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Topic: how do you keep your buzz on

Garak started this discussion 12 years ago #34,511

I keep mine on with buzz ballz™ and a state of the art endorphin stimulating implant

Garak (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 24 seconds later[^] [v] #476,183

just kidding this is my first buzz ball™

Midas !DkTzCKj4Gw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #476,187

Those things get you pretty drunk

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #476,198

By not eating?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,212

@OP
Bottom shelf tequila, vodka, and artificial colors? No thanks.

Metæ double-posted this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,213

It's already prompted one retarded sensationalizing article:
“Twenty percent alcohol is 40 proof,” said Marcie Seidel, the executive director of Drug Free Action Alliance. “This is really scary.” OH MY GOD 40 PROOF THAT IS REALLY STRONG STUFF YOU WILL PUKE ALL OVER YOURSELF AND FALL DOWN AND DIE OF BEING AN ALCOHOL

''Many college students said they agree.

“I think it could send the wrong message, just because little kids might want to pick it up and drink it. They don’t know what’s in it,” student Kayla Zamary said. OH MY GOD IT SAYS "TEQUILA RITA" ON IT IN BIG FUCKING LETTERS HOW WILL PEOPLE KNOW IT HAS ALCOHOL? WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF TEH CHILDREN!!!1

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MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,221

those buzzballs have been around for ages already but ive only ever had the screwdrivers, or really those are the only ones i can tolerate.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,283

@476,213 (Metæ)
I know, let's make alcohol something only adults can purchase. Problem solved.

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,288

@previous (F)
BUT WHAT IF AN ADULT BUYS IT AND THEN A CHILD GETS AHOLD OF IT AND DRINKS IT?! THAT IS 40 PROOF ALCOHOL!! ONE OF THOSE COULD DESTROY THE LIVERS OF 17 CHILDREN, PERMANENTLY!!

WE NEED TO BAN IT NOW!!!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,292

@476,213 (Metæ)
lel

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,180

Buzzballs are still degenerate. Thanks.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,184

I am a red mage.

bhutan joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,294

BuzzBump™

bhutan double-posted this 10 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #693,295

Oh I get it
Because Garak had that pleasure implant
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