Topic: I tried a new food today
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #34,907
wow, kale much delicious
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #480,434
you fat fucks wouldn't know nothing about kale. Fat fucks.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #480,436
Kale tastes like an unwiped asshole.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #480,438
Don't think I have tried Kale & now with Fake anons' descrip Yikes
I do enjoy Collard Greens - Good with added lean pork trimmings
I do enjoy Collard Greens - Good with added lean pork trimmings
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 54 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #480,439
@480,436 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah, because you're unhealthy. You have to be healthy to like the taste of healthy food.
Yeah, because you're unhealthy. You have to be healthy to like the taste of healthy food.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #480,440
@480,438 (Syntax)
You ruin the collars greens as soon as you put pork into them. No health benefits, whatsoever.
You ruin the collars greens as soon as you put pork into them. No health benefits, whatsoever.
Garak joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,441
i like kale i don't get why people get fanatic about it though
How do you go this long without eating kale and then go online and brag about it weird
How do you go this long without eating kale and then go online and brag about it weird
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,443
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,447
@480,441 (Garak)
I'm actually upset that I've gone this long without kale in my life. I am now a kale fanatic and it is all I will ever eat.
I'm actually upset that I've gone this long without kale in my life. I am now a kale fanatic and it is all I will ever eat.
Garak replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,451
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,454
@480,440 (A)
> You ruin the collars greens as soon as you put pork into them. No health benefits, whatsoever.
I said LEAN Pork - Fatback is the Black people's unhealthy way to prepare - Ham Hocks n Collards are terrific and I have worked out how to do this very healthy but it does take X-tra tyme
> You ruin the collars greens as soon as you put pork into them. No health benefits, whatsoever.
I said LEAN Pork - Fatback is the Black people's unhealthy way to prepare - Ham Hocks n Collards are terrific and I have worked out how to do this very healthy but it does take X-tra tyme
Garak replied with this 12 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,455
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,465
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,467
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,468
@480,454 (Syntax)
> I said LEAN Pork - Fatback is the Black people's unhealthy way to prepare -
I'm a lot healthier than you, and I'm black. I only eat kale.
> I said LEAN Pork - Fatback is the Black people's unhealthy way to prepare -
I'm a lot healthier than you, and I'm black. I only eat kale.
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,470
@previous (A)
> I only eat kale.
LOL
Sorry but if you mean only Kale 365 days/year You wood die from only eating Kale
Not useful for sewercide as it wood be a slow painful death
> I only eat kale.
LOL
Sorry but if you mean only Kale 365 days/year You wood die from only eating Kale
Not useful for sewercide as it wood be a slow painful death
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,471
@previous (Syntax)
You'll see, old fart... I'll live off of kale and only drink kale shakes forever. You'll see.
You'll see, old fart... I'll live off of kale and only drink kale shakes forever. You'll see.
Green joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,472
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,482
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,487
@previous (Syntax)
Uh... Kale has 10 times more vitamin C in it than spinach does. It's a real fail on how little you know about kale.
Uh... Kale has 10 times more vitamin C in it than spinach does. It's a real fail on how little you know about kale.
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,498
@previous (A)True I fully admit to not having a clue about Kale - Then with the power of the GoogleGen I discover I no a great deal about Kale cause I been eating its 1st Cousin.
Brassica oleracea the Family & shocking cause wiki says Collards are extremely similar genetically.
I b chowing down Collards with on occasion Ham Hocks (fat removed with is not so much so easy)
AND WHERE is DW and r04r?
Kale: In the Netherlands, it is very frequently used in a traditional winter dish called boerenkoolstamppot, which is a mix of kale and mashed potatoes,
with fried bits of bacon added to it, and usually served with rookworst ("smoked sausage").
Brassica oleracea is from Dutch language -
Kale with Braised Beans and Ham
1 pound dried cannellini beans
1 medium-size yellow onion, diced $
9 cups reduced-sodium chicken broth, divided
6 fresh thyme sprigs
5 fresh flat-leaf parsley sprigs
2 bay leaves
3 fresh sage sprigs (optional)
3 fresh basil sprigs (optional) $
Kitchen string
2 (1-lb.) smoked ham hocks
1 Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese rind (optional)
4 cups chopped fresh Kale greens
2 garlic cloves, chopped
1 tablespoon olive oil $
1 (14.5-oz.) can fire-roasted diced tomatoes
Preparation
1. Rinse and sort beans according to package directions. Place beans in a large bowl; add water to 2 inches above beans. Cover and chill 8 to 12 hours.
2. Drain beans, and place in a large saucepan. Add onion and 8 cups broth. Tie together thyme, parsley, bay leaves, and, if desired, sage and basil with string; add to bean mixture. Add ham hocks and, if desired, rind. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat. Reduce heat to low, and simmer, uncovered and stirring occasionally, 1 hour or until beans are tender but hold their shape. Skim off foam with a spoon.
3. Remove hocks, and cool 5 minutes. Remove meat from bones; discard bones. Return meat to bean mixture. Add Kale, and cook, stirring occasionally, 15 to 20 minutes or until tender.
4. Sauté garlic in hot oil in a large skillet over medium-low heat 2 minutes or until light golden. Add tomatoes, and sauté 5 minutes. Stir tomato mixture and remaining 1 cup broth into beans, and cook, stirring often, 5 minutes or until liquid is reduced by half. Discard herb bundle and cheese rind; season beans with salt and pepper to taste. Serve immediately.
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Elim replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,499
I just do greens and beans
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,504
@480,436 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Kale tastes like an unwiped asshole.
I am scared at how you know this
> Kale tastes like an unwiped asshole.
I am scared at how you know this
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,505
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,506
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,507
Anonymous F double-posted this 12 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,508
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,512
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,517
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,617
wow op you're cool
let me jump into my mc-branded time machine and go back to 2008 when people gave a shit about kale
let me jump into my mc-branded time machine and go back to 2008 when people gave a shit about kale
Garak replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,619
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,623
@480,617 (G)
Kale has been around longer than 2008, fool. I just happened to see it in stores for the first time today.
Kale has been around longer than 2008, fool. I just happened to see it in stores for the first time today.
Garak replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,624
@previous (A)
They're ridiculing you for not keeping up with foodie trends
Fucking foodies
They're ridiculing you for not keeping up with foodie trends
Fucking foodies
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Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 15 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,714
@480,623 (A)
> Kale has been around longer than 2008, fool. I just happened to see it in stores for the first time today.
eat shit
oh wait
> Kale has been around longer than 2008, fool. I just happened to see it in stores for the first time today.
eat shit
oh wait
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #480,724
@previous (G)
Your picture of something that isn't shit is something like McDonald's. That's why you're unhealthy. Njoy your heart attack, all because you're too poor and stupid to eat kale.
Your picture of something that isn't shit is something like McDonald's. That's why you're unhealthy. Njoy your heart attack, all because you're too poor and stupid to eat kale.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #480,773
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #480,789
@previous (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
Ramen is good, as long as you take out those seasoning packets and throw them in the garbage.
Ramen is good, as long as you take out those seasoning packets and throw them in the garbage.
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Garak replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #480,790
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #480,791
@previous (Garak)
Packets suck - I keep a bottle of Oyster sauce in frig - Add a bit of soy sauce I have a jar of chicken stock. Obtained from Smart & Final - Betting a cube of bullion might not be any better then the packets?
I always add sliced Onion at the get go and if tyme brown it and if not just toss it in pot -
Also quick Ramen is a great excuse to get rid of veggies in frig and maybe a left over chicken drumstick or even some luncheon meat.
AND AND if you have never tried a real bowl of the real Ramen? Check out web for such in your hood.
IF you do go the added veggies n stuff? Cook those with broth in a pot and do the noodles in plain water and add at end - trying to do it all will make mush out of noodles and I only cook them exactly 2 mins not three - They continue to soften with all the other stuff - maybe even 1.5 mins does it for a more better noodle texture
Packets suck - I keep a bottle of Oyster sauce in frig - Add a bit of soy sauce I have a jar of chicken stock. Obtained from Smart & Final - Betting a cube of bullion might not be any better then the packets?
I always add sliced Onion at the get go and if tyme brown it and if not just toss it in pot -
Also quick Ramen is a great excuse to get rid of veggies in frig and maybe a left over chicken drumstick or even some luncheon meat.
AND AND if you have never tried a real bowl of the real Ramen? Check out web for such in your hood.
IF you do go the added veggies n stuff? Cook those with broth in a pot and do the noodles in plain water and add at end - trying to do it all will make mush out of noodles and I only cook them exactly 2 mins not three - They continue to soften with all the other stuff - maybe even 1.5 mins does it for a more better noodle texture
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #480,797
Killer Fucking Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #480,859
@480,436 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
This just in, Fake anon is familiar with the taste of unwiped assholes.
This just in, Fake anon is familiar with the taste of unwiped assholes.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #480,860
@previous (Killer Fucking Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You are the third person to make that joke in this thread. Stop being such a kankerkut.
You are the third person to make that joke in this thread. Stop being such a kankerkut.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #480,865
Garak joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #480,867
I wonder if The Doctor from TC likes kale. Boy, I sure admire him, if he eats kale then I'll start eating it right away!
Killer Fucking Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #480,869
@480,860 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well... If you say something like that, then I think it warrants multiple reactions.
Well... If you say something like that, then I think it warrants multiple reactions.
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