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Topic: I have some GF problems cause I won't wash my ass (wtf was deoderant made for?...)

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #34,692

My gf left me after she said she'd never suck my dick unless I started washing again and I cursed her out about the situation and it reached it's peak when I showed her I could suck my own dick. After sucking it really good and spit slipping out my mouth onto my dick and the bed sheets she was just disgusted and told me to get out (yes she owns the apartment) after buying 4 packs of ramen and choosing not to go to my mum's house cause she'd rub it in. I went to a hotel. I'm thinking over the situation and I don't see where I went wrong. It's fucking crazy.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #478,287

@OP
Some relationship advice: Always crush a girl's hand when she starts to get uppity.

The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,315

@OP

I think everything turned out the way it should have.

Rebel joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 52 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,317

if you can suck your own dick, why do you need a woman? And you must be queer if your sucking dick anyway.

Rebel double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,355

@ OP

I guess maybe you should use summers eve you nasty bitch.

Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,357

Sup KL.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #478,592

Externally hosted image@previous (Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's not KL.

Becky joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #478,593

@OP
Go suck yourself

Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #478,628

@478,592 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You're right, he'd never date a girl.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #478,629

@previous (Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU)
I think you're letting your wishful thinking influence your perception of things.

Lore joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #478,630

I have a problem. Take my girlfriend... Please!

itachi uchiha (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #478,641

I don't think you people understand the situation at hand. I can't understand WHY she's mad at me. Is it because I showed her I could suck my own dick. She was being a bitch at the time and Like any normal person In an argumant I fought back. It may have been incalled for but steal

Lore replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #478,650

@previous (itachi uchiha)
I think it's because you're dirty and you cussed her out broh

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #478,681

@478,357 (Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Sup KL.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #478,682

@previous (I)
> wishful thinking
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