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Topic: why do americans want a granny as their next president?

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #34,622

ffs, hillary will be like 69 by the time she could get sworn in
also a menopausing women with nuclear abilities doesn't soothe me

Garak joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #477,441

> i don't want a woman president because [insert menstrual joke here]
Very original OP nice critical analysis 10/10

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #477,442

@previous (Garak)
implying it was only to make that joke
i'd love the US to get a female president, just asking why an old hag like hillary should be it

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #477,443

The real question is, what does it say about america that they would sooner elect a black man, and a woman president than a Jew?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #477,444

@previous (Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU)
why not sarah palin?
she has german roots

Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #477,445

@previous (A)
She's also an idiot.

Gman joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #477,446

I would fuck the shit out of Sarah Palin!!!!!!!

Garak replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #477,448

@477,442 (A)
Yeah but you didn't really say anything except a sexist joke

Most of our presidents are old as hell. Age is usually a plus in politics until you get to your like eighties or a potential for senility comes up. You drew more attention to her womanhood as a con than her age. She ain't even that old. I voted mike gravel HE was old
presidents are usually old

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #477,450

@previous (Garak)
did you even read the title? it has a question in it :O

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #477,451

@OP
Hitlery's not menopausal, thats usually over by 60. She's just a bitch.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #477,452

@OP

69 is Great position 2b in

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 20 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #477,587

@477,451 (Metæ)
Haha, they wish. Most women get it around 50 but the changes start earlier and depending on your lifestyle menopause itself can start as early as your mid 30s.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #477,588

@477,451 (Metæ)
According to the NAMS it starts years before your final period.
http://www.menopause.org/for-women

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #477,589

@477,451 (Metæ)
Have some tl;dr :'D

Perimenopause
Physical clues that you are approaching menopause may start years before your final menstrual period. This time is called “perimenopause” (meaning “around menopause”). It is the result of changing levels of ovarian hormones in your body. Estrogen levels decline, but they do so unevenly. Sometimes they can even be higher than when you were younger. Irregular menstrual periods, hot flashes, vaginal dryness, sleep disturbances and mood swings are common, normal signs of perimenopause. At this time, women may still be able to get pregnant, although it does not happen often. Birth control is recommended until one year after the last period if pregnancy is not desired.

Natural Menopause
Natural menopause is a spontaneous, permanent ending of menstruation that is not caused by any medical treatment. In North America, most women experience natural menopause between ages 40 and 58, averaging around age 51. Some women reach natural menopause as early as their 30s and a few as late as their 60s. Today, most North American women spend at least one-third of their lives after menopause. Women often experience menopause around the same age as their mothers and sisters. Smokers may reach menopause about two years earlier than nonsmokers. No clear connection has been found between age at menopause and race, age at first period or use of birth control pills or fertility medications.

Postmenopause
Postmenopause is the time after menopause. Some menopause-related symptoms (such as vaginal dryness and hot flashes) may still occur because your body is only making a small amount of estrogen. In this time, your risk increases for diseases associated with low estrogen levels, including osteoporosis.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #477,595

@477,452 (Syntax)
shut the fuck up syntax

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #477,598

@previous (G)
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