Topic: Should I post a non creepy irl story?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ started this discussion 12 years ago #35,057
Recently, a male porn star tried to sex me. Ask me anything.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #482,808
tried? why are you such a prude, porn stars are great lays
JesusKun !S62Cksi7/k joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #482,811
how big were his penae?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #482,817
@482,808 (squeegee)
i didnt know that dude. Also he has had lots of gay sex, and I didnt trust his possible stdness.
i didnt know that dude. Also he has had lots of gay sex, and I didnt trust his possible stdness.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #482,818
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,830
Coke or Pepsi?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,832
Porn stars are pretty good about having non-stdness tests handy. (Especially male porn stars) Just sayin'.
Maybe you were right to say no. Maybe he just having a laugh.
Maybe you were right to say no. Maybe he just having a laugh.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,881
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,882
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,883
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,884
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Ah- well done. That was the secret third answer.
You will have bonus points added to your score at the end of the game.
Ah- well done. That was the secret third answer.
You will have bonus points added to your score at the end of the game.
elim joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,887
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,889
@482,884 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I thought these questions were in the name of science not some cheap game. You are the worst I hate you.
I thought these questions were in the name of science not some cheap game. You are the worst I hate you.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 46 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,895
@482,887 (elim)
Being hairy. He was trying to get me let him eat me out in the womens restroom of a gay club.
Being hairy. He was trying to get me let him eat me out in the womens restroom of a gay club.
elim replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,896
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 32 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,898
@previous (elim)
He was walking around wearing only a jockstrap. One of the other hired guys playfully grabbed him and spread his ass cheeks in front of me. He then asked me "How did I do with my shaving?" and I replied "Dude, I have more hair on my ass than you do". When I showed him my legs. It was on.
He was walking around wearing only a jockstrap. One of the other hired guys playfully grabbed him and spread his ass cheeks in front of me. He then asked me "How did I do with my shaving?" and I replied "Dude, I have more hair on my ass than you do". When I showed him my legs. It was on.
elim replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,900
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,903
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,956
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,957
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He did, but to4str was a raging pedo. I am a soft drink scientist.
He did, but to4str was a raging pedo. I am a soft drink scientist.
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,960
@482,895 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
> He was trying to get me let him eat me out in the womens restroom of a gay club.
Well that's just good fun. I've been known to do that once or twice.
That story is actually fun and entertaining. I wouldn't call it creepy. (I would call most of your other posts creepy, bp, you know the ones about crazy murderers...) I'd love to sit down and have a beer with you! (I don't have a hairy women fetish though, so I'm going to hold off on promises of oral sex in the restroom.)
> He was trying to get me let him eat me out in the womens restroom of a gay club.
Well that's just good fun. I've been known to do that once or twice.
That story is actually fun and entertaining. I wouldn't call it creepy. (I would call most of your other posts creepy, bp, you know the ones about crazy murderers...) I'd love to sit down and have a beer with you! (I don't have a hairy women fetish though, so I'm going to hold off on promises of oral sex in the restroom.)
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #483,201
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #483,232
kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 19 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #483,344
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #483,348
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Okay. Super. As long as you're not that girl that kept giving me martinis all night when I was there for a conference, then I totally can't promise you anything about oral sex in the bathroom.
Okay. Super. As long as you're not that girl that kept giving me martinis all night when I was there for a conference, then I totally can't promise you anything about oral sex in the bathroom.