Topic: I might be a farter

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #34,960

So a few weeks ago I made a topic about a girl I was seeing broke up with me because of my excessive flatulence. Well, I just found out she may have been the one doing it and blaming it on me. I may or may not be the farter. Having relationship breaking flatulence doesn't freak me out. What freaks me out is she's crazy and is talking about running off to South Dakota to get some fresh air and get away from me.

A lot of guys would be relieved that she's running off and not hanging around stinking up the place while blaming it on them, but that's not the type of guy I am. I want to take partial responsibility for a foul odor if it's mine, but she's being as difficult as possible.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 week later[^] [v] #483,350

bump

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #483,351

Pop-quiz hot shot: If a bear farts in the woods and then runs off to South Dakota, what do you do? What do you do?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #483,364

lol 10/10 bud

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #483,366

I'm totally a shitter

Minichan