Topic: It sucks when you masturbate 4 times and still can't sleep

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #34,228

What the hell vagina

What the hell body

Fucking sleep already

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later[^] [v] #472,400

Punch your vagina repeatedly. That should show it the error of its ways.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #472,401

@OP

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #472,406

i tried masturbating last night to get to sleep since i was up for like 40 hours and it took like 2 hours and my dick was almost numb and by then it was pointless when i came cause i couldnt tell if i had ejaculated or if i was peeing or something

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 59 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #472,409

I've actually read that if you're female, orgasm hypes you up, whereas for males it makes them tired.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #472,411

@previous (E)
from experience that is kind of true. of course during the orgasm both parties are functionally incapacitated. women seem to recover slightly faster, probably due to an evolutionary advantage allowing escape.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #472,418

@OP
Did you fap to the same thing 4 times, or did you at least try to mix it up a bit?

dw skg II distribution co. llc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #472,419

i did that last night except i only masturbated 1 time but it didn't really work

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #472,434

hey OP, i was up last night fapping too. maybe we should fap together sometime.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #472,686

@472,409 (E)
If it's done right, female sleep is imminent.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #472,743

That type of thing never helps me sleep. I'm like a fat, cracky, fruit bat.

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