Fuck yes.
Only if Miley Cyrus promised to p00t™, bare™-bottomed™, into my nostrilæ.
EDIT: She would also have to poot into my Saddleback™ manpurse so I could save it for later.
EDIT EDIT: Evanna Lynch would
also have to poot into the same Saddleback™ manpurse and Emma Watson would have to poot into a jar and then send it to:
4 Lingshiguan Road
Chengdu, Sichuan 610041
China
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Emma Watson would have to include a note about how she supports Falun Gong.
(Edited 9 minutes later.)
Walter would do it for free.

I hate Klondike bars, but not transwomen... So.. I'd just do it.. maybe. idk....
@previous (D)
Hahaha no. I was just reeeeaaaallly drunk when I posted that and honestly don't even remember doing it. lol xD Stupid fucking meds making me blackout on alcopops.. what the fuck? D:
@previous (Wafflebiter !GET62QKPsE)
What the fuck did you just say you little punk?
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
That I'm not Walter and blacked out on alcopops, because of my meds?
You're silly, Green.
@previous (Wafflebiter !GET62QKPsE)
How dare you I've only drunk a litre of vodka and it don't even Ulfric for Skyrim going down.
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
So silly. So cute. You're like a cat.. An adorable, fuzzy kitty and I just wanna pet you. :3
@previous (Wafflebiter !GET62QKPsE)
How fucking dare you I shit on a turtle if it means I go back years love you :( too