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Topic: ask kirby anything

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 12 years ago #34,810

Okay, so post questions here for Kirby, and I will get her to answer them. Answers will likely be given tomorrow, sorry for the delay.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #479,495

Kirby how much of a slut are you?

Be honest because no one else but me can read the reply.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,500

Which of your games is your favourite?

Do you enjoy being in Super Smash Brothers?

Also, since when are you female?

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,501

kirby, wanna shag a hot older dude with a real penis? get at me girl #squeegee

dead dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,505

@479,500 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
kirby doesnt have a sex mora

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,507

@previous (dead dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
Is that true? I wouldn't be surprised if it was referred to as a "he" by Nintendo for the sake of simplicity.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,513

@479,505 (dead dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
Is Kirby a blow up doll?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #479,515

What's your favorite Cheesecake Factory dish?

Have you pegged postmortem yet?

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #479,521

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
We both should ask her, if postmortem has hurt her hand yet

dead dw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #479,524

@479,507 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Kirby's age[6] and gender[7] are never directly stated by Japanese sources, although this rule was initially broken when he was introduced to western audiences as a "spry little boy" in the English manual for Kirby's Dream Land. In most translations, Kirby is consistently referenced with masculine pronouns by default in subsequent games and in the anime. This would be more in line with the hint of romance between Kirby and Ribbon in Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards where Ribbon gives Kirby a kiss on the cheek in the good ending, making both of them blush in embarrassment. ChuChu's crush on Kirby in the non-canon manga also implies that Kirby is a boy. In the anime, where he more or less acts like a little child, Kirby's peers Tiff and Tuff sometimes call him a "baby" (in the Japanese dub, Meta Knight implies he's a baby when he tells Tiff that he's born 200 years too early). Along with his high-pitched voice and "poyo language", it is implied that Kirby is at least young.

Garak joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #479,526

@previous (dead dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
Would u fuck Kirby? Something so hot about Kirby

Garak double-posted this 12 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #479,527

@479,524 (dead dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
Would u fuck Kirby? Something so hot about Kirby

Garak triple-posted this 12 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #479,528

Would u fick ki

Garak quadruple-posted this 12 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #479,529

7 second double post

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #479,530

@479,524 (dead dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
Note to self: Kirby porn is Shota, do not fap.

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #479,533

postmortems ex is into gangbangs and threesomes. y'all wanna make that happen or what?

for clarity a gangbang 1 girl + more than one guy

a threesome is 1 guy + more than one girl.

which are you into?

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Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #479,535

@previous (squeegee)
i'm more into threebangs.

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,537

@previous (I)
yeah, like postmortem is cool enough to threebang

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,555

@OP
Why did her parents name her after a vacuum cleaner?

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,556

@previous (Metæ)
lol

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #479,588

@479,555 (Metæ)
No, you moræ, they were clearly hardcore Nintendo fans.

kirby !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,659

@479,495 (B)
How do you quantify something like that? I'm gonna say 25%

kirby !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,660

@479,500 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Kirby returns to dreamland

@479,500 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Chyeah, my best friends on there.

@479,500 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Always been a female, you just cant tell cause im so fat

kirby !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,662

@479,501 (squeegee)
I only fuck guys under 30, no wait 40. I only like non-real penises.

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,665

@previous (kirby !!Qe8ScDbX+)
i'm under both those ages. you're in dallas area right?

kirby !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,666

@479,515 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Ive never been to the cheesecake factory.

@479,515 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Kinda, I put a dildo in his ass, but it wasnt strapped on.

kirby !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,667

@479,521 (Syntax)
Yeah, and it hurts so good.

kirby !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,668

@479,533 (squeegee)
Gangbang

kirby !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) quadruple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,669

@479,555 (Metæ)
Umm I dunno

kirby !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) quintuple-posted this 12 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,670

@479,665 (squeegee)
I meant under 10

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,672

@479,662 (kirby !!Qe8ScDbX+)
> I only like non-real penises.

Sad to read that because maybe its the reason postmortem has so many relationship issues.

squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #479,674

@479,668 (kirby !!Qe8ScDbX+)
i can arrange this.
@479,670 (kirby !!Qe8ScDbX+)
9 guys it is. you like frat guys i assume?

what am i asking, of course you love frat guys. how about this weekend, and what drugs do you like?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

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