Topic: Killer Lettuce is responsible for England losing tonight.

Green started this discussion 12 years ago #35,169

I could see it in the players' technique. They were dismayed at KL's and his minority's report people of Cornish people defiling their england with their pasties. I am a britain, so that is why I am an impartial observer. But everything bad in Britain and england is due to Killer Lettuce. He broke up the british empire and let america gain independence.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #484,185

Heh heh, yep. Worked like a charm. Thanks to my input, the England players didn't have a chance.

I'll making sure that they lose their next game too, by the way.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #484,186

Careful there buddy. He might cause Tesco to start charging more for cider.

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Thanks to my input
You sent them an 'h', didn't you?? Crafty bastard.

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Killer Lettice !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #484,188

@previous (C)
Please, anon, let's be realistic. I can rig a major international sporting event, but I can't influence Tesco. I'm not fucking omnipotent.

Killer Lettice !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #484,190

@484,186 (C)
> You sent them an 'h', didn't you?? Crafty bastard.
It was more like a steady stream of small "h"s, over an extended period of time.

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #484,191

Tesco are my cider because they are my britain! No quarter. Here is Killer Lettuce at the signing of the Turin Shroud or whatever makes you americans crazy.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #484,196

i fuckin told you england would lose green but u couldnt understand it, id love 2 bash your head in twat

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #484,197

@previous (D)

> i fuckin told you england would lose green but u couldnt understand it, id love 2 bash your head in twat

hey man...take it easy...

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #484,199

Fuck, I should've known it was KL's fault. You can never trust a Cornishman.

Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #484,200

thank u killer lettuce we did it fuck england FUCK THE EMPIRE FUCKEM nothing ill to green btw

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