Topic: On Mars it would be 100% legal to have sex with 9 year olds.
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY started this discussion 12 years ago #35,099
The age of consent in just about all the sane parts of the world is 16 earth years old. The time it takes the Earth to orbit the sun is 365.25 Earth days. The time it takes Mars to orbit the sun is 686.980 days. A year on Earth is about half the time of a Martian year, at 0.5316748668083496x that of a Martian year. 16 * 0.5316748668083496 = 8.506797868933594 years old. Basically 8 an a half years old. http://www.universetoday.com/48879/length-of-year-on-mars/
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #483,451
Planning a trip to Mars, Walter?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,452
Wow, this topic is retarded.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,453
And having sex with children will still be illegal.
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 25 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,454
@483,451 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)LOL no. Actually I plan on visiting Thailand as soon as I have a good living and some savings. You know exactly why.
@483,452 (C)
You seem upset.
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 50 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,455
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 30 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,456
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,457
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 21 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,458
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 18 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,459
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,464
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,466
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,471
Kill yourself literally do it
Literally
Kill yourself
Literally
Kill yourself
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #483,475
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #483,481
Walter here, viewing one of humanity's greatest undertakings yet in terms of boning children. Truly, an insightful man saying insightful things.
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HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #483,487
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #483,488
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #483,489
On Mars a Quarter Pounder with Cheese would only be 3/40ths Pounder with cheese. :(
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 12 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #483,490
@483,459 (HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY)
@483,466 (HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY)
I see becky visited this thread.
@483,466 (HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY)
I see becky visited this thread.
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #483,491
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HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #483,493
@483,481 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
They aren't children though. They've only been through about half the solar rotations that Earthlings would experience in the same amount of time.
They aren't children though. They've only been through about half the solar rotations that Earthlings would experience in the same amount of time.
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #483,496
Becky, please make sure to maintain the highest of standards when incorporating ethnic male genitals into my posts.Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #483,499
@483,488 (HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY)
Martian penis.
@483,493 (HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY)
"It's not pedophilia if it's on Mars!"
Martian penis.
@483,493 (HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY)
"It's not pedophilia if it's on Mars!"
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #483,528
The Cat joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #483,613
I was hanging out with a time traveller and we went to the future to sample the drinks, we got absoluteley wankered and there was fuck all on TV by that time of night, we just watched a documentary on sex tourism on Mars. Fuck that depressed me, until I remembered the jap sex robots must be AWESOME in the year 5528. Trust me, they ARE.
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #483,618
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #483,744
i feel all these dickpics are some kind of freudian slip on McWalters part