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Topic: My name is Anonymous B and the B stands for Bitch.

Anonymous B started this discussion 12 years ago #33,775

Whenever I can't spew talking points to silence the opposition, I just whine and cry about it and hope the meanies that won't agree with me will stop.

Anonymous B (OP) double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #466,887

Sometimes I will whine to the mods to make it stop. Then I get mad and butthurt whenever the mods make fun of me.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,890

I make baseless accusations of mod abuse because its the only way anyone will pay attention to what a fuckup I am

Anonymous B (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,891

@previous (Anonymous B)
The whole world is after me. And all I can do to stop it is harass ShitArse whenever his threads get more views and replies than mine.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,895

@previous (Anonymous B)
If I post bad words they'll like ME

I'm anon B in all the ShitArse threads because I'm an OCD retard obsessed with him

Anonymous B (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,897

@previous (Anonymous B)
I am sooo cool and edgy I am like a superhero where my super power is the ability to complain without ever getting tired!

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,899

@previous (Anonymous B)
I'm a 35 year old man living in mommys basement hitting f5 a thousand times a minute like a rooster on meth pecking frantically in hopes that ShitArse will make another thread so I can be anonymous b again

Anonymous B (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,902

@previous (Anonymous B)
One time I was too late and had to resort to being Anonymous C. I was put on suicide watch after that.

!!beW+FQoWB joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,904

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,906

@OP
I wish B would record his autismal meltdown and upload it to youtube or vocaroo it even.

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,908

I tried to hang myself with my My Little Pony fluttershy nightshirt (hitting f5 with my pinky toe in case I needed to ctrl+v my suicide note/Obama love letter/WHY WONT THEY PAY ATTENTION TO ME into ShitArses next thread) but my mommy caught me

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,914

i used to be anonymous b once.

Anonymous B (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 19 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,916

@466,908 (Anonymous B)
*Futashy

Anonymous B replied with this 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,936

@previous (Anonymous B)
I make $200,000 a year and I work for Accenture and I regularly meet with Silicon Valley's top CIOs

McStinkyNigger !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,938

@previous (Anonymous B)
Wait wait wait wait. Is it really THE Spanky?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,939

No, but he is pathological enough.

McStinkyNigger !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 51 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,940

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
DAMMIT

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,943

@previous (McStinkyNigger !dBGi/iH4eY)
I could see Anon B emerging from his basement chrysalis in a few years as a beautiful 1.0 Saville Unit blimp with $50k in credit card debt and a "job" that allows him to obsessively stalk ShitArse.
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