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Topic: My girlfriend broke up with me and became a stripper

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #34,030

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 42 seconds later[^] [v] #469,994

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 seconds later, 47 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #469,995

@OP
Post nudes

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #469,996

@previous (B)
I wish I had nudes to post.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #469,997

What, the thing you use on wires?

Sounds like... a real tool.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #469,998

@469,996 (A)
What about topless?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #469,999

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,000

@469,998 (B)
We never sent nudes to each other. Most girls these days are smart enough to know that if they send nudes they eventually end up on the internet one way or another. Plus I'd only been seeing her since November, so I'm not terribly broken up about this, just thought I'd share and answer any questions.

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,001

what club, OP. i'll make sure she doesn't go hungry.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,003

@470,000 (A)
Your online only girfriend?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,005

@previous (B)
No, we'd been fucking for a while, but she didn't want things to get serious, but things were getting a little too serious, and she broke it off because she didn't want to go past a friends with benefits thing. Said she had too much shit going on to have the emotional availability required for a relationship, and since it turned out she was planning on getting a second job as a stripper, that makes sense.

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 38 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,006

@previous (A)
way to ruin a sure thing, cling-meister.
anyway, what's her number? Don't give me a name, she looks like... a Bethany from Iowa.

(Edited 59 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,007

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
She was the one who moved too fast and realized she needed to stop herself. Trust me, I was not being clingy. And no, she is not in Iowa.

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 57 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,008

@470,001 (squeegee !first/o5zA)

> what club, OP. i'll make sure she doesn't go hungry.

Not a shocking reply. I bet if she became a hooker that would make her even more attractive to you.

dw skg II distribution co. llc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,011

why why don't you kill yourself over it op

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 51 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,013

@470,008 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
> mad people are getting laid

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 28 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,014

@470,011 (dw skg II distribution co. llc)
Because she has a twin sister who's been hitting me up on Facebook.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 45 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,016

@previous (A)
This will turn out well.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,020

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Indeed.

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,022

@470,007 (A)

> And no, she is not in Iowa.
well, her stage persona certainly could claim to be. look at them corn fed titties.

@470,008 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)

> Not a shocking reply. I bet if she became a hooker that would make her even more attractive to you.

one of these days you might say something to insult me

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,027

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
> well, her stage persona certainly could claim to be. look at them corn fed titties.
34DD tits and she still only weighs 99 pounds.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,030

@470,022 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
That has nice ring to it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,032

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Gotta give squeegee that one. It certainly does.

dw skg II distribution co. llc replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,038

@470,027 (A)
uh did you see the scale because it doesn't look like it
how tall is she
i am usually good at guessing weight like carnival

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,039

@previous (dw skg II distribution co. llc)
the dancing will help her grow into her face. that's baby fat. give her a year or two and she'll be a woman

dw skg II distribution co. llc replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,043

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
it looks like regular fat idk

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 51 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,046

@470,038 (dw skg II distribution co. llc)
She's about 5'2"

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 12 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,047

@470,039 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
In a year or two those tits will be a couple of inches further south.

dw skg II distribution co. llc replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,051

@470,046 (A)
she weighs more than 99 pounds she looks like a straight 110

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,057

@previous (dw skg II distribution co. llc)
She could be, yeah. All I know she's skinny with big tits and light enough to throw her over my shoulder which was nice. Her 23-year-old perky tits were nice too, but like @470,047 (B) said, they're gonna droop.

dw skg II distribution co. llc replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #470,087

@previous (A)
you're gross!!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #470,092

@previous (dw skg II distribution co. llc)
I'm planning on banging her twin sister, but that post grossed you out?

dw skg II distribution co. llc replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #470,097

@previous (A)
idk this whole topic is grossing me out

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,192

@previous (dw skg II distribution co. llc)
What are you? 12?

dw skg II distribution co. llc replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,262

@previous (A)
no you are just a gross dude posting pics of his ex and talking about banging chicks online

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #470,318

@469,994 (A)
Oh come on, that's definitely a dude.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #481,764

bumping for relevance

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #481,765

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
This is really dumb. Stop it.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #481,766

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
You're right. I'm sorry. Reading through these old posts makes me realize I was being a real douche.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #481,767

@469,997 (C)
5* quality post. Keep on the good work, bud.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #481,773

@481,766 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
You were. Is she going to talk to you?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao double-posted this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #481,774

Her twin is out of the picture, right? Does she know about the twin contacting you? You should probably let this thread die soon to minimize risk, but I'm curious.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #481,775

@481,773 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Yeah, we're still gonna meet up sometime next week.
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
The comments about her twin were more tongue in cheek than anything. An attempt at humorous schtick. Like I said, I was being a douche. She knows her sister friended me.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #481,777

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Oh, that's good then.

Elim joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #481,864

Still gross

Elim double-posted this 12 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #481,865

Should have known it was broseph

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #481,868

@481,766 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

> You're right. I'm sorry. Reading through these old posts makes me realize I was being a real douche.

Never change then, just like ghoul

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 months later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #510,066

Bump

Anonymous M double-posted this 12 years ago, 33 seconds later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #510,067

Lol
> 8 months ago

[email protected] joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #510,086

@470,027 (A)

> >well, her stage persona certainly could claim to be. look at them corn fed titties.
> 34DD tits and she still only weighs 99 pounds.

I don't believe that for a fuckin' second. I'm just a little over 100 pounds, and I'm dramatically skinnier. I also have no breasts. Barely even got some nipples on me. Well, she kinda looks like a tweaker but a little a cleaner, so I wouldn't be surprised I guess. Regardless, I still weigh over 100 and less than 120..

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #510,089

@previous ([email protected])
her arms are devoid of muscle tone and you can see with her upper thighs that her legs do not appear to be muscular

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #510,099

ur gf looks like a man

Anonymous O replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #510,104

@previous (P)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #510,170

@510,086 ([email protected])
> Well, she kinda looks like a tweaker but a little a cleaner

You get the Nobel MC Prize in poetry.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 hours later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #510,225

If only she had a pair of tits for a face
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