Topic: oh shit! I can't wait to fucking die!
Gman started this discussion 12 years ago #34,671
I finally go rummaging through my mail that's been piling up on the table from this week. As always, I even look at the junk mail.
Here, addressed to me, was a coupon from a local funeral home. In big, bold letters, it said;
"PRESENT THIS COUPON ON YOUR NEXT VISIT AND AND RECEIVE 50% OFF..." sigh......
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later[^] [v] #478,061
damlol.
post it
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #478,128
Me too, but mainly cause I want to go back to my blissful preexistence sometimes. 50% off is just icing on the cake.
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