Topic: Need help writing song
The cat guy started this discussion 12 years ago #33,933
So me and my mate are always like "I fucked your mother last night", and I said it to him yesterday and he was all like "Which one?" '
cause he has two mothers (long story), hey I'd do them both, so yeah I re-wrote the song "Fuck the police" to be about fucking his mothers. I once re-wrote the theme from Shaft to be about cats, but this is a little more challenging. I can't write for shit, can anyone help me out here? What I got so far:
Fuck your mothers coming straight from the underground
Those are two pussy's I wanna pound,
At the same Goddamn time,
A threesome's hot it ain't a crime,
[His mums name here] screaming "Oh fuck yes!"
Lol I'mma jizz on her tits and make a fuckin' mess
They're both getting fucked by the crazy cat guy
The fuck am I writing, am pretty damn high
Anal beads all up in her bum
While I'm balls deep inside your mum
I fapped to a pic of your mum, so damn hot in seconds I came
Your other mum looks like Madonna, soz bud I forget her name
I'd do you too if I was gay
Ha I wish, but I got something to say:
Fuck your mothers
Fuck fuck fuck your mothers
Fuck your mothers
It's gonna be a gang bang if I bring my chan brothers
In fact I'mma post this on minichan
I can't write for shit - I need some help man
I just dunno what to say
Except I'm so damn good your mum offered to pay
But I ain't no man-ho, I did her for free
This needs editing, Minichan help meeee!
cause he has two mothers (long story), hey I'd do them both, so yeah I re-wrote the song "Fuck the police" to be about fucking his mothers. I once re-wrote the theme from Shaft to be about cats, but this is a little more challenging. I can't write for shit, can anyone help me out here? What I got so far:
Fuck your mothers coming straight from the underground
Those are two pussy's I wanna pound,
At the same Goddamn time,
A threesome's hot it ain't a crime,
[His mums name here] screaming "Oh fuck yes!"
Lol I'mma jizz on her tits and make a fuckin' mess
They're both getting fucked by the crazy cat guy
The fuck am I writing, am pretty damn high
Anal beads all up in her bum
While I'm balls deep inside your mum
I fapped to a pic of your mum, so damn hot in seconds I came
Your other mum looks like Madonna, soz bud I forget her name
I'd do you too if I was gay
Ha I wish, but I got something to say:
Fuck your mothers
Fuck fuck fuck your mothers
Fuck your mothers
It's gonna be a gang bang if I bring my chan brothers
In fact I'mma post this on minichan
I can't write for shit - I need some help man
I just dunno what to say
Except I'm so damn good your mum offered to pay
But I ain't no man-ho, I did her for free
This needs editing, Minichan help meeee!
Meowth joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #468,913
Dude, I couldn't even finish or else I'm about to start crying. I'll come back to this in a bit..The cat guy (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,915
@previous (Meowth)
Do! Hey do you know if I can use DXM for a stim comedown? And what dose is safe 'cause I don't wanna explode my heart (yeah I do have one - don't tell)
Do! Hey do you know if I can use DXM for a stim comedown? And what dose is safe 'cause I don't wanna explode my heart (yeah I do have one - don't tell)
Meowth replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #468,918
@previous (The cat guy)
13.3 Amphetamines and Other Psychostimulants
This is probably asking for high blood pressure problems, strokes, brain
hemorrhages, and the like. While a few people enjoy this combination, most
find it unpleasantly speedy anyway. Most who've tried it reported that DXM
will potentiate other stimulants. Since DXM inhibits dopamine reuptake,
combining it with a dopamine releasing agent (amphetamine or
methamphetamine) will naturally produce a combined, synergistic effect. I'd
suggesting avoiding this at all costs.
Combining DXM, a psychostimulant, and a monoamine oxidase inhibitor is a
sure way to make your blood pressure skyrocket and will probably kill you
(if you're lucky) or leave you with severe brain damage (if you aren't
lucky).
Source: http://www.dextroverse.org/faq/dxmfaq40.txthemorrhages, and the like. While a few people enjoy this combination, most
find it unpleasantly speedy anyway. Most who've tried it reported that DXM
will potentiate other stimulants. Since DXM inhibits dopamine reuptake,
combining it with a dopamine releasing agent (amphetamine or
methamphetamine) will naturally produce a combined, synergistic effect. I'd
suggesting avoiding this at all costs.
Combining DXM, a psychostimulant, and a monoamine oxidase inhibitor is a
sure way to make your blood pressure skyrocket and will probably kill you
(if you're lucky) or leave you with severe brain damage (if you aren't
lucky).
The cat guy joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #468,919
The cat guy double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #468,920
I'm a young kitten on a warpath, and when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath, of cock, covered in blood - period sex is best, ever tried it, bud?
Meowth replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #468,924
@468,919 (The cat guy)
Although I enjoy many drugs greatly, especially DXM, I [always] do my research to ensure my safety!
Although I enjoy many drugs greatly, especially DXM, I [always] do my research to ensure my safety!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #468,927
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Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #468,930
@previous (The cat guy)
Why would you want to have sex whilst she's bleeding all over the place, instead of getting your junk swaggled?
Why would you want to have sex whilst she's bleeding all over the place, instead of getting your junk swaggled?
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dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,012
your verses are messy but yeah
The cat guy replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,056
@469,011 (Meowth)
Love you too man, in a non-gay way I mean I'm a cat and you prob ain't into bestiality lol
Love you too man, in a non-gay way I mean I'm a cat and you prob ain't into bestiality lol
The cat guy double-posted this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,058
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Carlson joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,061
Yo cat
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Mandelson AKA the cat replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,069
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Oops forgot
Carlson replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #469,072
Mandelson yo dude