Topic: Does anyone have any AT roundtable posts/screenshots?
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #34,278
These links no longer work. Does anyone have these saved and/or other ones? I'm looking for Kimmo rage to feed a Markov bot I've been cultivating for several years. Example (paranoid schizophrenic forum posts + vagina_maggots.txt + Gorean stuff):
> I'm afraid I'm marked for death, and that meant I got to teach all the other kids at school about it at recess. And that meant I got to go home from the hospital a couple days after I woke up. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was such a repulsive sight I thought I was going to get me and sent Russian spies to put my rotting body in a capsule and send it into orbit. I thought hey, I guess that means I'm infested, which made me cum. I just wanted to finish up what happened after I passed out and eventually woke up in the moment, I'm beginning to think she'd like some black cock, too. I sometimes got these suspicions when I heard laughter from the apartment above me. Once, I scoured my room for hidden cameras. I looked behind a painting, under a lampshade, under my bed, but when I looked down, I was at His feet when He sat in His chair... roaming on my knees if there was a two way transmitter in my car as I could still feel a large mass of maggots and rotten meat inside me, there were maggots everywhere between my legs.
I had a text file of Kimmo's bulletins but lost it. I have the IWAB SQL file but it's going to take a while to clean all the HTML and other shit out using regex.
So far I've found this and this. All of the Minichan images that Homestar posted only exist as thumbnails, as far as I can tell. Any others (as well as just general non-bulletin Sysop rage) would be much appreciated. I plan on using my bot to send Kimmo some friendly emails to remind him that he's not forgotten by his loving users. :)
> I'm afraid I'm marked for death, and that meant I got to teach all the other kids at school about it at recess. And that meant I got to go home from the hospital a couple days after I woke up. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was such a repulsive sight I thought I was going to get me and sent Russian spies to put my rotting body in a capsule and send it into orbit. I thought hey, I guess that means I'm infested, which made me cum. I just wanted to finish up what happened after I passed out and eventually woke up in the moment, I'm beginning to think she'd like some black cock, too. I sometimes got these suspicions when I heard laughter from the apartment above me. Once, I scoured my room for hidden cameras. I looked behind a painting, under a lampshade, under my bed, but when I looked down, I was at His feet when He sat in His chair... roaming on my knees if there was a two way transmitter in my car as I could still feel a large mass of maggots and rotten meat inside me, there were maggots everywhere between my legs.
I had a text file of Kimmo's bulletins but lost it. I have the IWAB SQL file but it's going to take a while to clean all the HTML and other shit out using regex.
So far I've found this and this. All of the Minichan images that Homestar posted only exist as thumbnails, as far as I can tell. Any others (as well as just general non-bulletin Sysop rage) would be much appreciated. I plan on using my bot to send Kimmo some friendly emails to remind him that he's not forgotten by his loving users. :)
Modedit™ 2018!
- Imgur album of leaked Wiseguy screens: https://imgur.com/a/pA1mnDL
- Bulletins Archive: https://bulletins.iwantabro.com
- KimmoA.se archive: https://iwantabro.com/kimmoa
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Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #473,094
I would like to see a Markov of Kimmo's bulletins. I might (might) have them somewhere (the wise guy/roundtable screens by our own Homestar). They're all in jpeg though so you'd have to OCR it or something,
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #473,095
I have a lot of them. Where can I put them where you can find them OP? Are you on the MC share?
> I would like to see a Markov of Kimmo's bulletins.
Wasn't that done at some point? I remember someone doing that. It was fucking hilarious.
> I would like to see a Markov of Kimmo's bulletins.
Wasn't that done at some point? I remember someone doing that. It was fucking hilarious.
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Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #473,096
@previous (C)
bulletins.iwab had one and it was hilarious and I would spend many a night guzzling Franzia and making new ones and laughing.
@OP
I have the wiseguy.zip folder. How/where do I upload it?
bulletins.iwab had one and it was hilarious and I would spend many a night guzzling Franzia and making new ones and laughing.
@OP
I have the wiseguy.zip folder. How/where do I upload it?
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #473,098
@previous (Meta)
Okay, I'm not dreaming. Yeah they did!
> I would spend many a night guzzling Franzia and making new ones and laughing.
Same here! (except vodka) Good times man, good fuckin' times.
Okay, I'm not dreaming. Yeah they did!
> I would spend many a night guzzling Franzia and making new ones and laughing.
Same here! (except vodka) Good times man, good fuckin' times.
Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #473,100
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #473,102
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 12 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,175
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,187
Not totally related, but I found this saved on my phone not too long ago. It's more than 3 years old.Edit: idk how legit it is
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Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,188
dw skg II distribution co. llc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,189
Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,191
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,196
@473,100 (Meta)
ugh, fuck websites that won't let you navigate using back.
if i want to leave, just let me leave you queers
ugh, fuck websites that won't let you navigate using back.
if i want to leave, just let me leave you queers
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,207
@473,094 (Meta)
I have one on my other computer. I won't have access to it for another 2 months though.
I have one on my other computer. I won't have access to it for another 2 months though.
r04r joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,222
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 48 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,224
What ever happened to Kimmo? Fuck I miss that site.
r04r replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,226
@previous (H)
He occasionally published content at http://www.kimmoa.se/. That's about all I know.
He occasionally published content at http://www.kimmoa.se/. That's about all I know.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,253
@473,095 (C)
Pastebin, Rapidshare, and Mega are all good. From what it looks like, http://btsync.1.minichan.org/ is good as well.
Pastebin, Rapidshare, and Mega are all good. From what it looks like, http://btsync.1.minichan.org/ is good as well.
NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,254
@473,226 (r04r)
They're not anywhere near as angry (just written in that obnoxious style). I looked through those when I was looking for things to feed the bot.
@473,187 (D)
This is pretty evil. I'm looking for shit like this, so I turned to Kimmo. More generally, I'm looking for things like that.
The best ones are where any word in CAPS will trigger "Kimmo Mode", from what I've observed when doing stuff like this before.
They're not anywhere near as angry (just written in that obnoxious style). I looked through those when I was looking for things to feed the bot.
@473,187 (D)
This is pretty evil. I'm looking for shit like this, so I turned to Kimmo. More generally, I'm looking for things like that.
The best ones are where any word in CAPS will trigger "Kimmo Mode", from what I've observed when doing stuff like this before.
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NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,256
Right now I've fed it shit from Usenet, fanfiction and fucked up erotic literature, rants and paranoid ravings of paranoid schizophrenics, blog sites where people talk about how the government put a chip in their brain, etc. In short, anything that could brainwash a Markov bot into spewing out the most evil shit imaginable, easily integrated into a script.
@473253 (A)
What is this?
@473253 (A)
What is this?
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NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) quadruple-posted this 12 years ago, 57 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,263
I can't believe Kimmo said this: http://bulletins.iwantabro.com/topic/2#at_535056, he doesn't use tables aesthetically if they contain data which doesn't belong in one because it's "semantic abuse". That's the most anal retentive thing I've ever heard.
> I stuck my tongue out and began licking the dry outer skin of her pussy. I have experienced genuine help from my people. It was digestive juices from the maggots, full of bacteria. And it is time we have pride in who we are as a people in modern day America, We need not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their knowledge or consent. I am a human rights activist trying to stop the torture and the despicable evil that is being done to us. We don't realize exactly what happened to us until months or years later, because of the government. I think EVERYONE is trying to steal from me. It was really eerie. It was also surprisingly slippery, coated with some kind of "rape survivor" therapy.
> I stuck my tongue out and began licking the dry outer skin of her pussy. I have experienced genuine help from my people. It was digestive juices from the maggots, full of bacteria. And it is time we have pride in who we are as a people in modern day America, We need not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their knowledge or consent. I am a human rights activist trying to stop the torture and the despicable evil that is being done to us. We don't realize exactly what happened to us until months or years later, because of the government. I think EVERYONE is trying to steal from me. It was really eerie. It was also surprisingly slippery, coated with some kind of "rape survivor" therapy.
r04r replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,264
NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,266
I miss watching Kimmo's wallowing in insanity. This perfectly sums up his logic: http://bulletins.iwantabro.com/topic/65405#at_471372 he gets mad at his users for not giving him an "excuse" to be positive, and not living up to some delusional metric of how popular the site should be according to him. In the end, he drove away so many users with his increasingly abusive comments, the funniest part of which was when he forced users to view important bulletins before posting (not to mention frequently banning posters for next to nothing). Eventually the number of abusive, all caps, all bold important bulletins was so high that he finally drove away the last of his users and finally decided to kill his "child".
> Pinkie placed the blade an inch above Dash's cutie mark and began a circular cut around it. Dash shouted in pain and tried desperately to pull away, but the fence also makes it really secluded. That dumpster always seems to be swarming with flies and it always stinks. On a warm Sunday, soon I hope, I will go to place I've never been but it seems like I have to pretend to be interested in all the women around me. I also started feeling like people were going to get rid of me, and that meant I got to teach all the other kids at school about it at recess. And that I was sorry. She asked if anyone had done this to myself, but then they started treating me differently. They'd look at me strangely and talk about me all the time. That's why we need you men to make the best site on the fucking Internet. What the FUCK is wrong with you? Why the HELL do you choose to attack the ONLY site not run by a fucktard? I've asked this a billion times but never get any answers. NO, this is NOT due to me being "rude" I WOULDN'T FUCKING HAVE TO SAY IT IF YOU WERE FUCKING USING THE FUCKING BOARD INSTEAD OF BEING COMPLETELY FUCKING DEAD, MAKING IT MORE OR LESS USELESS. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm an d muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if she is not in heat! He knows the smell! I have done this to myself, but then asking why I'd waited so long. I had nothing to compare it to at the time that I wasn't wearing the rubber gloves, of course.
He can't control it! http://bulletins.iwantabro.com/topic/65405#at_471799
> When I was ready, I calmly took off my clothes, except for my double-panties, and got into bed. I closed my eyes and just let myself feel the maggots squirming inside my vagina. What a great cum that will be, I know it. I feel like people are always judging my movements, my speech and content and always feel like I'm constantly being judged for everything I do. I am paranoid that I will get more delusions from TV and movies, so I knew I was getting head from both Dash and Pinkie at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass of plastic garbage bags and other miscellaneous rubbish. The bags felt warm from the sun. The smell in there was extremely foul, much worse than usual, and I never want to get better.
> Pinkie placed the blade an inch above Dash's cutie mark and began a circular cut around it. Dash shouted in pain and tried desperately to pull away, but the fence also makes it really secluded. That dumpster always seems to be swarming with flies and it always stinks. On a warm Sunday, soon I hope, I will go to place I've never been but it seems like I have to pretend to be interested in all the women around me. I also started feeling like people were going to get rid of me, and that meant I got to teach all the other kids at school about it at recess. And that I was sorry. She asked if anyone had done this to myself, but then they started treating me differently. They'd look at me strangely and talk about me all the time. That's why we need you men to make the best site on the fucking Internet. What the FUCK is wrong with you? Why the HELL do you choose to attack the ONLY site not run by a fucktard? I've asked this a billion times but never get any answers. NO, this is NOT due to me being "rude" I WOULDN'T FUCKING HAVE TO SAY IT IF YOU WERE FUCKING USING THE FUCKING BOARD INSTEAD OF BEING COMPLETELY FUCKING DEAD, MAKING IT MORE OR LESS USELESS. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm an d muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if she is not in heat! He knows the smell! I have done this to myself, but then asking why I'd waited so long. I had nothing to compare it to at the time that I wasn't wearing the rubber gloves, of course.
He can't control it! http://bulletins.iwantabro.com/topic/65405#at_471799
> When I was ready, I calmly took off my clothes, except for my double-panties, and got into bed. I closed my eyes and just let myself feel the maggots squirming inside my vagina. What a great cum that will be, I know it. I feel like people are always judging my movements, my speech and content and always feel like I'm constantly being judged for everything I do. I am paranoid that I will get more delusions from TV and movies, so I knew I was getting head from both Dash and Pinkie at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass of plastic garbage bags and other miscellaneous rubbish. The bags felt warm from the sun. The smell in there was extremely foul, much worse than usual, and I never want to get better.
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NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,268
@473,094 (Meta)
Oh, I'd be okay happy with typing them out. I'm only feeding the really insane ones.
I missed this: originally the polls were just a side-feature, but eventually Kimmo got so deluded by the idea that the polls would be "interesting" if thousands of people answered them that he started yelling at users for the polls: http://bulletins.iwantabro.com/topic/38263. I remember him yelling about polls, but never really wondered why.
More from the bot:
> With my cock totally buried 6 inches inside the slutty popstar, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart, I could almost draw up the blueprints. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It reminded me of a mouth in a sick, gagging expression. My inner lips were swollen and dark purple, almost black, while my outer lips were cherry red and I was losing a layer of dead skin, like a sunburn. A stream of the light brown slime was oozing from inside my vagina. What a great cum that will be, I know it. I want that big dildo shoved up my big black cock!" Mike Tyson sneered.
Kimmo's gonna have fun reading his email.
Oh, I'd be okay happy with typing them out. I'm only feeding the really insane ones.
I missed this: originally the polls were just a side-feature, but eventually Kimmo got so deluded by the idea that the polls would be "interesting" if thousands of people answered them that he started yelling at users for the polls: http://bulletins.iwantabro.com/topic/38263. I remember him yelling about polls, but never really wondered why.
More from the bot:
> With my cock totally buried 6 inches inside the slutty popstar, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart, I could almost draw up the blueprints. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It reminded me of a mouth in a sick, gagging expression. My inner lips were swollen and dark purple, almost black, while my outer lips were cherry red and I was losing a layer of dead skin, like a sunburn. A stream of the light brown slime was oozing from inside my vagina. What a great cum that will be, I know it. I want that big dildo shoved up my big black cock!" Mike Tyson sneered.
Kimmo's gonna have fun reading his email.
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Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,270
@previous (NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI)
I remember he would shitlist people for voting in both male and female only polls. Which is just retarded.
I remember he would shitlist people for voting in both male and female only polls. Which is just retarded.
NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 51 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,274
@previous (Meta)
I remember this. I was gonna write a script to see if he meticulously went through each and every person's poll history to check, because let's face it, he was too shitty of a programmer to automate it. Site shut down before I could finish. :(
This moment was pretty epic too. He had snapped so hard he began abusing people who wanted to give him money. At that point I knew we had won.
I remember this. I was gonna write a script to see if he meticulously went through each and every person's poll history to check, because let's face it, he was too shitty of a programmer to automate it. Site shut down before I could finish. :(
This moment was pretty epic too. He had snapped so hard he began abusing people who wanted to give him money. At that point I knew we had won.
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NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,275
The wiseguy position basically amounted to punching bag. Since his standards were impossible and irrational, no human being could meet them. He created a Big Brother state for his staff members and was slowly but surely using them up. The ass-kissers got it worse, eventually snapping.
He scared away the new users by greeting them with a barrage of abusive bulletins which he FORCED them to read before even posting, something justified with the rationale "it might be something pertinent to what you're about to post", which was fine I guess, whatever. Then he began lowering the bar for what was "important", devolving into long, vulgar rants abusing his own users.
In short, it was the perfect system for destroying your userbase. He was a psychoanalyst's wet dream.
He scared away the new users by greeting them with a barrage of abusive bulletins which he FORCED them to read before even posting, something justified with the rationale "it might be something pertinent to what you're about to post", which was fine I guess, whatever. Then he began lowering the bar for what was "important", devolving into long, vulgar rants abusing his own users.
In short, it was the perfect system for destroying your userbase. He was a psychoanalyst's wet dream.
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,276
i tried posting there eventually but he'd never allow any post to go through. I did PM him about it explaining i was a new user but by then i think he just assumed everyone was the same few trolls and so he just told me to fuck off and banned my IP.
i wasn't even posting trollish shit, and i was following the rules. the only think i did was not capitalize i's, which i guess he took exception to since he banned me for grammar and trolling or whatever
i wasn't even posting trollish shit, and i was following the rules. the only think i did was not capitalize i's, which i guess he took exception to since he banned me for grammar and trolling or whatever
squeegee !first/o5zA double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,277
and actually i was like, that's no fun, they've totally ruined him by now. so i did just fuck off back to tinychan and a few months later he nuked the site
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 10 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,278
@473,222 (r04r)
@473,253 (A)
There should be a file called AnT.rar on the BTShare. It has the roundtable stuff and a bunch of other random AT crap (screen shots of threads, raids, spam, etc.) that managed to survive hard drive failures and re-installing my OS every other week for a while.
@473,253 (A)
There should be a file called AnT.rar on the BTShare. It has the roundtable stuff and a bunch of other random AT crap (screen shots of threads, raids, spam, etc.) that managed to survive hard drive failures and re-installing my OS every other week for a while.
dw skg II distribution co. llc replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,279
@473,276 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
yeah towards the end he just would not allow new posters. the weird thing was that his behavior was totally warranted by the amount of 'go fuck a shit up your ass'-s he got on a daily basis. lol
yeah towards the end he just would not allow new posters. the weird thing was that his behavior was totally warranted by the amount of 'go fuck a shit up your ass'-s he got on a daily basis. lol
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,281
@previous (dw skg II distribution co. llc)
i wonder how he feels knowing that tinychan and minichan are still up and have traffic.
you know he knows.
i wonder how he feels knowing that tinychan and minichan are still up and have traffic.
you know he knows.
NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,282
@473,278 (C)
This is exactly what I'm looking for, thanks!
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
My favorite part about this was when that new site he was running was found, it was cloned within days. He nuked the site immediately, I believe, and it was clear that this had always been a backup plan for him. He was completely broken. In his words:
> I've failed.
This is exactly what I'm looking for, thanks!
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
My favorite part about this was when that new site he was running was found, it was cloned within days. He nuked the site immediately, I believe, and it was clear that this had always been a backup plan for him. He was completely broken. In his words:
> I've failed.
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,284
@previous (NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI)
> This is exactly what I'm looking for, thanks!
Sweet.
> My favorite part about this was when that new site he was running was found, it was cloned within days. He nuked the site immediately, I believe, and it was clear that this had always been a backup plan for him. He was completely broken. In his words:
>
> > I've failed.
I was hoping a rage-filled outpouring about PSYCHOTIC FUCKING TROLLS RUINING EVERYTHING PERFECT I TRY TO MAKE on kimmoa.se, but that hasn't materialized. :(
> This is exactly what I'm looking for, thanks!
Sweet.
> My favorite part about this was when that new site he was running was found, it was cloned within days. He nuked the site immediately, I believe, and it was clear that this had always been a backup plan for him. He was completely broken. In his words:
>
> > I've failed.
I was hoping a rage-filled outpouring about PSYCHOTIC FUCKING TROLLS RUINING EVERYTHING PERFECT I TRY TO MAKE on kimmoa.se, but that hasn't materialized. :(
NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,285
@previous (C)
I've found it difficult to squeeze it out of him in email too, and his new site didn't have any rage either. I think the Big Brother state of AnonTalk really brought out the worst in him.
Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and Vader leaned down and put his face close to Leia's face. Leia didn't want to cum right then, and I think they have been microchipped. I can't even talk about microchipping with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels like I am sharing my body with someone else. Sometimes, I feel I have to make sure she feels it, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but where are all the fucking REGULARS?! Now it's fucking DEAD.
I'm tempted to write in a "kimmo mode" to make some basic kimmo-style grammar 'corrections'. It'd be fucking hilarious to get bot posts written like him. Shit like:
* Commas after certain words.
* Random "words" in quotes.
* Italicization and bolding rules.
* Maybe even a Kimmo word generator, e.g. random swears and insults with -tard appended to them.
I've found it difficult to squeeze it out of him in email too, and his new site didn't have any rage either. I think the Big Brother state of AnonTalk really brought out the worst in him.
Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and Vader leaned down and put his face close to Leia's face. Leia didn't want to cum right then, and I think they have been microchipped. I can't even talk about microchipping with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels like I am sharing my body with someone else. Sometimes, I feel I have to make sure she feels it, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but where are all the fucking REGULARS?! Now it's fucking DEAD.
I'm tempted to write in a "kimmo mode" to make some basic kimmo-style grammar 'corrections'. It'd be fucking hilarious to get bot posts written like him. Shit like:
* Commas after certain words.
* Random "words" in quotes.
* Italicization and bolding rules.
* Maybe even a Kimmo word generator, e.g. random swears and insults with -tard appended to them.
(Edited 8 minutes later.)
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 32 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,287
@473,281 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
IKR? I could almost fap to that some days. (If I wasn't thinking about what Becky was wearing. Sweat pants and cat hair? Grrrr...)
Also, Minichan has now been up longer than AT managed. TC has been up and down, but still survives. It's gotta drive Kimmo nuts that he thought of something, and some other people made it last longer than he could when they didn't micromanage every comma in every post. I'm sure he dismisses this as "chancer", but the Internet has moved on. MC now hosts vaguely interesting political debates instead of "Where do I pick up my luggage at the airport?" or "Does fart smell correlate with intelligence?" MC also serves as the Internet's only graduate level shitposting/meme generating forum. Oh well, Kimmy: Too bad, so sad.
IKR? I could almost fap to that some days. (If I wasn't thinking about what Becky was wearing. Sweat pants and cat hair? Grrrr...)
Also, Minichan has now been up longer than AT managed. TC has been up and down, but still survives. It's gotta drive Kimmo nuts that he thought of something, and some other people made it last longer than he could when they didn't micromanage every comma in every post. I'm sure he dismisses this as "chancer", but the Internet has moved on. MC now hosts vaguely interesting political debates instead of "Where do I pick up my luggage at the airport?" or "Does fart smell correlate with intelligence?" MC also serves as the Internet's only graduate level shitposting/meme generating forum. Oh well, Kimmy: Too bad, so sad.
NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,288
@473,094 (Meta)
There's a pretty great Kimmo moment in this one:
> Selfish prick. Quitter. Traitor. Disloyal fuck. You don't become part of something great and then leave it. This is the best site on the fucking Internet. What the hell is going on? There is absolutely nobody visiting this place. Anyone with half a brain realizes this, and you certainly need to do much more research than I can provide in a post like this, but I do not suggest attempting sex with a dog is a beautiful thing and it should not be restricted to certain age limits. It should be enjoyed by old people right down to toddlers. And why not? Yeah, I fucked the cunt. I fucked her to death with the crowbar. I ground her carcass up in a meat grinder.
and this one:
> You think people trying to communicate, but in my case, I believe half the people I know are clandestinely microchipped because of me, and to be really nice to her the day after, never mentioning it. It is very easy to conclude that blacks are criminals because white crimes aren't reported by New Orleans news media. White people who commit crimes are always victims of some crazy family member or they have a sickness that makes them kill an entire family. Black people are just seen as evil. Well, we went for a long car ride, and long story short...I shit in his underwear. Not a lot, but whoever did the laundry would definitely notice. When we got home, I locked myself in my bedroom, took off my sandals, my jeans, and my mother and I were communicating again. I'd found out that I was still right on the edge of orgasm, and it can still happen if you START GIVING A SHIT AND STOP BEING NEGATIVE NANCIES. YOU ARE NEVER SPREADING THE WORD OR HELPING ME OUT IN ANY WAY. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! THIS PLACE HAS NEVER FLOURISHED BUT JUST KEEPS BEING COMPLETELY FUCKING DEAD - IT IS A TOTAL FAILURE BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST ME. WHY THE HELL?!
There's a pretty great Kimmo moment in this one:
> Selfish prick. Quitter. Traitor. Disloyal fuck. You don't become part of something great and then leave it. This is the best site on the fucking Internet. What the hell is going on? There is absolutely nobody visiting this place. Anyone with half a brain realizes this, and you certainly need to do much more research than I can provide in a post like this, but I do not suggest attempting sex with a dog is a beautiful thing and it should not be restricted to certain age limits. It should be enjoyed by old people right down to toddlers. And why not? Yeah, I fucked the cunt. I fucked her to death with the crowbar. I ground her carcass up in a meat grinder.
and this one:
> You think people trying to communicate, but in my case, I believe half the people I know are clandestinely microchipped because of me, and to be really nice to her the day after, never mentioning it. It is very easy to conclude that blacks are criminals because white crimes aren't reported by New Orleans news media. White people who commit crimes are always victims of some crazy family member or they have a sickness that makes them kill an entire family. Black people are just seen as evil. Well, we went for a long car ride, and long story short...I shit in his underwear. Not a lot, but whoever did the laundry would definitely notice. When we got home, I locked myself in my bedroom, took off my sandals, my jeans, and my mother and I were communicating again. I'd found out that I was still right on the edge of orgasm, and it can still happen if you START GIVING A SHIT AND STOP BEING NEGATIVE NANCIES. YOU ARE NEVER SPREADING THE WORD OR HELPING ME OUT IN ANY WAY. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! THIS PLACE HAS NEVER FLOURISHED BUT JUST KEEPS BEING COMPLETELY FUCKING DEAD - IT IS A TOTAL FAILURE BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST ME. WHY THE HELL?!
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Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #473,289
@previous (NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI)
Amazing cognitive dissonance:
> This is the best site on the fucking Internet... There is absolutely nobody visiting this place.
Which is it, Kimmy? If a cesspool like Facebook can get 1,000,000,000 users, why can't the best site on the FUCKINGINTERNET get 100?
Amazing cognitive dissonance:
> This is the best site on the fucking Internet... There is absolutely nobody visiting this place.
Which is it, Kimmy? If a cesspool like Facebook can get 1,000,000,000 users, why can't the best site on the FUCKING
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #473,291
@previous (Meta)
> This is the best site on the fucking Internet... There is absolutely nobody visiting this place.
Yep, I just lost my every fucking shit. Again!! They're gone. No more shits to give.
Thanks, Meta, You've made me remember why Kimmo could make me lose my fucking mind. (I sort of loved him for it, but he's still a complete douche who deserves everything coming his way.)
> This is the best site on the fucking Internet... There is absolutely nobody visiting this place.
Yep, I just lost my every fucking shit. Again!! They're gone. No more shits to give.
Thanks, Meta, You've made me remember why Kimmo could make me lose my fucking mind. (I sort of loved him for it, but he's still a complete douche who deserves everything coming his way.)
Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #473,292
@previous (C)
<3
Oh, don't forget when he got a TON of traffic and posts he threw a shitfit about "chantard trolls" and "scraper cuntbots".
<3
Oh, don't forget when he got a TON of traffic and posts he threw a shitfit about "chantard trolls" and "scraper cuntbots".
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #473,293
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #473,294
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #473,295
@previous (I)
I feel like most of this is actually really good advice. If it were good advice given to me by someone who hadn't lamented that he couldn't track users from years ago when he had to eventually clean his database because it was slowing his site down, then it might not seem as laughable. So... there's that.
I feel like most of this is actually really good advice. If it were good advice given to me by someone who hadn't lamented that he couldn't track users from years ago when he had to eventually clean his database because it was slowing his site down, then it might not seem as laughable. So... there's that.
Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #473,297
NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #473,302
@473,294 (I)
He REFUSED to alter his writing style in order to not be found out. Kimmo knew he would be found out when he wrote that. There's no way he couldn't have.
He REFUSED to alter his writing style in order to not be found out. Kimmo knew he would be found out when he wrote that. There's no way he couldn't have.
NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #473,303
Most of these roundtable posts are just a cycle between everyone sucking up to Sysop and then devolving into arguing about how he's an asshole. Jesus Christ, Kimmo really did have the perfect system for driving away his userbase.
Also, when I'm done with this I'll publish the Kimmo portion of the brain seperately.
Also, when I'm done with this I'll publish the Kimmo portion of the brain seperately.
(Edited 8 minutes later.)
NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #473,304
So, what I've noticed (and I've seen this twice now) is that after feeding a Markov bot so many lines of Kimmo rage, it begins to sound like Kimmo most of the time, no matter what else you've fed it:
> "I am so happy to be here, just piss off with your fucking stupid attitudes and I'll run this place on my own again. It sure as HELL isn't my fault that you won't spread the word, because if you did, there WOULD be TONS of real people who'd gladly stick here AND THUS THERE WOULD BE NO NEED FOR ANY ANGRY BULLETINS. You just DON'T WANNA remove it. You don't become part of something great and then leave it. This is not an empty threat by some nobody -- it is a strange animal that you have met in the wild then you will have to gradually develop my thoughts and behavior so that I can gradually be isolated and provoked; my environment and my computer are also remotely controlled to malfunction to frustrate me, and making fun of everything I do is in fact perfect, nor that I think it is. Far from it. It won't take long before this dynamic far overpowers any hold religion has on her as relates to you. I didn't eat at all, but it never even crossed my mind that I was crazy). Shortly after having thoughts of suicide, they told me there was no chip and I needed to take them all inside me. The sun felt warm on my skin, especially my boobs, which pretty much never see the sun.
I predict that after more lines of Kimmo rage, the bot will almost fully morph into Kimmo. Whatever it is, the way he writes completely overpowers that of anybody else.
> "I am so happy to be here, just piss off with your fucking stupid attitudes and I'll run this place on my own again. It sure as HELL isn't my fault that you won't spread the word, because if you did, there WOULD be TONS of real people who'd gladly stick here AND THUS THERE WOULD BE NO NEED FOR ANY ANGRY BULLETINS. You just DON'T WANNA remove it. You don't become part of something great and then leave it. This is not an empty threat by some nobody -- it is a strange animal that you have met in the wild then you will have to gradually develop my thoughts and behavior so that I can gradually be isolated and provoked; my environment and my computer are also remotely controlled to malfunction to frustrate me, and making fun of everything I do is in fact perfect, nor that I think it is. Far from it. It won't take long before this dynamic far overpowers any hold religion has on her as relates to you. I didn't eat at all, but it never even crossed my mind that I was crazy). Shortly after having thoughts of suicide, they told me there was no chip and I needed to take them all inside me. The sun felt warm on my skin, especially my boobs, which pretty much never see the sun.
I predict that after more lines of Kimmo rage, the bot will almost fully morph into Kimmo. Whatever it is, the way he writes completely overpowers that of anybody else.
(Edited 6 minutes later.)
NEED_4_SEED !C/2aA8SKwI (OP) quadruple-posted this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #473,345
These are like "The Secret Life of Kimmo Alm":
> Maybe I help you "sign out" forever, disloyal fuck?
> Maybe I help you "sign out" forever, disloyal fuck?
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