Topic: Why do girls like me? I just don't understand it.
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY started this discussion 12 years ago #34,990
I live with my parents. I drive an '03 Dodge RAM Van. And yet popular blonde girls treat me like I'm something. They throw themselves at me, even though I am an obnoxious brute.
I'm 19 years old, and I am NOT a virgin. I've even kissed a girl at the age of five. I live a life of constant admiration and acceptance.
On the Day of Remission, I will love you all like fuzzy little animals.
I'm 19 years old, and I am NOT a virgin. I've even kissed a girl at the age of five. I live a life of constant admiration and acceptance.
On the Day of Remission, I will love you all like fuzzy little animals.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #481,542
the Day of Remission?
kissed a girl at age 5?
constant admiration and acceptance?
fuzzy little animals?
Your probably just easy going and/or handsome
kissed a girl at age 5?
constant admiration and acceptance?
fuzzy little animals?
Your probably just easy going and/or handsome
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #481,563
I remember kissing a girl at age 6 and her name was Nancy. She wore glasses and it was in the playground and glasses fell and BROKE
This happened I think 3 tymes over the year - School and parents punished me LoL
Stayed away from girls with glasses from that point on
This happened I think 3 tymes over the year - School and parents punished me LoL
Stayed away from girls with glasses from that point on
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #481,570
@previous (Syntax)
they are genetically inferior anyway. Just kidding but when i was 5 i met a group of cheerleaders as i was in a mall with my mom. Its a painful memory, mom was very mad but all i wanted to do was to see their legs
in a row as i crouched next to one of them. Nothing sexual. But i guess it must have looked that way.
they are genetically inferior anyway. Just kidding but when i was 5 i met a group of cheerleaders as i was in a mall with my mom. Its a painful memory, mom was very mad but all i wanted to do was to see their legs
in a row as i crouched next to one of them. Nothing sexual. But i guess it must have looked that way.
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #481,572
> walter
> opinion
> opinion
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #481,574
@OP
You are going to be shot outside a McDonald's by a man you have never met (neither have I).
You are going to be shot outside a McDonald's by a man you have never met (neither have I).
dead dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #481,575
humblebrag
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #481,577
@481,570 (B)ah another memory. My parents were really great when it came to lots of vacations - lots of 3 day trips as well and often to Las Vegas
So I think I was around 10 at the tyme. I could wander around on my own but not allowed in rooms where people gambled - that is to stay in the room but could walk through to a restaurant.
Memories of the night I wanted a hot fudge sunday. Empty restaurant - ordered and then a huge number of show girls all came in for their break tween shows - Since I was so young and the only other person in the room I got lots of attention - of course to young to even think sexual but never the less damn they sure looked yummy - and they paid for my Sunday
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,583
@previous (Syntax)
haha i bet your face must have been blushed. I have a very weird memory, was about 11 and in school. The next 40 minutes we are watching a animated video about STDS,safe sex AND how to masturbate. Everyone was silent.
haha i bet your face must have been blushed. I have a very weird memory, was about 11 and in school. The next 40 minutes we are watching a animated video about STDS,safe sex AND how to masturbate. Everyone was silent.
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,586
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,587
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,588
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,590
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,591
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,592
@481,583 (B)
> haha i bet your face must have been blushed
Until you mentioned it I forgot all about that- Yep and they of course worked hard at keeping me red faced - But my 1st memory of being sexually aware was maybe 6-7 months later except of course for natural curiosity of I will show you mine if u show me urs - long b4 age 10 - and that day I viewed a lot more then I understood at the tyme. Took a few years b4 all that extra labia made any sense.
> haha i bet your face must have been blushed
Until you mentioned it I forgot all about that- Yep and they of course worked hard at keeping me red faced - But my 1st memory of being sexually aware was maybe 6-7 months later except of course for natural curiosity of I will show you mine if u show me urs - long b4 age 10 - and that day I viewed a lot more then I understood at the tyme. Took a few years b4 all that extra labia made any sense.
HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,593
@481,591 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
There is a Rally's, a KFC, a Church's, a Popeye's, a Five Guys, a Taco Bell, an A&W and plenty of other places. Why on Earth would I ever go to McDonald's?
There is a Rally's, a KFC, a Church's, a Popeye's, a Five Guys, a Taco Bell, an A&W and plenty of other places. Why on Earth would I ever go to McDonald's?
dead dw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,595
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,596
@481,592 (Syntax)
Well these days, its like the last days of the roman empire (so they say), children or boys mostly are now looking and porn aged 11 on average. In my country at least.
Well these days, its like the last days of the roman empire (so they say), children or boys mostly are now looking and porn aged 11 on average. In my country at least.
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,599
@previous (B)
Prior to net I had access to it - Lots of stuff was imported from across the border - I remember finding in the street a glossy photo of a Tran dude but had not a clue wot I was looking at and rejected it as made up cause in no way did it match wot I viewed in rare glimpses of older gals nakkid -
Prior to net I had access to it - Lots of stuff was imported from across the border - I remember finding in the street a glossy photo of a Tran dude but had not a clue wot I was looking at and rejected it as made up cause in no way did it match wot I viewed in rare glimpses of older gals nakkid -
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,601
@481,595 (dead dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
what
@481,593 (HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY)
Isn't it obvious?
You are the McWalter tulpa!
what
@481,593 (HaikerensGuide !TBODHONKEY)
Isn't it obvious?
You are the McWalter tulpa!
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,602
@481,599 (Syntax)
Sounds like a interesting place where you live, where i live however, porn is officially banned but hardly enforced at all. But in the 1990's my grandfather had the great idea to go and buy a ton of porn magazines in another country, then sell them high back home. It however never worked and so he ended up just storing it at the basement. Stumbling on all of this at age 8, it was very confusing, like why can't i take my eyes away? Ended up using my hands to rip of the people from the pages and then tape them to the rarely-visited-basement walls, i saw in the movies that this is what soldiers
do so i thought it would be cool if i did the same. Grandmother was not pleased.
Sounds like a interesting place where you live, where i live however, porn is officially banned but hardly enforced at all. But in the 1990's my grandfather had the great idea to go and buy a ton of porn magazines in another country, then sell them high back home. It however never worked and so he ended up just storing it at the basement. Stumbling on all of this at age 8, it was very confusing, like why can't i take my eyes away? Ended up using my hands to rip of the people from the pages and then tape them to the rarely-visited-basement walls, i saw in the movies that this is what soldiers
do so i thought it would be cool if i did the same. Grandmother was not pleased.
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,604
@previous (B)
> Grandmother was not pleased.
LoL - You must live in a Muslim country if porn is banned. No clue how this happened to me but back in my day say a Playboy magazine was all about Re-touching the photos to remove all blemishes - Somehow I knew those photos were fake so they did little for me - I was on a quest to see the real thing - And my Cousin story around here/age 12-13/ is infamous - that said at high school age we wood on occasions drive 120 miles (back when I lived in LA area to cross the border to see live shows
Horrid arwful shows actually - Swear we wood never return and yet we did 3X's a year. Growing up with its bumps n grinds - Ordered a cocktail and set it at edge of stage n some gal comes along and drops a pubic hair in my drink - Yuck Iccky yuck -
> Grandmother was not pleased.
LoL - You must live in a Muslim country if porn is banned. No clue how this happened to me but back in my day say a Playboy magazine was all about Re-touching the photos to remove all blemishes - Somehow I knew those photos were fake so they did little for me - I was on a quest to see the real thing - And my Cousin story around here/age 12-13/ is infamous - that said at high school age we wood on occasions drive 120 miles (back when I lived in LA area to cross the border to see live shows
Horrid arwful shows actually - Swear we wood never return and yet we did 3X's a year. Growing up with its bumps n grinds - Ordered a cocktail and set it at edge of stage n some gal comes along and drops a pubic hair in my drink - Yuck Iccky yuck -
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,606
@previous (Syntax)
wait what!? You guys drove at age 12-13 120 miles and managed to see live shows? This is some serious moral corruption and this is why i am glad i lie in Pakistan. Just kidding i live in iceland but
how on earth did you guys pull that off?
wait what!? You guys drove at age 12-13 120 miles and managed to see live shows? This is some serious moral corruption and this is why i am glad i lie in Pakistan. Just kidding i live in iceland but
how on earth did you guys pull that off?
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,608
@previous (B)
No not 13 as that was my 12-13 age of connection with my cousin - she very close to same age.
High School and as soon as we could drive which was age 16 we bogie those 120 miles to Baja CA. Iceland damn - Been there a few tymes - good tymes - Great fish dinners. Did not connect with gals then cause I was in a committed long term relationship. Sure could have. Did go with parents at say age 12 and did go in2 book shops filled with porn but it was illegal to bring across the border and in my parents car? No way lol - Looking back at all that I do not see where any of the porn hurt me over all - a couple of GF's wood bring up did I compare them to photos and I wood point out real skin beats a pic any day.
No comparison - I have met guys messed up by comparing porn to their gals and that sure fucked them up.
No not 13 as that was my 12-13 age of connection with my cousin - she very close to same age.
High School and as soon as we could drive which was age 16 we bogie those 120 miles to Baja CA. Iceland damn - Been there a few tymes - good tymes - Great fish dinners. Did not connect with gals then cause I was in a committed long term relationship. Sure could have. Did go with parents at say age 12 and did go in2 book shops filled with porn but it was illegal to bring across the border and in my parents car? No way lol - Looking back at all that I do not see where any of the porn hurt me over all - a couple of GF's wood bring up did I compare them to photos and I wood point out real skin beats a pic any day.
No comparison - I have met guys messed up by comparing porn to their gals and that sure fucked them up.
Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,626
@OP
Put a waterbed, shag carpet, and a lava lamp in the back of the Ram Van. Then find a good artist and have them paint a bitchin airbrush mural on the sides.
Put a waterbed, shag carpet, and a lava lamp in the back of the Ram Van. Then find a good artist and have them paint a bitchin airbrush mural on the sides.
Meta double-posted this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,627
Like this, but with a lava lamp.Meta triple-posted this 12 years ago, 44 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #481,628
And get these rims, too!