Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#477,317
I'm so sorry Walter -- my suburban lifestyle, gas guzzling car, and airconditioning has melted all of Michigan's ice caps. The brackish waters of Galveston Bay are lapping at my doorstep as I type this — all the polar bears fell in and raised the water level. I'm burning the last acre of Amazon rainforest to fuel a generator to keep the A/C on a bit longer.
I don't know if there will be a future generation. I'm fueling the generator with CFCs from aerosol cans now -- my skin is falling off from UV damage cause the last of the ozone layer just dissipated. I don't have much time left, the A/C is overheating and the water level is rising to the level of the electrical outlet. Steam is coming off the water now. You're further north so you still have a chance: break out to the Arctic and tell them I'm sorry. Please, you don't have much time left. RUN
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#477,318
@previous (Metæ)
Thanks for causing a global warming ice age you shitlord.