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Topic: I just took a pill

Garak started this discussion 12 years ago #35,018

It was found on the ground it had an apple logo on it does apple medicate its employees?

Garak (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 19 seconds later[^] [v] #482,026

Genius Bar pills?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #482,027

You just take pills you find on the ground?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #482,028

It's going to turn you into Apple™ Man, the strongest Apple Corporation Superhero that there ever was.

The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #482,029

You dropped X. Don't jump off a bridge.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #482,030

if everything starts feeling really good

dont worry

you are rolling now

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 37 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #482,031

@482,029 (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
No, I'm pretty sure that he's going to become a corporate superhero.

Garak (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #482,032

@482,029 (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
@482,030 (E)
I'm beginning to feel very bureaucratic

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #482,034

@482,031 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Nonsense. Apple sprinkles these all over the place where I live. If you take one, then you instantly become a raving Apple fanboi and go out and buy an iPhone and iPad and start telling people about how Apple products are the greatest. Wait - They don't do that where you live?

Anyway... It's all on pillfinder...

Apple Fanboi Pill:

Increases tolerance to Apple's advertising campaigns causing one to buy more Apple products.

Side effects: Looking like a fag, a sudden willingness to spend way too much money on mobile devices, a sudden obsession with fonts, uncontrollable acts of violence against people wearing Google Glass, the urge to ride a bike to work, gluten intolerance, paleodieting, erectile dysfunction, pooping pants, h, spontaneous decapitation, death.

Garak (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #482,040

@previous (F)
My bum is warm

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #482,041

@previous (Garak)
It sounds like you've pinched or trapped your sciatic nerve, burning in a cheek is common when this happens, this is a type of pudendal nerve entrapment (PNE) known as buttock sciatica; you might also develop pain down your leg on one side or in other areas nearby.

Common causes are standing or sitting for long periods, trauma due to sport/exercise, or heavy weightlifting; if you're doing any of these, avoiding them for a while might cure the problem.

If your sciatica keeps bothering you, or if it gets worse, see your doctor, who might give you medication like corticosteroids or recommend physiotherapy.

If you do see your doctor, make sure they examine you properly, before giving you a diagnosis.

Garak (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #482,042

@previous (G)
Are you bored enough to google warm bums

Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #482,045

@previous (Garak)
Can only work with the material you feed me.

Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,052

@482,040 (Garak)
> My bum is warm

How do you feel about buying an iPad?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #482,070

cant wait until next week when i can buy some more weed and mdma, been staying away from everything fun until I was able to get my bills situated.
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