Topic: My dick has about 7 inches soft, is that normal?
Itachi Uchiha started this discussion 12 years ago #34,499
My dick has about 7 inches soft..well that's exaggerated it's about 8-9 inch soft and it's 13-15 inch hard. I'm not bragging but I believe this is a problem. I have to shop for specially significantly designed perfectly pants that allows for bigger bust sizes. I want to know what the standard size for a columbian dick is cause I know my dick could hurt a female and that's not my intentions but it just happens. I think I crush a girls cherry rather than a simple bust.Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #475,904
Choose to be gay and have tons of anal. The anus is much deeper than the vagina.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 37 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #475,914
@previous (Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU)
> replied 2 minutes later with gay sex advice
Not even trying to be subtle about it anymore, are you?
> replied 2 minutes later with gay sex advice
Not even trying to be subtle about it anymore, are you?
Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 51 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #475,915
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Since when did simply being a helpful forum member become a bad thing?
Since when did simply being a helpful forum member become a bad thing?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #475,952
Garak joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #475,955
get one of those dick slings yo sling your dick sideways
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #475,975
@previous (Garak)
> get one of those dick slings yo sling your dick sideways
like a sarong or something
> get one of those dick slings yo sling your dick sideways
like a sarong or something
Itachi Uchiha joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #475,989
Listen people, youre not helping me get any closer to knowing the size of a columbian dick standard perfectly equivalent size.MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #475,990
this thread is inappropriate can we get chancop in here to address the situation...
Itachi Uchiha replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,001
@previous (MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw)> this thread is inappropriate can we get chancop in here to address the situation...
> Chan
> minichan
> Many more sexually charged threads than this on this site
> unwarranted selfimportance
> wannabe mod
> suck my itachi dick, I'm best nigga ninja in naruto
MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,003
@previous (Itachi Uchiha)
> > this thread is inappropriate can we get chancop in here to address the situation...
>
> >Chan
> >minichan
> >Many more sexually charged threads than this on this site
> >unwarranted selfimportance
> >wannabe mod
> >suck my itachi dick, I'm best nigga ninja in naruto
Do not insult chancop, he wont allow it, you will be arrested for hoarding lulz if you dont regularly ration them out to the minichan community
> > this thread is inappropriate can we get chancop in here to address the situation...
>
> >Chan
> >minichan
> >Many more sexually charged threads than this on this site
> >unwarranted selfimportance
> >wannabe mod
> >suck my itachi dick, I'm best nigga ninja in naruto
Do not insult chancop, he wont allow it, you will be arrested for hoarding lulz if you dont regularly ration them out to the minichan community
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,057
@475,904 (Fäkē àñøñ !ZkUt8arUCU)
I remember in biology class they said the intestines are like 20 feet long but the vagina is only 5 inches so if you adjust for scale a 18 inch dick in the colon is only like 4cm thanks.
I remember in biology class they said the intestines are like 20 feet long but the vagina is only 5 inches so if you adjust for scale a 18 inch dick in the colon is only like 4cm thanks.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,075
@476,003 (MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw)
it is impossible to hoard luls.
as soon as you try it, the butthurt instantly replenishes the luls availiable for the unwashed masses.
it is impossible to hoard luls.
as soon as you try it, the butthurt instantly replenishes the luls availiable for the unwashed masses.
MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #476,090
also who watches naruto anymore u fgt
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,113
@476,057 (Metæ)
> but the vagina is only 5 inches
True if the owner of the Vagina is cooking dinner.
Vagina can double in length when the desire is there for it to do so. At least that is what I learned in my bio classes.
And if it were not true then I sure wood have moved past the cervix and in2 Uteri many many tymes.
> but the vagina is only 5 inches
True if the owner of the Vagina is cooking dinner.
Vagina can double in length when the desire is there for it to do so. At least that is what I learned in my bio classes.
And if it were not true then I sure wood have moved past the cervix and in2 Uteri many many tymes.
mechano joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,173
But, I...Itachi Uchiha (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,194
Basically, you're telling me to ram my 15 inch dick into a 5cm vagina gap. I'm all for forced sex but it seems like she'll be screaming in pain like it's birth rather than perfectly executed master passionate bend over and pin her down ass up sex.
Midas !DkTzCKj4Gw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,203
@previous (Itachi Uchiha)
> Basically, you're telling me to ram my 15 inch dick into a 5cm vagina gap. I'm all for forced sex but it seems like she'll be screaming in pain like it's birth rather than perfectly executed master passionate bend over and pin her down ass up sex.
You've never had sex
> Basically, you're telling me to ram my 15 inch dick into a 5cm vagina gap. I'm all for forced sex but it seems like she'll be screaming in pain like it's birth rather than perfectly executed master passionate bend over and pin her down ass up sex.
You've never had sex
Eat My Ass joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,208
@previous (Midas !DkTzCKj4Gw)
> > Basically, you're telling me to ram my 15 inch dick into a 5cm vagina gap. I'm all for forced sex but it seems like she'll be screaming in pain like it's birth rather than perfectly executed master passionate bend over and pin her down ass up sex.
>
> You've never had sex
You mean masturbating doesn't count as sex? You mean to tell me I'm still a Damn virgin?
> > Basically, you're telling me to ram my 15 inch dick into a 5cm vagina gap. I'm all for forced sex but it seems like she'll be screaming in pain like it's birth rather than perfectly executed master passionate bend over and pin her down ass up sex.
>
> You've never had sex
You mean masturbating doesn't count as sex? You mean to tell me I'm still a Damn virgin?
Itachi Uchiha (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,216
@previous (Eat My Ass)> > > Basically, you're telling me to ram my 15 inch dick into a 5cm vagina gap. I'm all for forced sex but it seems like she'll be screaming in pain like it's birth rather than perfectly executed master passionate bend over and pin her down ass up sex.
> >
> > You've never had sex
>
> You mean masturbating doesn't count as sex? You mean to tell me I'm still a Damn virgin?
You're more manly than a man who fucked 5 fat bitches. Masturbathing proves that you don't need a women to have a good time in the john. I mean you can beat that meat so hard that you cum all over the house and no girl. Then have your cat lick that fluid off the floor. Anyone who doesn't agree are clearly faggots
MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,223
@previous (Itachi Uchiha)
> > > > Basically, you're telling me to ram my 15 inch dick into a 5cm vagina gap. I'm all for forced sex but it seems like she'll be screaming in pain like it's birth rather than perfectly executed master passionate bend over and pin her down ass up sex.
> > >
> > > You've never had sex
> >
> > You mean masturbating doesn't count as sex? You mean to tell me I'm still a Damn virgin?
>
> You're more manly than a man who fucked 5 fat bitches. Masturbathing proves that you don't need a women to have a good time in the john. I mean you can beat that meat so hard that you cum all over the house and no girl. Then have your cat lick that fluid off the floor. Anyone who doesn't agree are clearly faggots
You're a shitty whitenoise poster and your schtick is even worse
> > > > Basically, you're telling me to ram my 15 inch dick into a 5cm vagina gap. I'm all for forced sex but it seems like she'll be screaming in pain like it's birth rather than perfectly executed master passionate bend over and pin her down ass up sex.
> > >
> > > You've never had sex
> >
> > You mean masturbating doesn't count as sex? You mean to tell me I'm still a Damn virgin?
>
> You're more manly than a man who fucked 5 fat bitches. Masturbathing proves that you don't need a women to have a good time in the john. I mean you can beat that meat so hard that you cum all over the house and no girl. Then have your cat lick that fluid off the floor. Anyone who doesn't agree are clearly faggots
You're a shitty whitenoise poster and your schtick is even worse
Itachi Uchiha (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,227
@previous (MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw)
> > > > > Basically, you're telling me to ram my 15 inch dick into a 5cm vagina gap. I'm all for forced sex but it seems like she'll be screaming in pain like it's birth rather than perfectly executed master passionate bend over and pin her down ass up sex.
> > > >
> > > > You've never had sex
> > >
> > > You mean masturbating doesn't count as sex? You mean to tell me I'm still a Damn virgin?
> >
> > You're more manly than a man who fucked 5 fat bitches. Masturbathing proves that you don't need a women to have a good time in the john. I mean you can beat that meat so hard that you cum all over the house and no girl. Then have your cat lick that fluid off the floor. Anyone who doesn't agree are clearly faggots
>
> You're a shitty whitenoise poster and your schtick is even worse
u cockblocking me bro, I'm the next future mod man
> > > > > Basically, you're telling me to ram my 15 inch dick into a 5cm vagina gap. I'm all for forced sex but it seems like she'll be screaming in pain like it's birth rather than perfectly executed master passionate bend over and pin her down ass up sex.
> > > >
> > > > You've never had sex
> > >
> > > You mean masturbating doesn't count as sex? You mean to tell me I'm still a Damn virgin?
> >
> > You're more manly than a man who fucked 5 fat bitches. Masturbathing proves that you don't need a women to have a good time in the john. I mean you can beat that meat so hard that you cum all over the house and no girl. Then have your cat lick that fluid off the floor. Anyone who doesn't agree are clearly faggots
>
> You're a shitty whitenoise poster and your schtick is even worse
u cockblocking me bro, I'm the next future mod man
http://cockblock.it joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,229
Itachi Uchiha (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,238
You know what they say (and by they I mean THIS DICK) Cock Blockers need more black girlsGarak replied with this 12 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,247
Midas !DkTzCKj4Gw replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #476,252
@previous (Garak)
> you both suck
U fuckin bitch ain't gonna do anything cu ur a dunbass that doesn't know shit....
> you both suck
U fuckin bitch ain't gonna do anything cu ur a dunbass that doesn't know shit....
Garak replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,306
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,325
I want pictures.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,335
Itachi Uchiha (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,422
We shouldn't live under laws, we're born on this earth like everyone else. Who gives them the right to make us abide by rules that will stricten us. Last I checked "God" allowed us to do everyone, nigga didn't say not one rule other than "don't eat that big ass apple" and we broke that shit, why? cause humans don't listen to no niggas so why should we now. Life is so borning thanks to laws. Brothers lets petition the removal of laws even if it's only 2-4 of us we can make a difference.MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,466
whats your fav movie
sorry garak i didnt mean to get so weird last night, i was drunk and tired and posted that on the verge before slipping into sleep, i like ur posts it sucks you dont like mine
itachi or whoever still sucks though
sorry garak i didnt mean to get so weird last night, i was drunk and tired and posted that on the verge before slipping into sleep, i like ur posts it sucks you dont like mine
itachi or whoever still sucks though
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Itachi Uchiha2 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,569
@previous (MIDAS !DkTzCKj4Gw)
> whats your fav movie
>
>
> sorry garak i didnt mean to get so weird last night, i was drunk and tired and posted that on the verge before slipping into sleep, i like ur posts it sucks you dont like mine
>
>
> itachi or whoever still sucks though
You sir are and idiot
> whats your fav movie
>
>
> sorry garak i didnt mean to get so weird last night, i was drunk and tired and posted that on the verge before slipping into sleep, i like ur posts it sucks you dont like mine
>
>
> itachi or whoever still sucks though
You sir are and idiot
Garak replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,572
Itachi Uchiha (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 18 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,622
@previous (Garak)> Oh well ok
> He's worse but i don't care! Don't have a favorite movie
I'm just worse cause I have a 15 inch pecker
Garak replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,626
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,761
Garak replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,765
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,777
@previous (Garak)
> Yeah that's like a six incher this dudes a lying fatty
@476,761 (R)
> There is no way that is over 7 inches.
It's over 7 inches, iphone 4 camara makes it look smaller
> Yeah that's like a six incher this dudes a lying fatty
@476,761 (R)
> There is no way that is over 7 inches.
It's over 7 inches, iphone 4 camara makes it look smaller
Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,800
@476,622 (Itachi Uchiha)That's a little wanker, my wanker beats
yours. Your just a little spud.
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Itachi Uchiha (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 17 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,885
@previous (M)> That's a little wanker, my wanker beats
> yours. Your just a little spud.
The Iphone Camera makes it look smaller what don't u get?
Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 33 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #476,891
@previous (Itachi Uchiha)
What The fuck is that? Your real length? About an inch?
What The fuck is that? Your real length? About an inch?
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Anonymous R replied with this 12 years ago, 17 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #477,014
why is everyone whipping out their dicks?
PENIS PARTY
PENIS PARTY
Anonymous R double-posted this 12 years ago, 33 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #477,015
Anonymous R triple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #477,016
Itachi Uchiha (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #477,065
@previous (R)
> Fat isn't bad, but lying is.
>
>
> BE PROUD OF YOUR ABOVE AVERAGE COCK OF 6-7 INCHES OP
FINALLY, someone who gets it. My dick is over above the average of penises, the iphone camera makes it look small cause I have that fucking insite zoom in feature on. If I disabled it and took a pic it'd be much bigger
> Fat isn't bad, but lying is.
>
>
> BE PROUD OF YOUR ABOVE AVERAGE COCK OF 6-7 INCHES OP
FINALLY, someone who gets it. My dick is over above the average of penises, the iphone camera makes it look small cause I have that fucking insite zoom in feature on. If I disabled it and took a pic it'd be much bigger
Anonymous R replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #477,080
Garak joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #477,216
@477,065 (Itachi Uchiha)
your dick is being enveloped by your body fat. think about it for a little while.
your dick is being enveloped by your body fat. think about it for a little while.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #477,296
thanks for triggering my insecurity u cuntAnonymous V joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #477,375
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
It's amusing. The only people I've known to actually know the exact length and circumference of their schlongs are... wait for it... gay men. Seriously, try looking through personals in any magazine you find free in San Francisco. That is seriously the only time I've known any man to know/list the exact length/girth of his penis. (because gay personal ads need to list that sort of thing/and are funny) I assume your're straight, so... congrats Walter. I guess...
It's amusing. The only people I've known to actually know the exact length and circumference of their schlongs are... wait for it... gay men. Seriously, try looking through personals in any magazine you find free in San Francisco. That is seriously the only time I've known any man to know/list the exact length/girth of his penis. (because gay personal ads need to list that sort of thing/and are funny) I assume your're straight, so... congrats Walter. I guess...