Topic: Cornish cow slurry fetishist gets 5 years in prison
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #35,028
http://news.sky.com/story/1272392/cow-manure-fetish-man-jailed-for-five-years
> David Truscott initially "stole" cow pats from a Cornish farm before repeatedly breaking in to roll around naked in slurry.
> David Truscott, 43, repeatedly rolled around naked in liquid manure, called 'slurry', at a farm he had developed an obsession with in Redruth, Cornwall.
> Exeter Crown Court heard that Truscott targeted the property over an eight-year period to satisfy in his bizarre craving, and was jailed several times as a result.
> Judge Philip Wassall told Truscott: "When the family took steps to clear up the slurry ... to prevent you from wallowing in it, and took other measures to stop you getting on to their land, you began these offences."
> David Truscott initially "stole" cow pats from a Cornish farm before repeatedly breaking in to roll around naked in slurry.
> David Truscott, 43, repeatedly rolled around naked in liquid manure, called 'slurry', at a farm he had developed an obsession with in Redruth, Cornwall.
> Exeter Crown Court heard that Truscott targeted the property over an eight-year period to satisfy in his bizarre craving, and was jailed several times as a result.
> Judge Philip Wassall told Truscott: "When the family took steps to clear up the slurry ... to prevent you from wallowing in it, and took other measures to stop you getting on to their land, you began these offences."
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #482,170
Jesus fuck. This guy again? I remember reading about the last two times he did this. What a nutter.
Didn't know it had gotten so dark. Thought he was just wanking in the cow muck, not setting fire to their stuff.
Didn't know it had gotten so dark. Thought he was just wanking in the cow muck, not setting fire to their stuff.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #482,181
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I remember laughing at the original article in 2009, then when he reoffended in 2011 I posted it here IIRC.
> On his release, Truscott returned to the farm and sat naked in cow muck. He was jailed for a further 20 weeks.
Bloke's mental.
I remember laughing at the original article in 2009, then when he reoffended in 2011 I posted it here IIRC.
> On his release, Truscott returned to the farm and sat naked in cow muck. He was jailed for a further 20 weeks.
Bloke's mental.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #482,182
@482,170 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Also, is this man a legend in Cornwall? Do Cornish children tell tales of the great David Truscott and his campaign against the English oppressors?
Also, is this man a legend in Cornwall? Do Cornish children tell tales of the great David Truscott and his campaign against the English oppressors?
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #482,185
Typical cornish asshole
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #482,186
The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #482,188
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #482,192
@482,182 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Why yes, he is one of our most prominent folk heroes, the only Cornishman who had the guts to stand up to the opressive English laws which ban wanking within a farmer's cow slurry.
Truly, he battles for all of Cornwall.
@482,185 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
You just hate us because we're a minority, you bigot!
Why yes, he is one of our most prominent folk heroes, the only Cornishman who had the guts to stand up to the opressive English laws which ban wanking within a farmer's cow slurry.
Truly, he battles for all of Cornwall.
@482,185 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
You just hate us because we're a minority, you bigot!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,200
The only surprising thing about this article is that he is somehow not KL.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,206
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,214
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,217
@previous (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
> Stop acting like a minority you pretentious wanker.
go roll around in cow shit you fucking faggot
> Stop acting like a minority you pretentious wanker.
go roll around in cow shit you fucking faggot
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,219
Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,222
@previous (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
> Sorry, I'm not from Cornwall
oh you're right sorry, i meant to tell you to go fuck your sister
> Sorry, I'm not from Cornwall
oh you're right sorry, i meant to tell you to go fuck your sister
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,223
Green will be missed.
Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,224
Come on, we've all wanted to bust a nut in a pile of piping hot cow shit once or twice in our lives, why couldn't they just let the dude do his thing?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,232
@482,214 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
Sorry, bro, the experts have spoken. My people are now a legit minority. Your angry grumbling about how everything is awful isn't going to change that.
@482,200 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why, you want me to be into cow poop?
Hmmm. You may have just revealed something rather unsettling about yourself, there. :-/
Sorry, bro, the experts have spoken. My people are now a legit minority. Your angry grumbling about how everything is awful isn't going to change that.
@482,200 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why, you want me to be into cow poop?
Hmmm. You may have just revealed something rather unsettling about yourself, there. :-/
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,274
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,321
@482,232 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Shut the fuck up KL. You totally misunderstand everything which I guess makes sense since you are a psychology major.
Shut the fuck up KL. You totally misunderstand everything which I guess makes sense since you are a psychology major.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,323
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
When I saw "Shut the fuck up KL. You totally misunderstand everything" in my history page, I was hoping for random ShitArse rage. Instead I get pretend Fake anon rage. :(
> you are a psychology major.
They aren't called that over here. An acceptable English term would be "psychology student".
You're WELCOME. :)
When I saw "Shut the fuck up KL. You totally misunderstand everything" in my history page, I was hoping for random ShitArse rage. Instead I get pretend Fake anon rage. :(
> you are a psychology major.
They aren't called that over here. An acceptable English term would be "psychology student".
You're WELCOME. :)
Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,348
#killallbrits
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #482,349
@482,323 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Maybe he meant you have been promoted to Major in the Cornish National Liberation Army?
Maybe he meant you have been promoted to Major in the Cornish National Liberation Army?