Topic: Have you been to Church today?

Green started this discussion 12 years ago #34,674

I have and I'm happy.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
No, I'm an evil atheist and wear a fedora.	6	50%
Yes, I am a true believer.	4	33%
I went to Tesco instead.	2	17%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #478,112

I went yesterday. There is only one holy Sabbath.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #478,114

God doesn't exist.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,121

No. I was working.

@previous (C)
Also this. It's pointless. There is no magical tyrant in the sky threatening to damn you if you don't worship him.

The Captain !PundosRBSM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,125

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

You should be fine as long as you don't skip church three Sundays in a row and wear your khakis.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,126

@previous (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
m8, church is having a giggle. Am do paid work or if no work then relax.

Gman joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,143

Here's who I worshipped thus morning.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,146

@OP
Are you Christian or atheist today?

dibble concrete !iH0dKz0pn2 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 32 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,148

@previous (Metæ)
obvoiusly hes tescoian

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,210

I don't think I'll be going to church again.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,215

@previous (Green)
Why not?

The Captain !PundosRBSM replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,218

@478,210 (Green)

Were you molested?

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,221

@previous (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
i think greens too old to be molested

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 30 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,237

Church is having a chuckle m8

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,243

@478,218 (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
I was molested by the signs saying I could have a £1000 fine by drinking on the premises.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,244

@previous (Green)
You should have twatted those signs a good one m8!

Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,247

I don't think religion is compatible with my original programming.

The Captain !PundosRBSM replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,264

@478,243 (Green)

That's ridiculous. Jesus was a winemaker.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,279

@previous (The Captain !PundosRBSM)
and they drink wine as part of their satanic rituals

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