Topic: My experience with anal beads.
Green started this discussion 12 years ago #33,914
I have only got to the third bead. You need to clench your fist, lube it up, relax and say; 'I am so fucking ready for this'. Then you insert. It can be tricky at first, but you need to be forcefully relaxed. Once the beads are in, it is like you feel ready to take on an elephant. You feel the tension and need for a release. Do your personal ape things and then await the hard part. You have to take them out. You don't pull them out quickly; a mistake I first made. You pull them out slowly. Brace yourself, this is the trickiest part. When you are down to your last bead, yank it out. Once you have removed them, you will feel the most euphoric release ever. The clouds in your mind will have disappeared. Now wash the beads and tentatively await the next time.dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #468,596
wow nice
Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,598
@previous (dw ltd)
U havin a giggle ther m8? I'll shove these beads so far up my ass they'll be writings songs about it.
U havin a giggle ther m8? I'll shove these beads so far up my ass they'll be writings songs about it.
dw llc replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,600
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,602
This is an excellent use of your time.
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Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,610
@468,602 (C)
Oh. So you don't want safe information? What if Walter decides his fish aren't enough and tries beads and dies because this thread wasn't made?
Oh. So you don't want safe information? What if Walter decides his fish aren't enough and tries beads and dies because this thread wasn't made?
Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,629
Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,698
@OP
I wouldn't put those in my mouth if I were you...
I wouldn't put those in my mouth if I were you...
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,712
@OP
Faggot.
Faggot.
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nice
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Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,836
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 52 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,840
Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 27 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,841
You were 27 seconds faster, my new arch-nemesis.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,842
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Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,846
That sounds incredibly painful.
What if one got lose and lost in your rectum?
What if one got lose and lost in your rectum?
Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,847
Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,855
@468,836 (Green)
I'm not sure if they have indoor plumbing in your country yet (I know a lot of your infrastructure dates back to medieval or Roman times) but a faucet is this thing we have in developed countries where this sort of pipe is fastened to the top of a basin (which we call a "sink") and you can turn a knob to make water come out. I think the Romans might have left a few when they gave up on developing Britain but they probably destroyed them in the dark ages.
I'm not sure if they have indoor plumbing in your country yet (I know a lot of your infrastructure dates back to medieval or Roman times) but a faucet is this thing we have in developed countries where this sort of pipe is fastened to the top of a basin (which we call a "sink") and you can turn a knob to make water come out. I think the Romans might have left a few when they gave up on developing Britain but they probably destroyed them in the dark ages.
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kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #469,247
@previous (Green)
Not on myself, but I have used them with multiple partners. Male and female.
Not on myself, but I have used them with multiple partners. Male and female.
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Green (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #469,250
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Ooh. Ladi fucking da. What if I shove these beads so far up my arse I forget what Thursday is. Would your universe implode then? You feminist propaganda cis regular?
Ooh. Ladi fucking da. What if I shove these beads so far up my arse I forget what Thursday is. Would your universe implode then? You feminist propaganda cis regular?