Topic: Obese Beagle laying gloriously on his side
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #34,082
Obese Beagle laying gloriously on his side, picks his head up to say hi to. Oh, Hi There! I'm pretty fat, right?Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #470,595
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,596
Chubby Pups May Be Cute, But Obesity Rates Increasing Among DogsAmerica’s epidemic with obesity and overweight has received a lot of media attention, public health funding, and intervention programs. This trend unfortunately does not stop with people, it extends to our pet companions also.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 12 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,597
In 2008, the Association for Pet Obesity Prevention (APOP) found that 44% of dogs and 57% of cats were estimated to be overweight or obese.Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,598
Very Obese beagle must go TONIGHT!I was attempting to foster the Beagle Shiloh until I could find him a good home. It is NOT by ANY means working out. The previous owner refuses to take him back. He can't get up and down my stairs AT ALL. It takes two-three adults to lift him. Yes guys this beagle weighs a good hundred something pounds. This is the second day in a row he has TRASHED my house. The first day he knocked down the baby gate got into every trash can in the house possible. Today I had a giant couch in front of my kitchen while I was running errands, he moved that as well, trash is all over my house again, and he p!ssed all over my toddlers room, on the floor, on her toys, everywhere. He has GOT TO GO! If I don't hear from anybody wanting to take him within the next few hours I will have no choice but to call animal control. He's a sweet guy guys, but he is so overweight and if you attempt to put him on a diet he will destroy your house. He will need LOTS of work to whoever takes him. If your interested call 8159925255
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,599
@470,595 (A)
MArk is calling to call the SPCA. That beagle is clearly starved. You don't even need a forklift to move it.
MArk is calling to call the SPCA. That beagle is clearly starved. You don't even need a forklift to move it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,600
Jake is fat.He looks like a water balloon. His tummy is swollen, and his legs look stumpy; even Jake's tail looks disproportionately small for a beagle.
And that's after shedding nearly 20 pounds.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 58 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,601
@previous (A)While Jake is not yet svelte, the 9-year-old is playing with canine pals. (Now: 69 pounds)
Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,604
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,605
Obese dog on extreme diet so he can walk againA dog has been placed on an intensive diet after becoming so obese that he is unable to walk.
Vets decided drastic measures were required after the beagle cross, named Patch, ballooned to nearly 62lbs - the average weight of an eight-year-old child.
The six-year-old dog is so heavy that his legs cannot support him and he has to be placed in a special harness and carried around.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,607
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,608
Mabel the 67-pound BeagleMabel’s weight-loss journey began just before Christmas when she was relinquished to the Young-Williams Animal Center near the University of Tennessee in Knoxville, Tenn. The beagle-mix’s previous owners said the then 67-pound dog had become too much for them to manage. The shelter veterinarian brought Mabel to UT’s doggy fat camp.
She also attends physical therapy three days a week where she walks in the underwater treadmill for about 30 minutes. She has a lot of trouble walking, but hopefully this will improve greatly as the weight comes off.
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The fattest beagle known to man lives in Oconee County!qew joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,614
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,653
hurr hurr hurr FAT
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,657
Did you name any of them McWalter?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 16 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,860
@previous (E)
i dont think a dog can get fat enough to justify the title of "McWalter". perhaps a morbidly obese pig?
i dont think a dog can get fat enough to justify the title of "McWalter". perhaps a morbidly obese pig?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #470,918
sticky
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Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #470,971
@previous (dw ltd)
I think trotting MC memes out and letting other, more established, memes have a chance at "mating" with them in order to see if they can replicate successfully is interesting. I have been issued a grant by the NSA to continue my research and report my findings in return for all the basement-time, CHEETOS® Crunchy Cheese Flavored Snacks, and Mtn Dew™ I need. It's a pretty sweet deal. I have no idea what value our government sees in meme replication rates on small social media sites, but it has been hinted that it has something to do with how reptilians breed.
I think trotting MC memes out and letting other, more established, memes have a chance at "mating" with them in order to see if they can replicate successfully is interesting. I have been issued a grant by the NSA to continue my research and report my findings in return for all the basement-time, CHEETOS® Crunchy Cheese Flavored Snacks, and Mtn Dew™ I need. It's a pretty sweet deal. I have no idea what value our government sees in meme replication rates on small social media sites, but it has been hinted that it has something to do with how reptilians breed.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #471,399
@previous (H)
I think you should try cross-breeding Matt memes with Reddit memes. Sounds like a winning combo to me.
"le swashbuckling adventurer"
I think you should try cross-breeding Matt memes with Reddit memes. Sounds like a winning combo to me.
"le swashbuckling adventurer"
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #472,007
