Topic: I spent around six hours with two of my female friends today.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ started this discussion 12 years ago #33,986

We watched movies and did a massage train. It was awesome.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 41 minutes later[^] [v] #469,344

Oh and we're starting up a bi weekly massage club. We're doing oiled foot and leg massages and hot rock massage next week.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 13 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #469,347

That's pretty hot.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #469,351

You should give each other a FREE COLONOSCOPY

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #469,353

@previous (C)
This

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #469,355

@469,347 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
I know right? They realize that I have a foot fetish, and they dont even care.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #469,356

@469,344 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Bi weekly as in twice a week?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #469,358

I just purchased these for the occasion:
Due North Foot Rubz Foot Hand and Back Massage Ball
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002QEY6NK/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #469,359

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
BONGER Massage Tool Pair
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0007DHMVK/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #469,361

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Kikkerland Octopus Head Massager, Assorted Pink and Blue Colors
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007P00OM2/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i02?ie=UTF8&psc=1

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) quadruple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #469,362

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Thai Foot Massage Stick
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001S0JYS0/ref=oh_details_o01_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) quintuple-posted this 12 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #469,363

@469,356 (E)
If we can.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) sextuple-posted this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,366

Any suggestions for mood music or good quality massage oils?

Meta joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,367

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Tesco Value cooking oil.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,368

@previous (Meta)
NO! It'll seep into their pores, and soon buspuppie and her friends will be dragging real estate signs around town, buttering each other to the ceiling, and posting images of it on Minichan.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,370

@previous (G)
More greens is never a bad thing, especially since the one we currently have is always a bottle of tesco value cider away from offing himself in some hilarious maner that no sane person wouldve seen coming

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,377

@469,368 (G)
we should all purchase and then shit in three fedoras.

Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,378

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I'm cooler with you just buttering each other to the ceiling.

dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,381

I thought this was gonna be a postmortem thread

Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,384

@previous (dw ltd)
Less hand crushing and more actual massage.

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,385

@469,377 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
@469,378 (G)
Shit in a Bible, then put it in a fedora, and then butter that to the ceiling whist snapping a Nintendo 3DS in half.

Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,388

@previous (Meta)
You havin' a Michael Bublé m8??

BeckyDerp joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,389

@469,362 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
That's not for massaging feet
@469,377 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Good idea

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,391

It will all end in tears unless you have a man there.

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,393

@previous (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
What about a black Israeli pansexual transethnic demiromantic transwoman?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,395

@469,391 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
How's your heart?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,414

@469,391 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
Yeah, I'll sob whilst jilling off

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,415

@469,389 (BeckyDerp)
Whats it for?

Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,418

@469,414 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Nice comeback.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,519

@previous (K)
thanks, bro bro