Topic: how the show went
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 12 years ago #34,134
5/10, was just talking in the background of people shopping, so needed more one-liners, basically I made the mistake of having just enough material, and really I should have had about 3 or 4 times as much as I had so I could feel out the audience and all that. But that would mean like 2 hours of workable material, so have a lot more writing, and rehearsing to do.
I got asked back though, the owner thought I was funny, and so did the employees. My one-liners got good laughs, so I'll have more of those for next time. One liners are hard for me though, this is actually going to take a good amount of thought.
But I got monies, and I got asked to return, so all in all not too bad.
I got asked back though, the owner thought I was funny, and so did the employees. My one-liners got good laughs, so I'll have more of those for next time. One liners are hard for me though, this is actually going to take a good amount of thought.
But I got monies, and I got asked to return, so all in all not too bad.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #471,396
Well done, OP! We're all very proud of you. :)
Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,421
OP
Based on the comedy of errors re your relationships - You have hours of one & 3 liners available 2ya.
Based on the comedy of errors re your relationships - You have hours of one & 3 liners available 2ya.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,423
what ever happened to your stand-up vacaroo?that not gonna happen?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,429
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,450
@471,396 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Thanks :)
@471,423 (squeegee)
I don't remember, I'll try to get that going though.
Thanks :)
@471,423 (squeegee)
I don't remember, I'll try to get that going though.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,475
The only thing funny about your standup is this thread
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 39 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,478
@previous (F)
You've never even seen my stand-up, I don't think it's top notch, I'm still pretty awkward with timing, and organizing jokes, but I think I'm alright. Do I ever think I'll be the next Louis CK or whatever? No.
You've never even seen my stand-up, I don't think it's top notch, I'm still pretty awkward with timing, and organizing jokes, but I think I'm alright. Do I ever think I'll be the next Louis CK or whatever? No.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,479
@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
I used frequent comedy clubs and in my experience there plenty of sub-par comedians making a living in the industry. If you like it, stick with it.
I used frequent comedy clubs and in my experience there plenty of sub-par comedians making a living in the industry. If you like it, stick with it.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,481
@471,478 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
> You've never even seen my stand-up, I don't think it's top notch, I'm still pretty awkward with timing, and organizing jokes, but I think I'm alright. Do I ever think I'll be the next Louis CK or whatever? No.
You're the worst comedian ever, instead of complaining try thinking of a retort of your own instead of crying. How the fuck are you gonna deal with hecklers? Your career is over before its even begun if you keep acting this way.
> You've never even seen my stand-up, I don't think it's top notch, I'm still pretty awkward with timing, and organizing jokes, but I think I'm alright. Do I ever think I'll be the next Louis CK or whatever? No.
You're the worst comedian ever, instead of complaining try thinking of a retort of your own instead of crying. How the fuck are you gonna deal with hecklers? Your career is over before its even begun if you keep acting this way.
Meowth joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,493
I asked to email me jokes no reply.Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,494
Last time i read this thread it was full of jokes!Where did all the jokes go?
dw skg II distribution co. llc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,496
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 22 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #471,497
@471,450 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Stand-up is hard, man. Have you had any hecklers?
Stand-up is hard, man. Have you had any hecklers?
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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #471,505
WAT !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #471,507
@previous (M)
I'm sure they are. Some guys just don't know how to chill and enjoy someone making with the funny.
I'm sure they are. Some guys just don't know how to chill and enjoy someone making with the funny.
Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #471,509
Anonymous L replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #471,513
@previous (M)
THEY WERE LAUGHING! Yeah, you know I have a weird forehead? Hats cover up hair and accentuate that like crazy. I look mentally ill. I don't look bad, people tell me I'm beautiful all the time, especially me. I say it to me every day in the mirror 50 times "You are a Golden God John. You are beautiful, amazing, and you will conquer this day today (then the date)"
THEY WERE LAUGHING! Yeah, you know I have a weird forehead? Hats cover up hair and accentuate that like crazy. I look mentally ill. I don't look bad, people tell me I'm beautiful all the time, especially me. I say it to me every day in the mirror 50 times "You are a Golden God John. You are beautiful, amazing, and you will conquer this day today (then the date)"
Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #471,518
Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #471,579
YAWWWN another boring thread by forums superstar "postmortem" who never gets anything done and will continue to embellish his life to make it interesting forever
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #471,582
@previous (H)
> YAWWWN another boring thread by forums superstar "postmortem" who never gets anything done and will continue to embellish his life to make it interesting forever
> YAWWWN another boring thread by forums superstar "postmortem" who never gets anything done and will continue to embellish his life to make it interesting forever
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #471,595
@471,497 (L)
Not really, not so far, people have been cool. I don't think I'll mind it too much though.
@471,579 (H)
I don't think so, sometimes, but not here, I literally did a gig at a place for money, and would like to continue, that's not embellishment.
Not really, not so far, people have been cool. I don't think I'll mind it too much though.
@471,579 (H)
I don't think so, sometimes, but not here, I literally did a gig at a place for money, and would like to continue, that's not embellishment.
Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #471,598
@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Were you standing with a hat on the ground in front of you getting paid? Because lots of musicians have paid gigs playing and singing in the background of people shopping too.
Were you standing with a hat on the ground in front of you getting paid? Because lots of musicians have paid gigs playing and singing in the background of people shopping too.
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #471,647
@previous (M)
The store paid me, I mean it wasn't much, but it was something. Also street performers can make serious bank, I wouldnt knock it.
The store paid me, I mean it wasn't much, but it was something. Also street performers can make serious bank, I wouldnt knock it.
Meowth replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #471,669
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #471,699
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #471,705
@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Set up a show filled with exgf's. Bet you don't even need to say anything to get lots of laffs.
Set up a show filled with exgf's. Bet you don't even need to say anything to get lots of laffs.
Meowth replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #471,763
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #471,806
@471,705 (Syntax)
Actually girlfriends provide a lot of material, Kirby and Lexi both. Other ones I guess, but not as much.
Actually girlfriends provide a lot of material, Kirby and Lexi both. Other ones I guess, but not as much.
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #471,807
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #471,884
Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #471,887
@471,806 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
No doubt about the laffs I had re your story of slamming the door on Lexi's hand & expecting luv afterwards.
No doubt about the laffs I had re your story of slamming the door on Lexi's hand & expecting luv afterwards.
squeegee replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #471,889
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #471,901
@471,887 (Syntax)
What? I squeezed her hand really hard, I didnt slam it in the door. Dont you remember?
What? I squeezed her hand really hard, I didnt slam it in the door. Dont you remember?