thank you Q! There was pretty picture in this thread about how gnostic and theist were separate dimensions on some measurement scale. I am looking forward to being a gnostic atheist. (The picture is stupidly wrong)
I don't believe in a God or Gods, and I think proof of the supernatural should be knowable and demonstrable. If there were a God or Gods that wanted some worship why wouldn't they just come down and say it? If the supernatural exists, why are we still scratching our heads over the whole fucking deal? Wouldn't they just come down in a thunderstorm and say, "Yo, Worship us. We MAKE THUNDER!" or something?? The main reason I don't believe in anything is that there seems to be nothing to believe in. (The 100% certain there are no God or Gods seen here is wrong. A gnostic would, by definition, claim proof or knowledge of some deity or proof or knowledge of that deity's absence; a gnostic would, by definition, claim to have some knowledge.)
A "gnostic theist" isn't necessarily someone who is 100% sure there is a god but someone who thinks there is a God or Gods and that they or knowledge of them should be knowable. (e.g. Gods appearing before humans, intercessory prayer, performing miracles, etc.) While an agnostic theist could go his whole life without the faintest hint of God's existence and be happy, a gnostic theist might be worried that he never actually saw any miracles or prayers answered, or actual signs that his beliefs were grounded in his reality.
I feel like there's a bit of a split in what agnostic means too. Some (theist) agnostics claim to believe in God and maintain that God is unknowable. God can't be understood by humans anymore than a cockroach could be taught calculus. It's just not possible. You can't know God or understand God because it's just too complex and he rules a universe that is made up of everything and you should just go worship him and stop questioning shit. That's fine if you believe that God is unknowable and the holy mysteries will forever be out of your grasp and you should go on praying. (never mind that gnostic theists feel just about the opposite) I feel like: given that there is an all powerful God, then it should be able to provide me with some valid reason to believe in it. If materializing in front of me and telling me that I'm following the wrong path is what it takes... if nudging me into a a prayer circle as a child is what it takes... if threatening me with holy fire is what it takes... these should be small tasks for an all-powerful God who supposedly cares about everyone (except, the whole problem of evil) to handle.
If there were an all-powerful entity and it wanted us to do something, why would it not just come down and ask us? "Hey, humans! Just be cool for a while and treat each other like you want to be treated and then we'll fix you good up in the otherworld!"
Except pretty much every holy scripture everywhere says that. And no one actually does the "be cool" part and everyone does the hating people thing. So, the natural conclusion is that it's just some stupid fairy tale.
If religious people want to start acting like they want to help someone, anyone no matter their religion, lifestyle, beliefs, or anything else... (Because eHarmony is cool) you know just help someone out because they are human and show some basic respect without using it as an attempt to proselytize or impose your beliefs, then I suppose I can cheer that on. I have only rarely seen this though. :(
So I will remain on the gnostic end of the spectrum (those who think God is or should be knowable and seeable) and on the atheist end of the spectrum (those who see no proof of any sort of all-loving God, or religion-of-peace, or any sort of Deity whatsoever despite a million people telling them this shit) for now.
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Anonymous R replied with this 12 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#485,127
@previous (G)
Right, but there's gnostic as it applies to belief in God (i.e. "God should be inherently able to be known") versus gnostic as it applies to the specific belief you personally hold regarding God (atheism or theism). Right? You can be gnostic in regard to God ("if God exists, that should be knowable"), but still an agnostic atheist ("I don't believe in God and I have no knowledge of Him").
On the same theme, it's annoying how people have this idea agnostic means "I don't believe in God but I'm not sure" and atheism means "I don't believe in God and I'm certain!" which isn't what 99% of atheists use it to mean. I just say "irreligious" when people ask me about my beliefs, now.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#485,132
@previous (R) > "I don't believe in God but I'm not sure" and atheism means "I don't believe in God and I'm certain!" which isn't what 99% of atheists use it to mean.
Are you sure? I'd estimate that lots of atheists would define themselves that way. I myself do, in a way, as I'm certain in my lack of belief due to the lack of evidence for god, and my expectation that no such evidence is going to manifest in the future.
Anonymous R replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#485,138
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I could've worded that better, but I meant "and I'm certain [God doesn't exist]!"
Would you say you're certain God doesn't exist? To be certain, you'd need evidence. You know what they say, "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence".
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#485,145
@previous (R)
Well, no, I or anyone can't conclusively disprove the existence of such a being because it's a negative. It's intangible and unseeable.
However, when I am willing to say is that there is no compelling evidence for such a thing existing, nor is such evidence ever likely to surface. Therefore I believe in it as much as any other superstition or fabled invisible entity. I am certain that there is a lack of evidence for this thing existing, so I don't believe that it exists and, given the current evidence, I am certain in this belief.
Anonymous R replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#485,154
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Being certain that no evidence will ever manifest itself, or being certain none exists (I agree), isn't the same as saying God certainly doesn't exist. There can be no absolute certainty like you said, because of "God's" very nature, but Christians (when disagreeing with atheists) often act as if this is what atheists arrogantly believe. There can never really be evidence God doesn't exist directly, but I can think of things that might fundamentally disagree with certain religions' ideas of God.
You can be 99.9% sure, but complete certainty in anything is impossible. Theists sometimes pretend this is what atheists believe.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#485,170
@previous (R)
Right. Though I think that it's as close as we can get when we're dealing with a concept that can't be disproven. I'm as certain as I can be, without being able to conclusively disprove it (because that's impossible).
I'll explain my thinking, a bit. This is probably a bit irrational of me, but I don't entirely like this concept of "oh, we don't believe but we can't be certain". I know that, logically, it's the correct answer in the case of something that can't be disproven, but it feels like some sort of validation of religion, almost. In practice, it's probably no different than a lack of belief in, say, an invisible pink unicorn. But yeah, probably just me being weird. I just don't like the idea of "throwing a bone" to religion, but that's probably not what actually happens.
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Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#485,215
@485,125 (G)
Wow, I seriously don't remember posting this. I think my cat is posting things here while I'm asleep.
@485,127 (R) > Right, but there's gnostic as it applies to belief in God (i.e. "God should be inherently able to be known") versus gnostic as it applies to the specific belief you personally hold regarding God (atheism or theism). Right? You can be gnostic in regard to God ("if God exists, that should be knowable"), but still an agnostic atheist ("I don't believe in God and I have no knowledge of Him").
Yeah, the terminology is sketchy at best, and people use it to mean a number of things. I think what my cat is getting at is that "gnostic" should refer to knowledge of the existence of God (independent of any belief that God exists) being knowable because the alternative (knowledge that God absolutely doesn't exist) isn't really possible.
> On the same theme, it's annoying how people have this idea agnostic means "I don't believe in God but I'm not sure" and atheism means "I don't believe in God and I'm certain!" which isn't what 99% of atheists use it to mean. I just say "irreligious" when people ask me about my beliefs, now.
Amen to that. "I'm not religious", is the phrase I tend to use with roving bands of people handing out religious pamphlets or anyone asking me about my beliefs.
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Green joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#485,356
If God does real, then how does Luigi turtle shitter? If it does than how the many Mario characters what I do see? And I know your Killer Lettuce is 'sum tuf bastard' and 'u r 1 cheeky kunt m8', but how does Luigi turtle shitter?