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Topic: ask a truck driver anything

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #35,038

go ahead

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later[^] [v] #482,423

Coke or Pepsi?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #482,424

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
dr pepper an no doz

The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #482,426

@OP

1. On a scale of 1 to 10, how enjoyable is the truck stop restroom experience?

2. Is it true that truck stops are a breeding ground for sexually deprived men and m2f prostitutes?

3. Have you ever had to pull a nerve racking stunt like driving up a spiraling one way road around a mountain?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,431

I used to be a truck driver too

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,440

@482,426 (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
1: no idea i drive long haul only so i have a sleeping + toilet area
2: this could very well be true
3: no and yes. see pic, had to do this two times too many

@previous (D)
brofist.jpg

Bobby2Sox !!ztPBX/o0I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,441

@previous (A)

18 wheeler, yeah?

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The Captain !PundosRBSM replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,443

@482,440 (A)

Thanks. I won't be becoming a truck driver any time soon.

Handel !XFpaTU3A5E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,445

Have you had any gay sex with hitch hikers?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,446

@482,441 (Bobby2Sox !!ztPBX/o0I)
peterbilt 389 with ict sleeper

@previous (Handel !XFpaTU3A5E)
never but a mouths a mouth

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,448

@482,445 (Handel !XFpaTU3A5E)
Geeeeeeeeesh Handel where you be? Several even said recently things I need not repeat.

So OP tell the few basement dwellers here how much money you pull in.
Me thins this wood be the most puuuuurrrrfect job for Walter.

Elim joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,451

@482,426 (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
Very KotH

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,453

@482,448 (Syntax)
Shut the fuck up Syntax

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,454

@previous (I)
That you for that compliment. Nice very Nice 2C you want me here even more then ever b4

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,465

are you a drug user? most truck drivers are

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 56 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,478

@OP
What convinced you take up such a profession?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,589

seriously guys i get more exciting questions from a group of toddlers

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,590

do you like your truck

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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,593

do you have a rape/torture dungeon on the back of your truck

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,594

@482,589 (A)
lol'd

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,597

@482,589 (A)
i have some questions. I've always believed that when driving in city traffic a car driver should watch the trucks and see which lane they pick because they have better visibility and a radio with which to ask about the wreck ahead. is this something that truck drivers actually do?
Also did you ever have many cars play "chicken" with you by cutting you off in traffic or trying to force their way ahead of you in a breakdown lane? did you ever just run them over if they lost? I know a truck driver who said he would just let the rig pull the trailer right over their hoods if drivers let their cars get up where they shouldn't be.
Have you ever been shot at/shot at anyone on the job? I know this isn't a regular thing, but i wonder if you carry as least.
What is the creepiest thing/weirdest thing you've ever heard across the CB radio? we were driving to mexico once and heard a couple of dudes having gay "phone sex" over the CB down south of san antonio. it was hella weird.
is it true what they say about piss jugs?
how many miles/km would you estimate you have driven in your career/life?
do you take stimulants other than caffeine?
are you worried about self driving vehicles taking your job?
do you own your rig, or do you drive for a company? if you own how much did you pay, did you buy the base model or did you customize it? if not do you get the same truck every time you work or do you have a fleet from which to be assigned a vehicle? do you keep "flair" in your cab? if so, what kind.
are you a king of the road?

Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,598

Opninions on euro truck simulator

Handel !XFpaTU3A5E replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,602

@482,448 (Syntax)

I'm back, I've been very busy the last few months. :)

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,604

Externally hosted imagehave you ever fucked your truck on a long haul?

elim replied with this 12 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,616

@previous (P)
Pooty
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