Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago#34,513
1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase
2. board goes crazy with laughter
3. it dies down as it got a bit stale
4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it
5. mods do nothing
> 1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase > 2. board goes crazy with laughter > 3. it dies down as it got a bit stale > 4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it > 5. mods do nothing
You sir are and Idiot
Meowth joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#476,218
> 1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase > 2. board goes crazy with laughter > 3. it dies down as it got a bit stale > 4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it > 5. mods do nothing
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 49 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#476,220
> > 1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase > > 2. board goes crazy with laughter > > 3. it dies down as it got a bit stale > > 4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it > > 5. mods do nothing
MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#476,222
hungry baby
Meowth replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#476,224
> > > 1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase > > > 2. board goes crazy with laughter > > > 3. it dies down as it got a bit stale > > > 4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it > > > 5. mods do nothing
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 44 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#476,234
> > > > 1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase > > > > 2. board goes crazy with laughter > > > > 3. it dies down as it got a bit stale > > > > 4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it > > > > 5. mods do nothing
decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB replied with this 12 years ago, 27 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#476,237
> > > > > 1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase > > > > > 2. board goes crazy with laughter > > > > > 3. it dies down as it got a bit stale > > > > > 4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it > > > > > 5. mods do nothing
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#476,248
> > > > > > 1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase > > > > > > 2. board goes crazy with laughter > > > > > > 3. it dies down as it got a bit stale > > > > > > 4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it > > > > > > 5. mods do nothing
Midas !DkTzCKj4Gw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#476,249
> > > > > > > 1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase > > > > > > > 2. board goes crazy with laughter > > > > > > > 3. it dies down as it got a bit stale > > > > > > > 4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it > > > > > > > 5. mods do nothing
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#476,255
> > > > > > > > 1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase > > > > > > > > 2. board goes crazy with laughter > > > > > > > > 3. it dies down as it got a bit stale > > > > > > > > 4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it > > > > > > > > 5. mods do nothing
I read this list and expected OP to be an old post from the days when DM posted every other topic...
Nope. Cool. Whatever.
OP: It's always been like this.
Minichan: Don't go changing. I love you just the way you are.
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#476,258
> > > > > > > > 1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase > > > > > > > > 2. board goes crazy with laughter > > > > > > > > 3. it dies down as it got a bit stale > > > > > > > > 4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it > > > > > > > > 5. mods do nothing
Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#476,261
> > > > > > > > > 1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase > > > > > > > > > 2. board goes crazy with laughter > > > > > > > > > 3. it dies down as it got a bit stale > > > > > > > > > 4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it > > > > > > > > > 5. mods do nothing
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#476,263
@476,255 (K) > OP: It's always been like this.
No it wasn't. Back in the old days we had strict limits on how long memes were valid for. Each meme only lasted 12 hours, and was forgotten about the moment it fell off the front page. Anyone caught reviving an old meme was taken out back and given a savage beating with baseball bats (wood, back in those days -- the aluminum ones hadn't been invented yet).
Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#476,264
@previous (Metæ)
I remember when Syntax advised sim on aluminum baseball bat casting methods... Sim made that post about bicycling around London trying to avoid some crazy old stalker guy who kept trying talk to him about baseball bats and swing dancing... Golden times. Long gone. :(
It was awesome joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#476,284
> 1. someone thinks of a mildly funny phrase > 2. board goes crazy with laughter > 3. it dies down as it got a bit stale > 4. autistic anons find it a month later, spam the entire board with it > 5. mods do nothing
Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#476,318
@476,264 (K)
It was truly a breakthrough in twattering technology. Previous civilizations had tried their hand at the holy grail, the metal bat, with mixed results. The Mesopotamians bronze bats and the Egyptian copper bats were too soft, Trajan even tried casting lead bats for use in the Roman-Dacian war, with disastrous results. The iron age and steel heralded great promise but the bats, while strong, were too heavy to swing properly and prone to rust. Syntax's discovery of aluminum while advising Friedrich Wöhler on chemistry policy changed our world forever. It also ushered in the fall of Minichan, as meme-revivers were killed with the aluminum bats instead of just getting a good ass whooping with the wooden ones, and the fora membership entered into an inexorable decline.
Thank God the British, in their stubborn adherence to tradition, banned the aluminum bats -- imagine the twattering Green could have done with an alumin(i)um cricket bat. It would have been like a hundred gorillæ on bath salts.
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Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#476,320
@OP
WHAT YOU SIR ARE SUGGESTING IS PURE CENSORSHIP
http://cockblock.it replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#476,436
> > > WHAT YOU SIR ARE SUGGESTING IS PURE CENSORSHIP
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#476,475
1. someone thinks of a phrase
2. no one laughs
3. someone thinks forcing it is funny
4. autistic anons spam the entire board with it
5. mods do nothing
rinse and repeat
MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#476,480
green is a meme, he is the one true meme of minichan, a national treasure.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#476,502
> 1. someone thinks of a phrase > 2. no one laughs > 3. someone thinks forcing it is funny > 4. autistic anons spam the entire board with it > 5. mods do nothing > > rinse and repeat
Exactly.
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Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#476,860
@476,480 (MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw)
I've always thought of Green as being this site's Murray even though I think he eclipsed Murray in insanity a while ago.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#476,922
@previous (P)
I'd argue that Green has eclipsed all other posters on the BBS scene in terms of insanity.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#476,942
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Has he eclipsed Mr. Alm?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 41 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#476,943
@previous (A)
I think so. Kimmo at least had some stability to him, in that he held down a job, a home, and didn't seem to get into trouble with the authorities. Green, however...
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#476,945
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
What about Autphag, who is in a mental institution right now?
Green's spirit guide replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#476,946
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#476,947
@previous (Green's spirit guide)
He freaked out and had a panic attack when he was exposed as a dogfucker. He also tried to cut off his own dick because that's what an Aryan hypermale does.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#476,948
@previous (A)
Damn, fuck. Didn't know he was that mad, assuming its true. Got a citation? A citation would be fun and cool.
As for how he compares to Green, though, I'll still rank Green as crazier. At least when he's going through an unstable period. He's gone to multiple extremes. And has taken his antics off of the internet and into RL as well as out into public.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#476,954