Topic: Are mermaids fish, mammals, or amphibians?
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #34,055
For instance, Ariel the Little Mermaid.™| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fish | 5 | 36% | |
| Mammals | 6 | 43% | |
| Amphibians | 2 | 14% | |
| Other (please specify) | 1 | 7% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #470,284
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,289
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,292
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,294
dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,298
would their amphibious nature make them amphibians
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Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #470,311
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@470,311 (B)
Butt mermaids eat humans, at least you could dig a hole out of the tidal zone and trap the reverse mermaid = either plenty of fish to last until you learn spearfishing or an acceptable fucktoy
Butt mermaids eat humans, at least you could dig a hole out of the tidal zone and trap the reverse mermaid = either plenty of fish to last until you learn spearfishing or an acceptable fucktoy
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,345
They are still humans, but they lay eggs similar to a sea creature.
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Anonymous I double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,346
Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,347
@OP
More important, how do they reproduce considering their genitals are, well, not really there.
More important, how do they reproduce considering their genitals are, well, not really there.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,348
Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,350
@previous (A)
I'm just worried about preserving this endangered species, thanks. Why do you have to make everything about sex?!
I'm just worried about preserving this endangered species, thanks. Why do you have to make everything about sex?!
Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 42 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,359
@470,346 (I)
Why would you want to have sex with a mermaid of either sort anyway?
Just fuck a coconut.
@470,316 (H)
Letter A eats humans? According to what media?
@470,347 (Meta)
@previous (Meta)
They are clearly like mules. They are the product of a human having sex with a fish but they themselves are sterile.
Why would you want to have sex with a mermaid of either sort anyway?
Just fuck a coconut.
@470,316 (H)
Letter A eats humans? According to what media?
@470,347 (Meta)
@previous (Meta)
They are clearly like mules. They are the product of a human having sex with a fish but they themselves are sterile.
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,363
Anonymous I replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,377
@470,359 (B)
> Just fuck a coconut.
Coconuts are the only fruit with milk and hair. I guess that's the closest thing to a female.
> Just fuck a coconut.
Coconuts are the only fruit with milk and hair. I guess that's the closest thing to a female.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,378
16bitch !BMhSp1fpyA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 years later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #872,596
> amphibianAnonymous M joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #872,598
fiji mermaid draad
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #872,628
@OPenis
From an culinary perspective, they are, in fact, fish. Thanks.
From an culinary perspective, they are, in fact, fish. Thanks.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 11 months later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #973,919
bump
J !!U1oPlerJJ joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #973,920
Gnocchi.
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #973,923
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