HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later[^][v]#477,344
mcsalads
The Fat Guy (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#477,345
A McSalad? McDonald's is what helped get me this way. Damn man, I gotta use a back scratcher just to scratch my ass!
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#477,346
@previous (The Fat Guy)
Do you wipe your ass with a stick?
The Fat Guy (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#477,347
I put a roll of toilet paper on a stick, then shove it in my butt crack. I don't know if I'm wiping good enough. I roll it back and forth like I'm painting a picture of Mona Lisa.