Topic: My name is Jen AMA
Jen started this discussion 12 years ago #34,811
I am an undergrad at UC Santa Cruz and i am double majoring in psychology and anthropology. I'm 20 years old and I've been to India, Haiti, and Africa.
I love to travel. I love to read. My favorite authors are Nabokov, Vonnegut, Palahnuik, Bukowski, and Murakami. I love beat poetry too.
I like movies too. My favorite directors are Wes Anderson and Miyazaki Hayao.
I am a polyglot and can speak Italian, Spanish, French and English.
My fav shows are breaking bad, true blood, community, bobs burgers, twin peaks, ghost in the shell, sword art online, and (don't hate me!) revenge. Lol, and i watch a bunch of cartoons.
My favorite bands are alt-j, Andrew Jackson jihad, the smiths, Mumford and sons, john Mayer, the cranberries, and Gucci mane. I just don't like country or metal.
My favorite foods are sushi and Thai food.
Ask me anything!
I love to travel. I love to read. My favorite authors are Nabokov, Vonnegut, Palahnuik, Bukowski, and Murakami. I love beat poetry too.
I like movies too. My favorite directors are Wes Anderson and Miyazaki Hayao.
I am a polyglot and can speak Italian, Spanish, French and English.
My fav shows are breaking bad, true blood, community, bobs burgers, twin peaks, ghost in the shell, sword art online, and (don't hate me!) revenge. Lol, and i watch a bunch of cartoons.
My favorite bands are alt-j, Andrew Jackson jihad, the smiths, Mumford and sons, john Mayer, the cranberries, and Gucci mane. I just don't like country or metal.
My favorite foods are sushi and Thai food.
Ask me anything!
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #479,506
Coke or Pepsi?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,508
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,509
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
When can we expect to see your doctoral thesis on minichan soft drink preferences? I know you've been collecting data for some time now.
When can we expect to see your doctoral thesis on minichan soft drink preferences? I know you've been collecting data for some time now.
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,510
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,511
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,512
Jen Santa Cruz is one of the most amazing places on Planet Earth.
So have you been to Big Basin Redwoods?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,514
@479,509 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If things stay on-schedule, you can expect it around mid-2016.
I'm told that all of the major players in the soft drink business are taking a close interest in this research. So I have to make sure it's good, ya know?
If things stay on-schedule, you can expect it around mid-2016.
I'm told that all of the major players in the soft drink business are taking a close interest in this research. So I have to make sure it's good, ya know?
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,518
@479,512 (Syntax)
It's amazing!! I'm from Iowa there's nothing like it. The trees and the ocean and it's all here and the scene is so cool! I love big basin.
@479,511 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
They're so good! Do you like neutral milk hotel or bright eyes?
It's amazing!! I'm from Iowa there's nothing like it. The trees and the ocean and it's all here and the scene is so cool! I love big basin.
@479,511 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
They're so good! Do you like neutral milk hotel or bright eyes?
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,520
So Jen on ur list of wot 2do
Wot comes next? Santa Cruz as you know is to laid back to need anymore head shrinks
Anthropology - The local Indians of past have been studied to death (kinda pun)
So where do you go from the paradise you in?
Wot comes next? Santa Cruz as you know is to laid back to need anymore head shrinks
Anthropology - The local Indians of past have been studied to death (kinda pun)
So where do you go from the paradise you in?
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,525
@previous (Syntax)
I want to teach! I love academia. I'd like to do some field work before i teach though.
I want to teach! I love academia. I'd like to do some field work before i teach though.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,531
what are you wearing?
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #479,534
@479,525 (Jen)
> I want to teach! I love academia
Ah well this comment will not make full sense 2 U
Be careful be very careful. We used to have a poster here who majored in Languages. Don't think he once considered what wood happen if he failed to get in2 a PhD program.
Academia has those high goals and after in his case he was refused admission to PhD program and that was after 15 years to finish his MA. He is now living in total failure teaching what McDonald burger flippers make.
So you plan on your PhD? and just in case what back up plan do you have if you do not go all the way?
> I want to teach! I love academia
Ah well this comment will not make full sense 2 U
Be careful be very careful. We used to have a poster here who majored in Languages. Don't think he once considered what wood happen if he failed to get in2 a PhD program.
Academia has those high goals and after in his case he was refused admission to PhD program and that was after 15 years to finish his MA. He is now living in total failure teaching what McDonald burger flippers make.
So you plan on your PhD? and just in case what back up plan do you have if you do not go all the way?
squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #479,538
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #479,541
@previous (squeegee)
squeegee
Now if that is your question? Just ask her. I simply wanted to b sure Jen does not fall dig the same kind of hole Matt Miller dug self.
This comment is for Jens benefit. Matt with his MA in languages which does not include English or Chinese - Now teaches English to Chinese students.
With his MA degree he has to compete with people without even an AA degree. Same pay no matter what the credential.
squeegee
Now if that is your question? Just ask her. I simply wanted to b sure Jen does not fall dig the same kind of hole Matt Miller dug self.
This comment is for Jens benefit. Matt with his MA in languages which does not include English or Chinese - Now teaches English to Chinese students.
With his MA degree he has to compete with people without even an AA degree. Same pay no matter what the credential.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,543
I have a sister named Jen.
Lore joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,544
I have an aunt name Jen, I would bang the fuck out of her. She turns 82 next month.
Rence joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,545
rofl
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,546
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,547
what would you do if you were in the same room as Doctor Roberts?
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,548
@479,546 (Jen)
> Idk want to pay for my dinner?
I might offer you one red cent to be a little more truthful.
You started out with a plausible topic and at this point your accountability has dropped below the mandatory IQ of 181
> Idk want to pay for my dinner?
I might offer you one red cent to be a little more truthful.
You started out with a plausible topic and at this point your accountability has dropped below the mandatory IQ of 181
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,549
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,550
@previous (Jen)
http://www.dr-robert.com/ Cabo San Lucas, Baja California, Mexico
Used to have a Q&A chan. As he aged his tolerance for random inane questions ended his relationship with sanity so to speak (ritten in code)
And b4 your were born I had lunch with him - ran into him when I was in town with my GF. Very sharp guy.
http://www.dr-robert.com/ Cabo San Lucas, Baja California, Mexico
Used to have a Q&A chan. As he aged his tolerance for random inane questions ended his relationship with sanity so to speak (ritten in code)
And b4 your were born I had lunch with him - ran into him when I was in town with my GF. Very sharp guy.
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Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,551
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,557
@OP
A train leaves a city headed west at 120 km/h at 7:30am. Thirty minutes later, a car leaves the same train station traveling at 80 km/h north. At 9:00am a different train leaves a station 250km northwest of the first train station, and this train is traveling east-by-southeast at a rate of 45 km/h. All of the vehicles travel at a constant rate of speed except for the car, which makes a ten minute stop at 8:30am. At what time will the three vehicles be closest together?
A train leaves a city headed west at 120 km/h at 7:30am. Thirty minutes later, a car leaves the same train station traveling at 80 km/h north. At 9:00am a different train leaves a station 250km northwest of the first train station, and this train is traveling east-by-southeast at a rate of 45 km/h. All of the vehicles travel at a constant rate of speed except for the car, which makes a ten minute stop at 8:30am. At what time will the three vehicles be closest together?
Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,560
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,571
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,579
@previous (K)
> the smiths
Oh fuck. I didn't even notice.
@OP
> the smiths
Okay... Answer honestly... What is the last Smiths song you listened to?
> the smiths
Oh fuck. I didn't even notice.
@OP
> the smiths
Okay... Answer honestly... What is the last Smiths song you listened to?
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Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,581
Jen (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 26 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,582
Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,583
@previous (Jen)
> Wtf get a life
name one goddamn smiths song???...oh thaTS right bitch...you cant....you arent a fan you're just a fake like all the others..
> Wtf get a life
name one goddamn smiths song???...oh thaTS right bitch...you cant....you arent a fan you're just a fake like all the others..
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,584
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,617
@479,581 (Jen)
Not really, no. Are there any Smiths song on there? However good a solo career might get, listening to Björk doesn't make you a fan of The Sugarcubes.
Not really, no. Are there any Smiths song on there? However good a solo career might get, listening to Björk doesn't make you a fan of The Sugarcubes.
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,626
@previous (J)
That doesn't mean i haven't listened to the queen is dead a million times
don't give a duck if it's not the same band it's still Morrissey
That doesn't mean i haven't listened to the queen is dead a million times
don't give a duck if it's not the same band it's still Morrissey
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,628
> 2014
> arguing about who is a "true" fan
> arguing about who is a "true" fan
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 46 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,630
@479,626 (Jen)
> don't give a duck if it's not the same band it's still Morrissey
Obviously it's still Morrissey. It's just not The Smiths.
And what exactly wouldn't you give a duck? Are you holding back with the breadcrumbs? If KL befriends all the world's ducks and uses his superpower to take over the planet, then you are going to be in a world of sorry. Be nice to the ducks.
> don't give a duck if it's not the same band it's still Morrissey
Obviously it's still Morrissey. It's just not The Smiths.
And what exactly wouldn't you give a duck? Are you holding back with the breadcrumbs? If KL befriends all the world's ducks and uses his superpower to take over the planet, then you are going to be in a world of sorry. Be nice to the ducks.
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,631
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,634
squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 58 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,638
@previous (Syntax)
she didn't tell us what she's wearing either. i bet she's not even wearing anything at all.
this is a terrible ama
she didn't tell us what she's wearing either. i bet she's not even wearing anything at all.
this is a terrible ama
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Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,641
Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,649
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,700
Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,702
@previous (Jen)
Damn baby, where you live? wait... your not one of these 200 or 300 pound women with hairy legs and arm pits are you?
Damn baby, where you live? wait... your not one of these 200 or 300 pound women with hairy legs and arm pits are you?
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,704
Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,705
@previous (Jen)
uh oh....I hit a nerve.... was it the 200 pound whale, or more hair on your legs and pits than your head?
uh oh....I hit a nerve.... was it the 200 pound whale, or more hair on your legs and pits than your head?
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,706
@479,704 (Jen)
Jen I suspect that is what he expects from you.
@previous (G)
> uh oh....I hit a nerve.... was it the 200 pound whale, or more hair on your legs and pits than your head?
Uh oh could she be a 200 pound Male without any hair on his head?
Jen I suspect that is what he expects from you.
@previous (G)
> uh oh....I hit a nerve.... was it the 200 pound whale, or more hair on your legs and pits than your head?
Uh oh could she be a 200 pound Male without any hair on his head?
Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,707
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,709
@479,705 (G)
No you're just a dumbshit and didn't read the OP and you obviously enjoy harassing women for no reason so
No you're just a dumbshit and didn't read the OP and you obviously enjoy harassing women for no reason so
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,710
@previous (Jen)
Jen with all do due respect - As I pointed out you probably fail to have a back up plan if you fail your quest for academia.
I just said this on another popular chan and it fits you as well
You might consider taking Marketing 101
@479,707 (G)
Chans are so over loaded with gender benders as you damn well no. But you have a good point
Jen with all do due respect - As I pointed out you probably fail to have a back up plan if you fail your quest for academia.
I just said this on another popular chan and it fits you as well
You might consider taking Marketing 101
@479,707 (G)
Chans are so over loaded with gender benders as you damn well no. But you have a good point
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,715
Jen's dad replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,716
Jen, get some clothes on and get in bed. Or daddy will have to give you your special spanking that you love.
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,718
@479,715 (Jen)
Your dad? Hell no
I just don't want ya to end up like say Matthew R Miller. He spent 15 years for his MA which was for academia and useless except as a burger flipper for McD's
He of course needed the PhD to end up as a Prof in Academia yet he failed to be qualified and was not allowed into the PhD program. The only work he could find was not even part of the 15 years in Uni.
Alas he now competes with backpackers who wander into China and are offered McD wages.
Most of them are not qualified to teach English to Chinese nor is he. This will make little sense to you Yet he once was allowed to post here but in now on Permaban because his life included being stuck in rut with a fecal fetish he tried to spread over the chans.
You said your major was psychology and anthropology. By now you have studied such strange creatures on Planet Earth. So anyway this Matthew R Miller and his fecal fetish ends up living in a city in China infamous for using cooking oil recovered from raw sewage. Recently disclosed that the water in toilets is cleaner the the water from tap he bathes in. Most of his peers will not eat the local food re poor Hygiene and horrid food poison issues.
Just do not want you to end up such as Matthew. Its a good idea to have a back up plan in case you do not get in2 PhD program.
Capish?
Your dad? Hell no
I just don't want ya to end up like say Matthew R Miller. He spent 15 years for his MA which was for academia and useless except as a burger flipper for McD's
He of course needed the PhD to end up as a Prof in Academia yet he failed to be qualified and was not allowed into the PhD program. The only work he could find was not even part of the 15 years in Uni.
Alas he now competes with backpackers who wander into China and are offered McD wages.
Most of them are not qualified to teach English to Chinese nor is he. This will make little sense to you Yet he once was allowed to post here but in now on Permaban because his life included being stuck in rut with a fecal fetish he tried to spread over the chans.
You said your major was psychology and anthropology. By now you have studied such strange creatures on Planet Earth. So anyway this Matthew R Miller and his fecal fetish ends up living in a city in China infamous for using cooking oil recovered from raw sewage. Recently disclosed that the water in toilets is cleaner the the water from tap he bathes in. Most of his peers will not eat the local food re poor Hygiene and horrid food poison issues.
Just do not want you to end up such as Matthew. Its a good idea to have a back up plan in case you do not get in2 PhD program.
Capish?
Jen (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,719
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,720
@previous (Jen)
Will compress for ya
> Its a good idea to have a back up plan in case you do not get in2 PhD program. Otherwise you end up only qualified for flipping burgers at McD's
Will compress for ya
> Its a good idea to have a back up plan in case you do not get in2 PhD program. Otherwise you end up only qualified for flipping burgers at McD's
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,721
@479,700 (Jen)> I'm wearing a tank top and like shorts
it's like you're not even trying to get a sugar daddy.
you girls and your fancy university degrees, we'll see how far that gets you when
you don't know how to get a man.
Protip: a more correct answer would've included the color of your lingerie, but seeing as how you're 20 and obviously a novice at this i won't insult you by speculating it's cheap and it's cotton
Garak (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,723
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,724
@479,721 (squeegee !first/o5zA)> it's like you're not even trying to get a sugar daddy.
Reminds me about a woman in the news who has been arrested for at least 4 crimes and has used 5 aliases, and she's a true chameleon, changing her race from crime to crime.
She has received a Ferrari, a Range Rover, and two Bentleys & a million-dollar apartment, among other properties in her name and she appears to have graduated high school.
Just takes some make up and the ability to run in2 a very old sugar daddy.
Not long ago I worked for a Billionaire who is also my former Engineering professor - When I asked him many years ago wot does it feel like to have billions he said hey I can only drive on car at a tyme and to this day still has only one car nor is it a Bentley.
Syntax double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,725
@479,723 (Garak)
Ah Garak I figured it was a regular around here pulling the ole gender bender routine - Congrats me thinks you done good for a while - You did blow it after a while LoL
Ah Garak I figured it was a regular around here pulling the ole gender bender routine - Congrats me thinks you done good for a while - You did blow it after a while LoL
Garak (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,727
@previous (Syntax)
i wasn't trying to reply i just wanted to write the op after i noticed a lot of people like the same shit on the net and it's all boring shit
Boring
and the purpose wasn't gender bending you don't know my gender etc bored now im bored of this
I wasn't even trying to be critical i don't care if you like boring shit everybody
Especially you smiths fans damn lmao
i wasn't trying to reply i just wanted to write the op after i noticed a lot of people like the same shit on the net and it's all boring shit
Boring
and the purpose wasn't gender bending you don't know my gender etc bored now im bored of this
I wasn't even trying to be critical i don't care if you like boring shit everybody
Especially you smiths fans damn lmao
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,729
@previous (Garak)
Hey I kinda figured early on it was a gag but played along. One can never really be sure
Yet I think you did more then OK for a while. That example I gave you of Matt M. He here on MC and other chans played Necrochick as a persona. A few very few fell for it.
You did far more better.
Hey I kinda figured early on it was a gag but played along. One can never really be sure
Yet I think you did more then OK for a while. That example I gave you of Matt M. He here on MC and other chans played Necrochick as a persona. A few very few fell for it.
You did far more better.
squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,730
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,731
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,732
@previous (J)
it's weird though, i had no idea garak was a chick. totally sounds like a dude.
she's a lot more tolerable now that i know she's a babe though
it's weird though, i had no idea garak was a chick. totally sounds like a dude.
she's a lot more tolerable now that i know she's a babe though
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,733
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Garak. Lore. The Captain. All these new tulpæ... I think ro4r had too much take-out and fell asleep watching Trek reruns.
Garak. Lore. The Captain. All these new tulpæ... I think ro4r had too much take-out and fell asleep watching Trek reruns.
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,735
Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,736
@479,557 (J)
> east-by-southeast
http://www.eastbysoutheast.com/kunming-train-station-attack-hypothesis/
> east-by-southeast
http://www.eastbysoutheast.com/kunming-train-station-attack-hypothesis/
\ replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,738
@previous (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
On the civil side of Kunming China this just came in:
Food is Kunming is ALMOST universally bad. Greasy Loaded with MSG & god knows what other chemicals
BillDan (213 posts) • about an hour ago
Anybody who praises this gutter oil garbage like the Matt Miller does is somebody who has no business running a food blog,
because they obviously do not know anything about good food.
I've lived in different parts of China, including Jilin City, Beijing and Shanghai and would have to say that
Kunming food is the rankest and most untastly,
but the local people are just so hypnotized but it they often cannot even travel to another city for very long unless they are certain they will be able to find beef noodles that taste like they were served up from some greasy pot in an alley in Kunming somewhere.
I was hungry the other day and went out to try and find something new (I do eat local food and eat it regularly, as I have no choice in this narrow minded city) and decided to assume myself and count noodle stands or small local restaurants (苍蝇小官儿, or house fly restaurants!) whose focus was rice noodles. I got bored and stopped after 50!
I read an articles by Matt Miller -who is a slightly refined in approach troll, but a troll nonetheless-"amazing and informed" food blog about 5 reasons Americans hate good food and decided this guy just sees himself above Americans simply on the basis
that he can chow down the local garage and not barf it back up or poop it out in 20 minutes because of the crude impact the sewage gutter oil
and MSG have on his highly evolved system. Bravo. He has gone totally native. He is the kind of laowai we all aspire to be!
I have a strong feeling his bitterness and hatred about people having food connections to their old culture does not extend off the North American continent, and if an Indian (red dot not feather) complained to him about not being to find good tandoori chicken and rice pilaf here said Indian gentleman would not be told to quit eating Indian food since he is now i China. His vitriol is directed at people from his own country whom he places himself above.
Food is Kunming is ALMOST universally bad. Greasy and the makers seem unable to not add tons of spicy stuff to it. Loaded with MSG and god knows what other chemicals. I went to a local store yesterday and just looked at all the packed dofu and chicken feet and stuff, all with preservatives and chemicals.
China is a junk food nation, with oily street potatoes
that make McDonald's down right healthy in comparison.
Am I eat the stuff here. I am about to go get me some kao ji rou gain fan at a local house fly eatery.
What choice do I have in this xenophobic town. I know a dongbai place that is run by dongbai people and serve authentic daongbai food, but it is really far away and I just want to eat. Which I hat I do in Kunming. I get hungry and I wander out my door and just find something to put in my mouth and take away the hunger pains.
Had two greasy ass pao pao bing things for an early lunch. There was about 6 stands to choose from side by side. Wow. Such variety.
Anybody who praises this sewage gutter oil garbage like the Matt Miller does is somebody who has no business running a food blog,
because they obviously do not know anything about good food.
Rather they just want to express their misanthropic disdain for other foreigners who crave some sort of food form their home country once every few months.
I just read about Chinese people working in Africa, in Kenya to be specific. Guess what? They DO NOT stop craving Chinese food -and their own particular, regional Chinese food at that- and start eating meal after meal of delicious Kenyan food. They actually want the food they grew up with and do not want to change what they like just to appear to be culturally enlightened to some pompous self-style food critic who doesn't know MSG from M&Ms.
With that said let me go get my Gaifan (some oily food slopped over white rice! Ingenious!) and stop the hunger pains in my belly.
Since in the epicurean hell hole known as Kunming one learns to eat to live rather than live to eat,
but some people love gilding lilies to appear that much better than those around them, or at least in one area anyway.
Matt Miller He is the great white food god from American. As much as he hates it, he is white and from America.
On the civil side of Kunming China this just came in:
Food is Kunming is ALMOST universally bad. Greasy Loaded with MSG & god knows what other chemicals
BillDan (213 posts) • about an hour ago
Anybody who praises this gutter oil garbage like the Matt Miller does is somebody who has no business running a food blog,
because they obviously do not know anything about good food.
I've lived in different parts of China, including Jilin City, Beijing and Shanghai and would have to say that
Kunming food is the rankest and most untastly,
but the local people are just so hypnotized but it they often cannot even travel to another city for very long unless they are certain they will be able to find beef noodles that taste like they were served up from some greasy pot in an alley in Kunming somewhere.
I was hungry the other day and went out to try and find something new (I do eat local food and eat it regularly, as I have no choice in this narrow minded city) and decided to assume myself and count noodle stands or small local restaurants (苍蝇小官儿, or house fly restaurants!) whose focus was rice noodles. I got bored and stopped after 50!
I read an articles by Matt Miller -who is a slightly refined in approach troll, but a troll nonetheless-"amazing and informed" food blog about 5 reasons Americans hate good food and decided this guy just sees himself above Americans simply on the basis
that he can chow down the local garage and not barf it back up or poop it out in 20 minutes because of the crude impact the sewage gutter oil
and MSG have on his highly evolved system. Bravo. He has gone totally native. He is the kind of laowai we all aspire to be!
I have a strong feeling his bitterness and hatred about people having food connections to their old culture does not extend off the North American continent, and if an Indian (red dot not feather) complained to him about not being to find good tandoori chicken and rice pilaf here said Indian gentleman would not be told to quit eating Indian food since he is now i China. His vitriol is directed at people from his own country whom he places himself above.
Food is Kunming is ALMOST universally bad. Greasy and the makers seem unable to not add tons of spicy stuff to it. Loaded with MSG and god knows what other chemicals. I went to a local store yesterday and just looked at all the packed dofu and chicken feet and stuff, all with preservatives and chemicals.
China is a junk food nation, with oily street potatoes
that make McDonald's down right healthy in comparison.
Am I eat the stuff here. I am about to go get me some kao ji rou gain fan at a local house fly eatery.
What choice do I have in this xenophobic town. I know a dongbai place that is run by dongbai people and serve authentic daongbai food, but it is really far away and I just want to eat. Which I hat I do in Kunming. I get hungry and I wander out my door and just find something to put in my mouth and take away the hunger pains.
Had two greasy ass pao pao bing things for an early lunch. There was about 6 stands to choose from side by side. Wow. Such variety.
Anybody who praises this sewage gutter oil garbage like the Matt Miller does is somebody who has no business running a food blog,
because they obviously do not know anything about good food.
Rather they just want to express their misanthropic disdain for other foreigners who crave some sort of food form their home country once every few months.
I just read about Chinese people working in Africa, in Kenya to be specific. Guess what? They DO NOT stop craving Chinese food -and their own particular, regional Chinese food at that- and start eating meal after meal of delicious Kenyan food. They actually want the food they grew up with and do not want to change what they like just to appear to be culturally enlightened to some pompous self-style food critic who doesn't know MSG from M&Ms.
With that said let me go get my Gaifan (some oily food slopped over white rice! Ingenious!) and stop the hunger pains in my belly.
Since in the epicurean hell hole known as Kunming one learns to eat to live rather than live to eat,
but some people love gilding lilies to appear that much better than those around them, or at least in one area anyway.
Matt Miller He is the great white food god from American. As much as he hates it, he is white and from America.
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burp
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Where's garak
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Why the fuck dies syntax make every thread about Matt Miller
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@501,875 (P)
He's on a secret mission with Sisko to pull the Romulans over to our side in the Dominion War.
He's on a secret mission with Sisko to pull the Romulans over to our side in the Dominion War.
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@501,896 (Q)
> Why the fuck dies syntax make every thread about Matt Miller
Dats what dies wants to know
> Why the fuck dies syntax make every thread about Matt Miller
Dats what dies wants to know
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@501,897 (J)
Anonymous p here that's my second favorite ds9 episode it was very breaking bad but im glad I haven't seen anyone draw that parallel tho
Anonymous p here that's my second favorite ds9 episode it was very breaking bad but im glad I haven't seen anyone draw that parallel tho
Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #501,903
@previous (S)
In the Pale Moonlight probably would have Gene rolling over in his grave, but -yeah- damn fine episode.
> my second favorite ds9
What's your first?
In the Pale Moonlight probably would have Gene rolling over in his grave, but -yeah- damn fine episode.
> my second favorite ds9
What's your first?
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@501,915 (T)
You are aware? OP is not who They report to be.
Would you care to take a guess at who OP is?
You are aware? OP is not who They report to be.
Would you care to take a guess at who OP is?
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Sexy.
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gene was just a dirty one
my first favorite is far beyond the stars
the first time I saw it I was on mushrooms and i re watched it like 3 times i liked seeing all of the actors out of makeup and averys performance the whole time was killer and it was wild because I was just thinking about how Star Trek never directly addressed race issues right before I saw it cool coincidence
such a cool episode i cries
gene was just a dirty one
my first favorite is far beyond the stars
the first time I saw it I was on mushrooms and i re watched it like 3 times i liked seeing all of the actors out of makeup and averys performance the whole time was killer and it was wild because I was just thinking about how Star Trek never directly addressed race issues right before I saw it cool coincidence
such a cool episode i cries
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Actually, I'm a non-virgin non-gay guy, and I think your being a polyglot is interesting and attractive.
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Anonymous Z-1 double-posted this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #502,317
@502,315 (Z-2)
You may be surprised, but I actually have an interest in foreign languages myself:
Watashi namaiva __ des.
Minya zavoot_.
Mitt nam aer_.
Selam ben__.
Shalom, Ya ani ____.
To onoma mou enai ____.
Mera naam ____ hain.
Maaru naam ____ che.
Maaza naam ____ ahe.
Amar naam_ hain.
Mera naa__ a.
J'emappele__.
Me llamo____.
You may be surprised, but I actually have an interest in foreign languages myself:
Watashi namaiva __ des.
Minya zavoot
Mitt nam aer
Selam ben
Shalom, Ya ani ____.
To onoma mou enai ____.
Mera naam ____ hain.
Maaru naam ____ che.
Maaza naam ____ ahe.
Amar naam
Mera naa
J'emappele
Me llamo
Anonymous Z-1 triple-posted this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #502,323
Ent per ___.
Anonymous Z-1 quadruple-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #502,325
Eezveneetyeh.
Maaf karna.
Shamakijiye.
Prominta.
Probachda.
Daibochi.
Sumimasen.
Entschuldinginze.
Pardon.
Perdon.
Scuzee.
Ushekta.
Maaf karna.
Shamakijiye.
Prominta.
Probachda.
Daibochi.
Sumimasen.
Entschuldinginze.
Pardon.
Perdon.
Scuzee.
Ushekta.
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catfish
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dogfish
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #559,657
Hello Jen, I presume it's sort for Jennifer.
Nice name by the way. I have a sister named Jen.
I hope you enjoy your time here. We're one big happy family here even though we may seem dysfunctional, but that's part of the fun.
Nice name by the way. I have a sister named Jen.
I hope you enjoy your time here. We're one big happy family here even though we may seem dysfunctional, but that's part of the fun.
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is this supposed to be a parody of liberal art students because if so it's actually pretty spot-on
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Coke or Pepsi?
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@OP
Are you the owner of Psychtalk Online??
Are you the owner of Psychtalk Online??
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what a strange and shallow persona to fake
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@501,977 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
i was literally just thinking "why is SAO not the thing they're apologizing for liking SAO is awful"
but i already made the post what the fuck
i was literally just thinking "why is SAO not the thing they're apologizing for liking SAO is awful"
but i already made the post what the fuck