Minichan

Topic: Cornish people granted minority status thanks to my help.

Killer Lettuce started this discussion 12 years ago #34,533

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-27132035
Thanks.

MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #476,477

thanks

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,483

Oh, cool. I'm a minority now!

Killer Lettuce (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,484

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Cornish Indepence Party forever! We brits and corns should band together against the oppressive english regime!

MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,486

Congratulations both of you

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,488

@476,484 (Killer Lettuce)
> Brits
> rebelling against English regime
That... That makes very little sense.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,489

@476,484 (Killer Lettuce)
Knock it off or we will blow the Tamar bridge and you will float away, Pasty,

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,492

@previous (D)
If you strike us down, we shall become more 'andsome than you can possibly imagine.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,493

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Dew boz geno.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,542

Hey, guys. So now that I am a minority, I expect you all to respect my culture, okay?

I have spoken to the Minichan high council (and the low council), and they agreed to make oppressing those of Cornish descent an offence. Starting from now, discriminating against a person of Cornish descent will get you five years in Minichan prison. And you don't want to go to Minichan prison:

http://minichan.org/topic/2142#reply_38697
http://minichan.org/topic/2142#reply_38702

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 33 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,549

@476,492 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
How daring twats even. I am a brit and I am oppressed even in england! I am a fucking minority! Why english oppress brits? Even Tesco are going english now because I made many trips there for cider and they suspecting I british thanks to the oppressive english bastards!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,592

Are the Cornish people much like the Dornish people from Westeros?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,606

@previous (E)
I don't know. What are the Dornish like? Are they quite rural? Do they like mining?

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,607

I was going to make a joke, but it was a bit too corny.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,608

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Hey Walter, now that I'm a minority, do you hate me? :(

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,610

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Are you soaking up welfare bennies?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,614

@476,606 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
i bet cornish people fucking love minecraft

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,616

@476,610 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
No... Everybody in my household is employed!

So we're still pals, even though I'm a minority? Wow, this is great! :')

@previous (squeegee)
It's okay.
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