Topic: The Age of Oppression; a song for true sons and daughters of Cornwall!
Killer Lettuce started this discussion 12 years ago#34,519
Get out your chalk and slate because school is in session.
I'm here to tell you gents about the English oppression.
The english came with top hats and they came with monocles.
I'm a Cornish patriot here to tell you about these chronicles.
The oppressive english bastards came and stole all of our corn.
They stole all my chickens and took a dump on my lawn.
They took away our pasty shop and replaced it with an Asda.
I want my stargazy pie I don't want no tomato pasta.
They took our ploughs they took our tractors.
They replaced our cows with nuclear reactors.
They have ruined our land with evil wind farms.
They have removed our landscape and other Cornish charms.
Oh, I'm a Cornish patriot.
Getting in my tractor chariot.
We drink Cornish Cider,
To days come and gone,
For the English oppression is just about done.
We'll drive out the English from
this land that we own.
With our lettuce and our carrots we
will take back our home.
Down with Cameron,
The killer of kings,
On the day of your death with dance and we'll sing.
We're the children of Skyrim and we'll fight all our lives,
They'll never take our pasties or our shepherd pies!