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Topic: This has probably been commented upon a lot...

decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB started this discussion 12 years ago #33,915

...but the sheer conceptual absurdity of AnonTalk was utterly staggering. A board with anonymity enforced to the point of banning people for breaching their own anonymity - but also one that tracked IPs and forced use of persistent UIDs.

The cat guy joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #468,607

Fucking IDIOTS

decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,612

@previous (The cat guy)
SHITLISTED, psychotic FUCKTARD!

The cat guy replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,619

@previous (decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB)
Ah good times :)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,622

> back in the good old days

dw llc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,625

kimmo was CRAZY

edit this was the only photo i have of kimmo idk i didn't know it was a crappy png

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,628

@previous (dw llc)
> kimmo was CRAZY

dw llc replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,630

@previous (C)
post the photo of kimmo with a sharpie in his butt

dw llc double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,631

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Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,669

@468,630 (dw llc)

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,678

@OP
What got me the most was the odd combination of pedophilia and strict grammar rules.

decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,687

@468,631 (dw llc)
Your're and idiot :\
@previous (Metæ)
It's an odd valuation of style over substance, I guess.

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,696

@previous (decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB)
My favorite moment was when someone asked him what would happen if a loli got on The Board and made a grammar mistake: would she be shitlisted? And his answer was basically "I would just know".

dw llc replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,700

@previous (Metæ)
lol

i played his fun stress game it was fun
he's getting better at games

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,732

He could be running the biggest Tor hidden service and you would have no clue

dw llc replied with this 12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,741

@previous (F)
is that a threat kimmo

Rogi FORGOT HIS DAMN TRIPCODE joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,748

I hope he is currently failing at get rich quick schemes like he did before AT.

decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,750

@previous (Rogi FORGOT HIS DAMN TRIPCODE)
Satoshi Nakamoto is actually Kimmo Alm.

FUCK

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,773

@468,732 (F)
if he was running anything hed be manually spamming it all over 4chan constantly using any and all unicode characters like the king autist he is

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,775

@previous (H)
> mad

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,776

Wow, two of my shoops made it in to this thread. I'm telling the bots. They'll be proud.

@OP
> A board with anonymity enforced to the point of banning people for breaching their own anonymity - but also one that tracked IPs and forced use of persistent UIDs.
Yeah, I'm with you on that, brother. It was apparently okay if Kimmo tracked your every action via the IP you came in on or some cookies, but you couldn't make a single statement about where or who you were. What. The. Serious. Fuck? dot. dot. dot. How Kimmo treated first time posters didn't help much. If you were someone who dropped UIDs a lot, just posting an innocent (an grammatically correct) question would get some bullshit ban because he thought banning first-time users was a way to thin the herd or something. When he had to clean up his user database because it was getting too big (LOL, bots) he posted a bulletin about how he was sad he wouldn't be able to know if someone had visited months or years previous. Seriously, Kimmo?? It's fucking AnonTalk for a reason, and that reason is we're supposed to be anonymous, dipshit.

The cat guy replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,777

@previous (J)
@previous (J)
Anyone other than Kimmo, and it wouldn't have been so bad. Though... really loved it the way it was and still have no idea what a Goddamn comma splice is - anyways, yeah we're still talking about it. Kimmo should be proud but he's probably... I dunno, creating the next Google or some shit.

Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,781

@previous (The cat guy)
A comma splice is two sentences spliced together with a comma, a comma splice is like when I do this to show you what a comma splice looks like. See how that's two sentences? "A comma splice is two sentences spliced together with a comma." and "A comma splice is like when I do this to show you what a comma splice looks like." are two separate sentences that could stand alone with their own respective subjects and predicates. I've put them together with a comma. That's a fucking comma splice. I really shouldn't have used this in the last sentence unless I used a semicolon to join them together linking the two. (which is fine because they would have been part of the same thought)

Anyway, Kimmo would unhesitatingly SHITLIST any first-time user using a comma, and when you messaged him back about how you had used a coordinating conjunction which requires a comma (see how I just used a coordinating conjunction? hint: it's the and) he would evil nuke your account.

(Edited 9 minutes later.)

The cat guy replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,782

@previous (J)
Haha that's awesome... way better than Kimmo's explanation - was too full of anger to be coherent

Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,783

@previous (The cat guy)
I'm with you on the "anyone other than Kimmo" and it might have taken off. He really fucking shot himself in the foot.

The cat guy replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,786

@previous (J)
He's a perfectionist but that's his problem I guess... maybe he has OCPD though I dunno, never met him. I'd totally have a beer with him. Dunno why, just in a good mood :)

dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,787

@previous (The cat guy)
He wrote about being a perfectionist on his site kimmoa.se

@468,776 (J)
You're not responsible for my shitty png, are you?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

The cat guy replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,788

@previous (dw ltd)
He really should be flattered we're still talking about him :) You ever post fucked up shit on there? I did once (not gonna say what it was but nothing bad)

Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,790

@468,786 (The cat guy)
I'd probably have beer with him too. Although, I'd be a little cautious -thinking that at any moment he might smash a pint glass on table and complain about his drink order...

@468,787 (dw ltd)
I'm not even sure what an ong is. My two shitty shoops appearing here are the 8-bit Kimmo and the false color Kimmo with implying on his forehead. If You need more Kimmo shoops, then I can put a bunch on the btshare.

EDIT: Oh, you said png. Sorry, there's a bunch of shit all over my screen right now. :\

(Edited 1 minute later.)

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,792

@previous (J)
it took you like 7 minutes to finish that dang

dw ltd double-posted this 12 years ago, 16 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,793

@468,788 (The cat guy)
i just tried not to get banned

The cat guy replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,795

@468,790 (J)
@468,790 (J)
I'm used to people like that :) Actually, fuck it - I'll buy Kimmo a beer (when I have money to get there), I bet he says no though.

The cat guy double-posted this 12 years ago, 37 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,798

@468,793 (dw ltd)
Did you get banned...?

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 32 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,799

@previous (The cat guy)
Idr probably. Like duh probably

dw ltd double-posted this 12 years ago, 24 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,800

I was probably outed as a clonetard

Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 49 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,801

@468,792 (dw ltd)
Sorry dw, I'm not exclusively browsing MC right now. There's other shit happening here.

The cat guy replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,809

@468,800 (dw ltd)
It's CHANTARD. Welcome to shitlist - it's got everyones name on it

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,819

@468,801 (J)
but you left mid-reply because i edited my post idk thanks

Anonymous J replied with this 12 years ago, 29 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,845

@previous (dw ltd)
Sorry. I stopped waiting until editing time ran out after MM left because that guy was a shit about it. :/
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