postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 12 years ago#34,494
First of all, Cupcake isnt a real person. I lifted pics from a random facebook, and tumblr account. The pictures of myself are also not me just some guy from "cupcake"'s life, whoever the hell she really is. Kirby isnt real either, pics her are from google Images. In reality I am 16 years old, I was 14 when I started posting on here. I live with my mother who is addicted to DMT, she trips balls all the god damn time, she is on welfare due to losing both of her legs in a sword duel.
My name isnt even John, it's Yoshimitsu, yes that really is my name, and no I wasnt named after the video game character.
I have never had sex, because I have terrible anxiety due to the fact that I am insecure about my micropenis (it's .5 inches fully erect). Actually, I have never eaten a cheesecake.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later[^][v]#475,821
So you read the most recent post Matt Miller made on SC
"I live in a mud hut with no electricity and no running water. My only food is sewer rats that I manage to capture and eat alive. Help me, fora! "
John I just do not see how you will work that new shtick into your comedy acts on stage.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#475,822
@previous (B)
No, I didnt read that. I rarely go on SC, but that did make me laugh. I actually like Matt Miller alright.
I have a joke where I say "I'm a 40 year old black woman from Florida", and then "that line only works on blind people". But obviously thats much faster.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 40 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#475,835
@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Jesus Christ do you have to post about Matt in every thread?
Please shut the fuck up already.
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#475,839
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#475,846
@OP > My name isnt even John, it's Yoshimitsu, yes that really is my name, and no I wasnt named after the video game character. > no I wasnt named after the video game character.
I refuse to believe that.