Topic: Non-Painful, relatively cheap Suicide
Meep started this discussion 12 years ago #35,118
I'm australian, so a gun isn't an option. I'm too chicken to OD or jump off something, so it looks like asphyxiation. Are there any cheapish and relatively painless forms of asphyxiation?
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #483,637
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,638
@previous (Metæ)
We don't have one from an Australian perspective... They have wildlife that will fucking kill you for just being there. Killer snakes, spiders, sharks, whatever... (Remember Meta, we just have unrestricted access to guns... That's like easy-mode for the suicidal!) Drinking yourself to death? -check- Drinking enough to let the wildlife do the rest? -always an option-
We don't have one from an Australian perspective... They have wildlife that will fucking kill you for just being there. Killer snakes, spiders, sharks, whatever... (Remember Meta, we just have unrestricted access to guns... That's like easy-mode for the suicidal!) Drinking yourself to death? -check- Drinking enough to let the wildlife do the rest? -always an option-
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beckyderp !verYWoWbyI joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,639
What are you sad about?
Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,641
@483,638 (C)
Their culture has probably evolved to deal with lack of guns. Instead of putting a shotgun in your mouth, you just jump into a swimming pool full of duckbilled platypæ or butter a kangaroo.
Their culture has probably evolved to deal with lack of guns. Instead of putting a shotgun in your mouth, you just jump into a swimming pool full of duckbilled platypæ or butter a kangaroo.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #483,656
overdose is awesome
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #483,660
@OP
> I'm australian,
I worked/lived in Australia. Canberra and Dubbo at edge of Outback. Meep perhaps its those genes you have from English ancestor? The English as I remember it ran out of prison space and just said hey lets send them all off to an Island far away.
Say can you tell me why Aussies Bar-b-Q with a Flat Iron thing on Grill? Sure you can fry an egg on it and my grill egg just falls through my grill. (I had to import USA Bar-B-Q to Australia several tymes.
Anyway Death becums us all eventually. No need for you to speed it up. Just take a look at Michael Jackson (more then a hint re painless way to go out of life quickly)
So you need to tell us all exactly wot has you down n dumps. Say I never got the nerve to try Kangaroo - have you? Not to many places served it up but I met a few who did eat some road kill.
> I'm australian,
I worked/lived in Australia. Canberra and Dubbo at edge of Outback. Meep perhaps its those genes you have from English ancestor? The English as I remember it ran out of prison space and just said hey lets send them all off to an Island far away.
Say can you tell me why Aussies Bar-b-Q with a Flat Iron thing on Grill? Sure you can fry an egg on it and my grill egg just falls through my grill. (I had to import USA Bar-B-Q to Australia several tymes.
Anyway Death becums us all eventually. No need for you to speed it up. Just take a look at Michael Jackson (more then a hint re painless way to go out of life quickly)
So you need to tell us all exactly wot has you down n dumps. Say I never got the nerve to try Kangaroo - have you? Not to many places served it up but I met a few who did eat some road kill.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #483,672
what's with people and 'cheap suicide'
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #483,694
@previous (G)
> what's with people and 'cheap suicide'
Old Egyptian custom. Comes from belief that you can take it with you.
> what's with people and 'cheap suicide'
Old Egyptian custom. Comes from belief that you can take it with you.
Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #483,695
Meep (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #483,704
@483,672 (G) Well when you only have $30 to your name you aren't exactly going to have some elaborate plan a available
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #483,710
@previous (Meep)
> Well when you only have $30 to your name
Then you have no other choice but to wait until you get a wallet full of cash.
There is the need for nice underwear at least cause you do not want people laffing at you when they do the autopsy and the undertakers n such
You want a final great last meal which wood include some quality classy beverages. You MUST just Must have enough money left over so you pay your way for burial - Ya don't want to be thought of as thoughtless
> Well when you only have $30 to your name
Then you have no other choice but to wait until you get a wallet full of cash.
There is the need for nice underwear at least cause you do not want people laffing at you when they do the autopsy and the undertakers n such
You want a final great last meal which wood include some quality classy beverages. You MUST just Must have enough money left over so you pay your way for burial - Ya don't want to be thought of as thoughtless
Meep (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #483,995
So I have a plan for if I ever decide to do it. I'll set up a noose, stand on a chair, and take some sleeping pills. I'll fall asleep, fall off the chair, and hang.
The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #483,996
@previous (Meep)This doesn't get rid of the possibility of an unsuccessful hanging. And many sleeping pill ODs have gone unsuccessful as well. If you don't want to risk waking up and being forced to live the rest of your life brain dead or paralyzed, you have to shoot yourself (preferably in the temple or roof of your mouth). This is your suicide we're talking about. Just visit another country and get a gun.