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Topic: ITT: KL shares his wisdom on living well

beckyderp !verYWoWbyI started this discussion 12 years ago #35,177

Ask KL for advice. KL shares advice. Go.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 58 minutes later[^] [v] #484,237

are you upset he gave you unsolicited advice or something lol

beckyderp !verYWoWbyI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,246

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
No! This is not sarcastic. I sometimes PM him for advice and he is helpful.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,250

@previous (beckyderp !verYWoWbyI)
Becky what are you doing

beckyderp !verYWoWbyI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,254

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Well, I took the dog on a long walk, now I'm going to nap a bit, then I'll study for about 3 hours.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 41 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,261

@KL
Coke or Pepsi?

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,263

@previous (D)
Dr Pepper.

beckyderp !verYWoWbyI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,283

Well, this topic is pretty much a disappointment. :(

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,284

@previous (beckyderp !verYWoWbyI)
Genius is sometimes not respected in its own time, you see. :'(

Make this topic again when I'm dead.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

beckyderp !verYWoWbyI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,285

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

> Make this topic again when I'm dead.

That's a good idea. You should give your tripcode to Green, and he can offer advice in your stead.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,287

@previous (beckyderp !verYWoWbyI)
i just got this tripcode and am cider

Becky were you a to4str time loop

dw Ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,290

Kl I'm reluctant to hang out with somebody who i don't like and they keep asking
Do i

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,294

@previous (dw Ltd)
If you really dislike being with them, then why subject yourself to it?

Nah.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,296

KL,

Becky's drunken PMs asking me to marry her are really getting out of hand. How can I handle the situation delicately?

dw Ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,297

@484,294 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
um... drugs? :(

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 57 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,298

@484,296 (D)
I think that you have no choice but to accept.

She's a high-powered, world-renowned lawyer, so you could probably do worse.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,300

KL, I cannot decide if I should dedicate my time to enslaving the goyim, or cooking and eating white christian babies. What should I do?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 38 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,303

@484,297 (dw Ltd)
Find a new source of drugs, then.

I appreciate that this may not be easy, but it is ultimately for the best.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,306

@484,300 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
This is a very good question.

I think that, if you're pressed for time, you should combine the two. Use your Jewish financial dominance to bury a struggling white family in debt. Then, once you've bled them dry by coercing them to doing your nefarious biddings, have (Zionist) childcare confiscate the baby and deliver it to your (Zionist) eatery for consumption.

Also, could you hurry up on sending those assassins after ShitArse? He's getting too close to busting the Zionist conspiracy wide open with his hard-hitting rhetoric and investigating. I can only hold him off with my "contrarian liberal" act for so long.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,309

KL:

My boyfriend wants me to suck his cock under the table at a restaurant. Is this going to be possible at all while being discreet, or is it way more obvious than we think and we're gonna get caught/make a lot of people feel uncomfortable?

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,314

Killer lettuce lives life through ignorance. Happy, blissfully ignorant

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,315

@484,309 (G)
Sure. They did it in American Pie.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,316

@484,314 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
ShitArse.jpg

dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,317

@484,309 (G)
you gonna get caught

Handel !XFpaTU3A5E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,372

KL I can't stop obsessing about trying to turn a straight man gay. Why do I always set myself up for failure? Why can't I find a nice gay man?

Also I'm getting a bit flabby and lack motivation, any suggestions?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,404

@previous (Handel !XFpaTU3A5E)
I dunno. Stop trying to do that, I guess. It's pretty rude. Just stick to confirmed gays and hopefully you'll find somebody you like.

Fuck if I know. My advice would be to stop procrastinating and just so it.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,410

quit being an insufferable faggot steve

Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,414

KL, I've been made an admin of a middle-large Game of Thrones facebook fanpage and i don't know how to get people to click like. What do?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,418

@484,283 (beckyderp !verYWoWbyI)

> Well, this topic is pretty much a disappointment. :(

Every topic ever.

beckyderp !verYWoWbyI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,420

@previous (M)
Suck it.

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #484,421

@previous (beckyderp !verYWoWbyI)
Flop a titty out and I will bby

beckyderp !verYWoWbyI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #484,422

@484,250 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
KL, how should I respond to this @previous (M) post??

Killer Lettuce !L.Xnbz68Q6 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #484,424

@previous (beckyderp !verYWoWbyI)
By getting one of the girls out, putting a clothes peg on your nipple, and posting results.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #484,425

@previous (Killer Lettuce !L.Xnbz68Q6)
Just FYI this is why you are a virgin.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #484,428

@484,285 (beckyderp !verYWoWbyI)

> > Make this topic again when I'm dead.
>
> That's a good idea. You should give your tripcode to Green, and he can offer advice in your stead.

Ask Cathy how that worked out for Cathy at Hugbox. Now Green yes I no you apologized which I accepted butttttttt does not mean said subject will not return as a floater.

OK So as not to derail thread - KL did you ever view Movie as in poster (made by a bunch of San Diego locals now in several versions -Killer Tomatoes

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #484,443

@previous (Syntax)
Nah.

@484,410 (K)
Have you told Steve how you feel about his behaviour?

@484,414 (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
Harass them. I mean, really put pressure on them.

@484,422 (beckyderp !verYWoWbyI)
Call the police.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #484,448

I do 1,500 situps and like 90 pullups a week, run 3 miles a day, lift heavy 3 days a week, and I barely eat. I still don't have a six pack. Should I just kill myself?

Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #484,451

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
do planks

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #484,452

@484,448 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Yes. :/

beckyderp !verYWoWbyI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 23 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,552

KL, will I fail?

Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,557

KL my 2 friends broke up. do i ask one out

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,559

@484,552 (beckyderp !verYWoWbyI)
Not if you have Minichan by your side.

@previous (I)
Yes!

Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,596

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
ugh fuck that no way i'm not doing that. should i really do it.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,612

@previous (I)
Yes!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,621

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
This is shit advice.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,622

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You're shit advice!

dw dragons skg replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,749

@484,612 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@484,621 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
well i do the opposite of everything mark says and we
i know how this works out

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,751

@previous (dw dragons skg)
Extremely well?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,753

@484,749 (dw dragons skg)
OK when you inevitably discover this was a bad idea just remember I warned you.

dw dragons skg replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,754

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i was never going to do it i just wanted to see if kl would give me obviously bad advice thank u mark saving the day

@484,751 (C)
yes extraordinarily well

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,757

KL
I have tyme to place bets on Eurogay vs England

Need final scores for 2days game.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,758

@previous (Syntax)
A 1-1 tie. This is based on my own extensive and in-depth analysis of the teams, so I can assure you that it is correct.

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,759

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I C Eurogay has won the 1st half.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,760

@previous (Syntax)
Oh, it's going on now?

I shall half-interestedly follow it on google, then.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #484,762

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
The good news. England gets to return home to load up on Fresh English Ales.

Yea I lost in the pool but am promised a bottle of English hard cider for this evening. (Side bet where I picked Eurogay just for the fun of it)
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