Topic: anyone want to talk?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 12 years ago #34,172

Im alone at my apartment, Kirbmeister is in friendswood until Sunday, I am bored as fuck, and I live in the ghetto, there are loud black people, fights, etc. Etc. So, if anyone wants to chat, let me know please. Even if you want to tell me to kill myself or whatever.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #471,922

Sure. @OP can you post some of your jokes?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #471,923

@previous (Metæ)
I'm very influenced by F. Scott Fist Gerald, not Fitzgerald, Gerald aka "the fist", he made his living punching copies of the Great Gatsby.

Do you know what we should do about gun violence? Give every teacher in every school a gun, that way life can be like one giant Tarintino film. Guns are just a way to cover insecurities, it's not even logical. People think a robber is gonna come up to them, point a gun at them, and then they go "No, hold on mr. Robber im a good guy with a gun, you just wait till I pull out my gun." Fucking dumb.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #471,925

I'm not laughing

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #471,926

@471,923 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

dw skg joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #471,927

@471,923 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
ha-ha

not
Hahaha

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #471,929

@471,923 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
a joke like this wouldn't go over well in Texas since our teachers are already armed.
also it's called a "quick draw" and was invented in texas
back when old west gun-slingers were in grade school.

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #471,933

@471,923 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
LOL! Did he butter them, as well?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,937

im vaping maryjana (though its not of high quality) and listening to AOR before i go to sleep soon.

trying to get some sort of buzz.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,943

@previous (G)
Postmortem's jokes gave me a bit of a buzz; it wasn't that cool though. I'd avoid buying any more of that shit if you catch him selling it on the street.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 51 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,956

My jokes dont work as well just text, Ineed more one-liners, most of my stuffIs stories. I'm not the best writer, I'm an okay actor/performer.

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,957

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Their'res always YouTube.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,969

Kirbmeister? Ha! That's actually kinda funny. That made me smile. Thanks, John. :)

Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,059

@471,956 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

> My jokes dont work as well just text, Ineed more one-liners, most of my stuffIs stories. I'm not the best writer, I'm an okay actor/performer.

and an even worse idiot

Anonymous G double-posted this 12 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,060

postmortem why do you even continue to post when everyone constantly owns u

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,062

@previous (G)
narcissism's a helluva drug

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,068

@472,060 (G)
Getting owned by autists online.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,071

I'll talk. Do you have skype?

Meowth joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,073

@472,068 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
What's your number?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,078

@previous (Meowth)
You give yours

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,087

You're only 17 years old. No one is interested. Go play with the other kids.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,116

@472,073 (Meowth)
You call if I post number?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,117

@472,087 (M)
Im not 17 man

Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,119

@472,068 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
> convinced that you're a saint and that everybody else is dumb/ugly/wrong
> claim to not suffer from NPD

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,121

@472,117 (A)
You're only 17 years old. No one is interested. Go play with the other kids.

Meowth replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #472,140

@472,116 (A)
You can reach me at 619 500 alex.

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