Topic: Seriously, Arizona. Settle down.
Anonymous A started this discussion 12 years ago #33,781
Reptilian spotted by Arizona bikers.
Wild packs of stray chihuahuas are apparently chasing down kids.
You are not going to out-weird Florida. Just stop trying.
A group of three mountain bikers reportedly saw a reptilian humanoid last week in the middle of a trail located in the Sonoran desert.
The bicyclists were riding the 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo race course, a 17 mile trail, when they spotted the creature.
Then, Johnson says, the creature “heard Michael speak” and, apparently taking notice of the “intruders”, its head took an eerie 280 degree turn.
“He stopped and it made eye contact with me and I could see him clearly. The eyes were kind of like a snake’s, but black and with a yellow stripe in the middle of the eye. It had green and red scales on the face and head. The red color was kind of like the same as the desert sand there, and it looked like it had a sandy texture too. It didn’t have a nose, only two holes on it. I couldn’t see any ears or hair. A red mouth that looked like it had blood around it, but it didn’t look like it was bleeding, it looked like a pattern. It reminded me of a chameleon, but it looked like a person too.”
Allegedly, the creature raised its “long arms with strange looking claws that looked like a branch full of thorns” and waved at them, emitting a loud chattering sound with its teeth. Then it rapidly ran away, in a fashion that reminded the witness of “a lizard trying to hide.”
The bicyclists were riding the 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo race course, a 17 mile trail, when they spotted the creature.
Then, Johnson says, the creature “heard Michael speak” and, apparently taking notice of the “intruders”, its head took an eerie 280 degree turn.
“He stopped and it made eye contact with me and I could see him clearly. The eyes were kind of like a snake’s, but black and with a yellow stripe in the middle of the eye. It had green and red scales on the face and head. The red color was kind of like the same as the desert sand there, and it looked like it had a sandy texture too. It didn’t have a nose, only two holes on it. I couldn’t see any ears or hair. A red mouth that looked like it had blood around it, but it didn’t look like it was bleeding, it looked like a pattern. It reminded me of a chameleon, but it looked like a person too.”
Allegedly, the creature raised its “long arms with strange looking claws that looked like a branch full of thorns” and waved at them, emitting a loud chattering sound with its teeth. Then it rapidly ran away, in a fashion that reminded the witness of “a lizard trying to hide.”
Wild packs of stray chihuahuas are apparently chasing down kids.
You are not going to out-weird Florida. Just stop trying.
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Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #466,977
You can distract the Chihuahuas by throwing Gorditas and double decker tacos buying time to run away.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,978
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,979
you idiots don't you realize the reptilians and the chihuahuaians are in it together?Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,981
Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #467,007
They're becoming bolder.
Plans will have to be moved forward.
Plans will have to be moved forward.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #467,212
At least in Arizona, I'll soon be free to deny service to reptilians at my business on religious grounds.
Green joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #467,214
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #467,215
Green replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #467,216
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Mario did a shitting dream world bats and he ate orbs and it was fucking awesowe.
Mario did a shitting dream world bats and he ate orbs and it was fucking awesowe.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #467,262
Perhaps it was an Argonian
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #467,265
@467,212 (E)
Walter plans to move there soon and open a white's only KFC based on his Christian Nationalist beliefs. It won't make much money, but the resulting butthurt and tears will be enough of a profit to justify the expense.
Walter plans to move there soon and open a white's only KFC based on his Christian Nationalist beliefs. It won't make much money, but the resulting butthurt and tears will be enough of a profit to justify the expense.