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Topic: best way to commit suicide

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #34,896

1. Get 6 foot thin wire(such as cheese wire), and a bottle of super glue.

2. Find tree, light pole, or any thing with more than a 7 foot drop.

3.Tie knot around what ever thing you have chosen.

4. Tie knot around neck(a little loose).

5. Take super glue and dump on both hands, then grab sides of head until glue is dry.

6. When prepared........ JUMP!!

Outcome; Thin wire/cheese wire will tighten, and cut head completely off.

Hands super glued to head will keep your head with you.

Your head in your hands?? People will think you were cool ripping your own head off with your bare hands.

Bloody? YES!! Gruesome? YES!! Good for children to see? YE.... Well, no. But you'll be dead, will you fucking care?

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Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #480,331

Michael Jackson found a very good way to go out without pain.

Now sure he was not trying for it but it does make one wonder what's up with executions that use chemicals of dubious mix when there is One that works great if one uses 2much.

The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #480,343

I heard that joke in elementary school.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,351

Sounds strangely familiar...

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,399

@480,343 (The Captain !PundosRBSM)

> I heard that joke in elementary school.

you should go back

The Captain !PundosRBSM replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #480,401

@previous (E)

But I already graduated.
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