Topic: I just bought a bicycle fora
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 12 years ago #34,402
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #474,885
very enjoy low sperm count
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #474,892
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #474,893
Awesome! Congrats.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #474,907
Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #474,944
@OP
Anon B's right: how can you fulfill the promise of the 14 Words if the commie bike kills your Aryan sperm?
Anon B's right: how can you fulfill the promise of the 14 Words if the commie bike kills your Aryan sperm?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 52 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #474,947
How many McLbs until it collapses?
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Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #474,966
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 33 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #474,978
@474,947 (G)
about 2000 McLbs more than he weighs.
yes i am being generous, but only because i cannot fathom the full weight of all the McLard.
about 2000 McLbs more than he weighs.
yes i am being generous, but only because i cannot fathom the full weight of all the McLard.
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #474,995
nice. just don't become spandex man.
it's like they don't know they aren't lance armstrong.
it's like they don't know they aren't lance armstrong.
Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #475,015
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #475,016
@474,995 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
I dress like Lance Armstrong. I go slower than a Prius. I bike in the left car lane and always stay in the center of the lane. I always run red lights. I always run stop lights. I never bike with a license. I wear a helmetcam so I can upload footage of me flipping off the annoyed drivers and smashing their mirrors with a tire iron.
I dress like Lance Armstrong. I go slower than a Prius. I bike in the left car lane and always stay in the center of the lane. I always run red lights. I always run stop lights. I never bike with a license. I wear a helmetcam so I can upload footage of me flipping off the annoyed drivers and smashing their mirrors with a tire iron.
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #475,467
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #475,468
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
One time I ran a red light and got hit by a car. I was able to prove myself in court by deleting the helmet cam footage. Oh, and I also like to take my bike on two-lane undivided highways. I always hop off my bike to climb the hills with an incline higher than 2 degrees. Staying on the road, of course.
One time I ran a red light and got hit by a car. I was able to prove myself in court by deleting the helmet cam footage. Oh, and I also like to take my bike on two-lane undivided highways. I always hop off my bike to climb the hills with an incline higher than 2 degrees. Staying on the road, of course.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 48 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #475,476
@475,016 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Dick.
I hope you're not serious. People already hate cyclists, why make it worse?
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Dick.
I hope you're not serious. People already hate cyclists, why make it worse?
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #475,478
@previous (J)
This one time a guy in a Dodge Charger was tailgating me really hard. He was shouting and kept flashing his lights. I finally pull over and I break one of his mirrors and try to punch him, and he fucking bound and kidnapped me!
This one time a guy in a Dodge Charger was tailgating me really hard. He was shouting and kept flashing his lights. I finally pull over and I break one of his mirrors and try to punch him, and he fucking bound and kidnapped me!
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #475,480
Ha, you're fat arse would just break the frame before you can even ride it to the local McDonalds.