Topic: Anybody else hate tea and/or coffee?

gender started this discussion 12 years ago #33,910

I can't understand the hubbub about it. It's watery pee. It hurts when it's too hot. 'Sip, sip, look I'm sophisticated'. Urgh almost every adult I see has a seizure over tea and coffee. Energy drinks are better you hipsters and sheeple. They also have B vitamins and taurine so they're healthier. Rant over.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
I like tea and coffee.	14	78%
I hate tea and coffee.	2	11%
I like tea but hate coffee.	2	11%
I hate tea but like coffee.	-	0%

Metæ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #468,503

@OP
You haven't tried good tea or coffee yet, obviously.

Also energy drinks are full of sugar and taste nasty.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 47 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,504

yeah, not being a neckbeard is overrated!

gender (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,505

@468,503 (Metæ)
I buy sugar-free. Thanks And I've had Tetley and PG Tips.
@previous (C)
Not a neckbeard. Thanks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,506

@OP
I hate neither tea nor coffee.

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,508

> Energy drinks are better
Shit like monster is literary cancer in a can. Also, coffee is meh, don't hate it but don't like it either (hate is a strong word, reserved for stuff like liquorice or bloody marys).

As far as tea goes, there are some good ones, like black tea with wilberry flavor or black tea with sour cherry etc. but shit like bland boring camomile tea, ewwwwww...

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 44 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,509

@468,505 (gender)
God sugar free is even worse tasting :(

And what coffees have you tried?

gender (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,510

@previous (Metæ)
Nescafe. Ones from coffee shops like lattes, cappucino. The only thing I can tolerate are espressos. Instant energy shot.

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,511

@previous (gender)
Yeah instant coffees are crap. Latte and cappuccino is just burying the coffee under a ton of sugar and milk. Espresso is nice, though.

Anonymous C replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,512

@468,505 (gender)
...said the energy drink drinker

gender (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #468,517

@previous (C)
Your point being? Are you basing that on a stereotype? I am clean-shaven.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #468,519

@previous (gender)
The neckbeard doesnt go away by just shaving, it permetes your entire being.

Also you smell of milk and stale doritos

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,533

OP is a shit tier caffeine consumer whom is hopeless

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,540

I don't drink either of them.

I might like them if I tried, but oh well.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 30 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,544

@468,533 (G)
Nope. Enjoy being a sheeple.

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,545

@previous (A)
damlol. Fucking got him.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,546

@op is uncivilised.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 52 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,550

@previous (I)
Ha. That's a laugh. I'm one of the most civilised people here. Fine I'll drink some tea if you must want me to so bad.

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

Rufus !!M6vjxTpON joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,551

There is nothing quite as civilised as an English cup of tea served with buttered scones and a little cream.

Anonymous G replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,552

@468,550 (A)
Tea shall be steeped at the proper temperature, for the proper time, and at the proper strength.

Level up, faggot.

Anonymous H replied with this 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,554

@468,550 (A)
Damn straight, OP. Fucking lay down the law on these ineffectual trolls.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,555

I have a huge collection of Espresso machines. I also enjoy tea ...the English varieties like Earl Grey... Yet too much caffeine is not so much good 4you so I find it a rare occasion to have a proper cup of Tea.

The cat guy joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,570

Green tea is kinda relaxing if you drink enough of it, energy drinks are nice too, the taurine counters the jitters, I mean shit I love coffee but can't drink it like I used to

Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,640

yorkshire gold is the best tea you can get in the uk although there can be too many tannins if you leave it in too long which might disable you if you are a pussy, stop drinking instant coffee

Bella (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,688

@468,519 (F)
Where's my beard now you ape-fucking butt sympathizer? I still love you though.

Bella (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,689

Bella (OP) triple-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,690

Anyway, I don't know what @OP is talking about. He is obviously an uncouth, uncivilized man. I always like a frothy cappucino x

Rufus !!M6vjxTpON replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,693

@468,689 (Bella)
La Bella Donna - Magnifico.

Metæ replied with this 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,697

@previous (Rufus !!M6vjxTpON)
Is PG Tips any good? I've not tried it yet.

Rufus !!M6vjxTpON replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,699

http://www.pgtips.co.uk/product/category/293280/the-premium-range

It is a common commercial brand and quite acceptable to all but tea snobs. I am not sure if it can still be bought loose.

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,703

@468,697 (Metæ)
I am told that it is of adequate quality.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 52 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,704

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
By Tesco value tea. Thanks.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 56 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,709

@468,640 (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
This. Twinings English Breakfast is also nice.
@OP
No I love tea, and coffee is good.

Orange (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,710

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Why haven't you gone to bed?

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,711

@previous (Orange)
Not tired! Why haven't you?

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

Orange (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,714

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)

I've been drinking Tesco Imperial vodka!

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,717

Taurine comes from bull testicles. You're welcome. Tea, coffee, energy drinks... all gross.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,719

@previous (O)
Girls just wanna have fun, you cisgendered scum.

Anonymous O replied with this 12 years ago, 50 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,727

@previous (A)
Enjoy your bull testicle juice, fgt

dw llc joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,729

@468,717 (O)
okay first of all nobody is adding taurine to my tea leaves or coffee grounds and taurine is present in animal tissue in general what kind of bullshit are you spouting.
you are spouting like middle school bullshit rumors like are you serious.
do you seriously believe this.
i get the root word correlation but beyond that sorry what
bull testicle juice

really

Anonymous O replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,730

@previous (dw llc)
You seriously believed it, because you Googled to make sure I was just pulling a bull testicle on you.

dw llc replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,731

@previous (O)
no i didn't bc i'm not in baby school man don't pull that with me lmao pshhh smh

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #482,708

@468,688 (Bella)
ah, that explains everything

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