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Topic: Handheld gaming as foretold by Star Trek.

Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #33,904

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squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 41 minutes later[^] [v] #468,423

i wonder if the fact that there's no toilets on the enterprise means that star trek predicts they'll cure pooping.
If you take the movies as cannon then that means (since there appeared a single toilet on the enterprise in star trek V) that they predict they'll cure defecation entirely by the 24th century.

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dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #468,429

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
it's not a bodily function show
lol there are toilets on ds9 but i think there is like 1 toilet on the enterprise or none.
it's the flagship i guess star fleet won't have people simply pooping on it.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,450

@468,423 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
obviously theyd stick a wormhole on the end of a buttplug that transports the poo to an onboard waste treatment center that then supplies the garden room with the material to produce the crews food and oxygen

Also, relevant captcha: Gothic toluet

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,452

@previous (D)

> obviously theyd stick a wormhole
probably would use a transporter to remove organic waste from the bowels. directly. no squatting necessary
> on the end of a buttplug that transports the poo to an onboard waste treatment center that then supplies the garden room
arboretum
> with the material to produce the crews food and oxygen
more like with pretty trees and shrubs to look at, what the heck do you think replicators are for

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,460

@468,450 (D)
> that transports the poo to an onboard waste treatment center that then supplies the garden room
Oh no. It's weirder. The TNG Technical Manual has this to say about the various waste sludges recovered from the water and sewage recycling processes:
The organic waste processing system subjects the sludge to a series of sterilizing heat and radiation treatments. The waste is then electrolytically reprocessed into an organic particulate suspension that serves as the raw material for the food synthesizer systems.

So... yeah. It becomes tomorrow night's dinner. I can see why most of them aren't thrilled about eating replicator food.

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,462

@previous (E)
whooooaaaaa!!!!!! i'm mostly impressed because we are making this happen in real time

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,469

@468,460 (E)
What do you think happens to poo when vegetables eat it? It turn into fruit and meat animals

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,474

@previous (D)
> It turn into fruit and meat animals
i like it i like you!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,531

@468,469 (D)
Source?

dw llc replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,605

@previous (F)
lol

Green joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,614

They also had that episode with Riker and his discs.

dw llc replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,624

@previous (Green)
'the game'

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,626

> doesn't know about the three seashells

Green replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #468,627

That actually looks like Walter's PS Vita after he shoved it up his arse thinking about shemales and then plastered it with vagina pics while crying in denial about his latent homosexuality.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #468,806

@previous (Green)
lolbud

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