@OP
No one cares about your jewboner.

In the beginning of the church was the Messiah Jesus, and this Messiah was with Abraham and the Jews, and this Messiah (in His body of flesh) was a Jew. He was in the beginning of the church with Abraham, and was with the Jews. Through Him, the church was made, by means of His Abrahamic Covenant. Through Him this same church received the Old Covenant. Through Him, and His Jewish disciples, this same church received the New Covenant. And without the Jewish Messiah, nothing good was made that has been made in the church He made through Abraham. In Him was life, and the life was the light of men. And the light shines in the Gentile darkness, and most of the Gentile darkness, throughout history, comprehended it not.
Later Lot and his wife were on the run. Lots wife looked back whence running began and was turned into a pillar of salt.
Missing from the action was Pepper and so began a quest to send Columbus across the sea in search of Pepper.
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It's called kosher salt because it's made of ground up goy foreskins.
Did you know you can put your thumb through those metal salt shaker lids?
If you see one with dents, somebody tried it and failed.
There's a knack to it.
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@previous (G)
Jews designed them that way so the goyim will cut their thumbs open, filling the wound with salt.