Minichan

Topic: We're #owned

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #33,974

http://www.google.com/trends/explore?hl=en-US#q=tinychan%2C%20minichan%2C%20anontalk&cmpt=q

By #anontalk

Sysop joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #469,293

Important: > 33 topics

That's it. I'm done. I won't be lifting one fucking finger to do anything beyond the bare minimum from now on, just like you worthless fucks. You have successfully killed what could and should have been bigger than Google, Shitter and Facefuck put together. You've completely ignored me long enough now. Eat shit, the whole bunch of you. Yes, that's ALL of you — fuck everything I've said in the past about not counting "those who do contribute" or "really try to help", because you don't even exist. You're ALL a bunch of worthless traitor fucktard shitheads, and I want ALL of you to get the fuck out of this place and never come back unless you start giving a shit RIGHT NOW and KEEP IT UP INDEFINITELY without dying shortly afterward. GOT THAT, YOU DUMB FUCKS?

killerers tettucesv !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #469,295

@previous (Sysop)
> mod
Underwhelming. Get an admin to pretend to be him instead and then maybe it'll be impressive.

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #469,296

@previous (killerers tettucesv !!iNo3FkiZx)
Even that wouldn't really be the real deal, since there's no /sysop page.

killerers tettucesv !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #469,299

@previous (Meta)
No, but having the admin hyperlink definitely adds some gravitas to it. Just a mod? Underwhelming, who cares?

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,420

@469,293 (Sysop)
Sometimes I forget how crazy that fucker was.

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #469,546

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
33 topics a day is a busy day here. I don't know why he's so mad. Besides AnonTalk wouldn't scale well to Facebook size, there'd be no way for Kimmo to moderate it properly.

(Edited 51 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #469,549

@previous (Meta)
Really. This. When he started getting 300+ people browsing topics (LOL bots) the database got slow. If he had actually become popular the site would have shit a brick and crashed while he was still busy reviewing and SHITLISTING every new poster for imaginary new errors that (somehow magically) didn't apply to the guy posting I just did the jack offed in my neighbors baby diaper topics.

Anonymous E double-posted this 12 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #469,550

@469,299 (killerers tettucesv !!iNo3FkiZx)
> gravitas
Did you really just use the word gravitas in common parlance?? Wow. I like you even more now.

I liked you before, too. :/

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Sgt. Sysop joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #469,703

UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE

Meta replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #469,708

@469,549 (E)
Fortune 500 companies will be falling all over themselves to buy a text ad in the middle of an "I saw a loli outside the preschool I'm legally obliged to remain 300 feet away from today :3" topics.

Meowth replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #469,710

@previous (Meta)
The only reason it beats by such a long shot is because of all the money as time wasted on advertising and spamming. I bet if each of us users spammed everyday for an hour each for only a week, we'd see much more traffic. I personally enjoy our community the way it is.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #469,810

@469,296 (Meta)
http://minichan.org/sysop

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #469,811

@previous (G)
Oooh, a secret page? Are there any more secret pages? Tell me the secrets.

Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #469,813

@previous (C)
http://minichan.org/testes

Then there's http://minichan.org/extensions which has been surpassed by http://minichan.org/addons

And of course http://minichan.org/rules though it's hardly hidden.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #469,815

Bottom line. Blip on the Radar. Currently a Blip from a 777 indicates possible turning back/around.

Perhaps Chans are similar to Radar Chaff.

decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #469,823

@previous (Syntax)
Whoever made this thing doesn't seem to understand how many people use Twitter. <_<

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #469,829

@previous (decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB)
Image is old yet finding a more up2date representation is not so easy. Comparing net traffic vs a media is also not so easy. Twitter as you no is a world un2 itself and referrals to other social websites are much less then I wood have imagined.

BUT I did learn a new term - Zettabyte

And this makes a good read about the future of net from a client (on occasion) and on occasion I place stock market bets on this company.

http://www.pcworld.com/article/256522/cisco_global_net_traffic_to_surpass_1_zettabyte_in_2016.html

Global Internet Protocol traffic will reach an annual rate of 1.3 zettabytes in 2016 as more people connect more devices and download more video over the Internet, Cisco Systems predicted Wednesday.

With global IP traffic surpassing the zettabyte (1 billion terabyte) threshold, there will be more Internet traffic in 2016 than in all years up to 2012, said Doug Webster, senior director for service provider marketing at Cisco.

"It is just a staggering amount of growth facing global networks," he said during the unveiling of Cisco's Visual Networking Index Forecast for 2011 to 2016.

The Internet traffic in 2016, at 110 exabytes per month, will be 10 times the traffic in 2008, Webster said. Global IP traffic in 2011 was about 369 exabytes, or 0.369 zettabytes.

By 2016, there will be nearly 18.9 billion devices connected to the Internet -- 2.5 devices for every person on earth -- up from 10.3 billion connected devices in 2011. Part of the growth will come from devices like television sets and electric meters that haven't traditionally connected to the Internet, Webster said.

"Even your dog can now be connected to the Internet, allowing you to track whether Rover is running after the collie or the postman," he said.

In 2016, PCs will generate 81 percent of consumer Internet traffic, down from 94 percent in 2011.

Cisco predicted there will be 3.4 billion Internet users in 2016, about 45 percent of the world's population. About 2.3 billion people will have fixed broadband service in 2016, up from 1.7 billion in 2011. There will be about 3.7 billion mobile users in 2016, including those who don't have data plans, Cisco said.

The average fixed broadband speed will rise from the current 9 Mbps to 34 Mbps in 2016, the company said.

Video traffic will be a major area of growth, with mobile device users expecting a similar quality as they get on wired PCs or TV sets, Webster said. There will be 1.5 billion Internet video users in 2016, up from 792 million in 2011. About 1.2 million[m] video minutes -- the equivalent of 833 days of video -- will cross the Internet every second in 2016, according to Cisco. Internet video will make up 54 percent of all consumer traffic in 2016.

The highest traffic-generating countries in 2016 will be the U.S., with 22 exabytes per month, and China, with 12 exabytes per month. Internet traffic in India, Brazil and South Africa will grow by a compounded rate of more than 50 percent a year between 2011 and 2016, the company said.

Growth in mobile data traffic will lead to the increases in India, Webster said. Global mobile data traffic will increase 18 times between 2011 and 2016, to 10.8 exabytes per month

decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #469,831

@previous (Syntax)
Whoa.

Yeah. It'll be interesting to see what the Internet does to humanity over the next century.

I just want to make sure that it's available to everyone!

Syntax replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #469,833

@previous (decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB)
> I just want to make sure that it's available to everyone!

Thinking about Africans living in huts in remote villages? Only if someone subsidizes Satellite feeds.
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