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Topic: British food is shit.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 12 years ago #33,745

Discuss.

Green joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #466,511

Better than the McDonalds you stuff down your fat face.

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,512

can't say i've ever had it. German cuisine in germany was excellent, as well as the food in switzerland.
I was there in the spring, and the asparagus soup, omg, it was so fucking good. never been able to replicate it or find anything like it over here.
i will go back, just to have the soup again

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,513

@466,511 (Green)
You should shit on McDonald's.

Green replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,515

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)

That would probably improve its quality.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,517

When is the last time you visited the UK, and where did you eat?

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,519

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Ash told me.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,524

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Lots of British people believe that, because they've never eaten anywhere good (i.e. they eat at the local chippy).

It's like saying American food is bad, but eating mostly at McDonalds or KFC.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

dw ltd !UdPIZzADAY joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,525

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
but i don't know as an american what american food is
we don't have historical definitively american dishes
britain does but historically they're nothing special or tasty. the state of british cuisine today is something else however as with american cuisine but what we see here is fusion dishes and modern globalized cuisine that i would be afraid to call 'american'

Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 21 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,527

Externally hosted imageWalter: expert cuisine expert

dw ltd !UdPIZzADAY replied with this 12 years ago, 27 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,528

@previous (Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx)
a walter of all trades

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,532

@466,527 (Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx)
@previous (dw ltd !UdPIZzADAY)
If you can't see what Walter is doing with this thread you're fairly dim. I can see what he's getting at and it's rather smart.

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,534

@previous (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
i don't give a fudge what walter's getting at

dw ltd double-posted this 12 years ago, 30 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,535

@466,532 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
i bet 100%$ you don't know shit about cuisine motherfucker

dw ltd triple-posted this 12 years ago, 35 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,537

@466,532 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
come fight me here i am i'll hit you in the fucking lip

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,538

@466,535 (dw ltd)
You bet 100% dollars? Well I'm not sure what you're getting at but I like to think I know a few things... I've always cooked for myself and my family, I worked in a restaurant on the Costa Del Sol for a year before I moved into finance and I have several chef friends one of whom has a restaurant in Dublin, his second restaurant, the first being in Malaga. Food has always been a keen hobby of mine.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,539

@previous (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
yeah alright mr. line cook mr. cooks for my family next thing you're gonna cook is my croc in your face

dw ltd double-posted this 12 years ago, 15 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,540

@466,538 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
how's that sound

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,543

@466,539 (dw ltd)
I would never lower myself to be a line cook. Also you seem drunk, I'm guessing you're Green.

Green replied with this 12 years ago, 57 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,545

I support this dreamworks.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 46 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,546

@466,525 (dw ltd !UdPIZzADAY)
English things like Toad in the Hole, Yorkshire pudding, Cumberland pie and bubble & squeak are all grate. Also Welsh rarebit. Scotland has disgusting stuff like black pudding and haggis.

I'm sure America has things similar to these. Might not be amazing - we're no France - but made right they can be very good.

dw ltd !UdPIZzADAY replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,550

@previous (D)
like people like to say things like america has 'apple pies' and 'burgers' and 'barbecue'
i guess barbecue is fairly american i do love soul food
there you go. soul food and barbecue.
i forgot about the finer puddings and pies those are good too

dw ltd !UdPIZzADAY double-posted this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,552

@466,543 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
can you read motherfucker i told you i'm gonna come at you so fast you won't know what hit you how's that sound

Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,554

@previous (dw ltd !UdPIZzADAY)
i got your back bro

let's slap his shit

Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,555

@466,546 (D)

Haggis is actually quite nice you know

decibelmilliwatts !!beW+FQoWB joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 57 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,556

It's actually pretty decent, from what I remember.

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,558

British game cuisine can be amazing - rabbit, venison and pheasant. We're also a maritime country which means the sea food is outstanding. We have some of the best oyster and shellfish in the world. I remember one thread here some years ago where Ash talked about taking a trip to the US just to eat lobster from a common lobster chain restaurant, I thought how odd when we have some amazing lobster in the UK (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homarus_gammarus) don't get me wrong the US and in particular Maine has the worlds best lobster but this kid was going to spend 100s of dollars to eat average lobster.
Also on the subjest of meats we have easy access to Welsh lamb and Scottish Angus beef!

Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,560

@previous (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)

are you actually retarded or something

dw ltd !UdPIZzADAY replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,563

@466,558 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
yeah but do ou have the double down

Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,564

@466,558 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
Your persona is slipping, bud. :P

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 12 years ago, 23 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,566

@466,563 (dw ltd !UdPIZzADAY)

> yeah but do ou have the double down

We don't but we do have the byron burger. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_Hamburgers
If you come to London I'll buy you one.

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 12 years ago, 54 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,568

@466,564 (Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx)

> Your persona is slipping, bud. :P

What pasona. One can't have a passion for food, politics and morality?

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,571

@466,566 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
if you catch me in london you're going to be spending all your money on hospital bills hows that sound

i'll take a burger but i won't eat it with you

Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,574

@466,568 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
Yes, but you got through that without insulting anybody and are now even being nice. It's just not the classic ShitArse standard that Minichan has come to expect!

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,577

@previous (Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx)
i think he's responding positively to aggression

this was all just a test like wesley's entrance exam to the academy when some dude was being rude to him he was expected to react harshly because that species tends to respect aggressive action

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,581

@466,574 (Killer Lettuce 3D !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'm fairly sure I took a jab at Ash.

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 12 years ago, 22 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #466,582

@466,571 (dw ltd)

> if you catch me in london you're going to be spending all your money on hospital bills hows that sound
>
> i'll take a burger but i won't eat it with you

Ok Green. I do have your dox btw.

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,584

@previous (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
come to penis park i'll twat you on the lip with a branch my foot your face how's that sound

Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,586

@466,581 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)

is this the real life
is this just fantasy

Green replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,591

I agree with ShitArse. We should eat all the peasants and lobster burgers. Thank you and is good night.

Green double-posted this 12 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,594

@466,582 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
What is my dox?

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,595

@previous (Green)
local

ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,596

@466,594 (Green)
Well tbh I'm not sure it's up to date. Are you still in that flat your neighbor wants you out for making too much noise and mess?

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,597

@466,566 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
buy me a veggie burger plsthx

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,598

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
are you in london

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 12 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,599

@previous (dw ltd)
i will be for the summer

squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 12 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,600

@466,596 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
old dox are outdated

Green replied with this 12 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,601

@466,596 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
No. I had the court cases and I got evicted so had to move to stonham in bearbrook and the neighbours here make more noise than me so I can make vocaroos.

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,602

@466,599 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
ah a veggie boy about town

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU replied with this 12 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,603

@previous (dw ltd)
it's great! i'll probably be in france for like three weeks too, that'll be nice

dw ltd replied with this 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #466,605

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
lucky!! how nice

@466,601 (Green)
i read that they may not accept arsonists you got lucky

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,674

@466,550 (dw ltd !UdPIZzADAY)
we also got anything stew

Metæ !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,686

@OP
I don't know, some of the stuff Jamie Oliver makes up looks delicious.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,707

What would any Amurikan know about good food

dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,728

@previous (M)
it's a real big country

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,730

Don't feel too bad about your food Brits. I'm sure your national dish will be Chicken Curry soon enough. LOL.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,732

@previous (O)
It already is. Chicken madras is the national dish. Or korma, some curry dish anyway.

Edit: chicken tikka masala.

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

Bella replied with this 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,737

Fish and chips, full english breakfast, crumpets, toad in the hole, scones with jam, cornish pasties and Tesco value pot noodles are all good british foods I can think of. Our sweets are sweeter too.

Anonymous M replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #466,768

@previous (Bella)
...don't forget Sunday Roast beef and yorkshire pud. Amurikan sweets are crap by comparison.

Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 12 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #467,021

@466,732 (P)

fun fact tikka masala was invented by a german man

Anonymous P replied with this 12 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #467,030

@previous (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
Whom?

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #467,031

@previous (P)
Goebbels

Ash !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #467,033

@467,030 (P)

oh wait no i remembered the article wrong that was doner kebab nvm

Anonymous P replied with this 12 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #467,039

@previous (Ash !bbKEtchUp.)
Thanks.

@467,031 (D)
Did Goebbels invent the doner kebab.

Anonymous D replied with this 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #467,040

@previous (P)
probably

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #467,948

your mom makes good food

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #468,026

@466,737 (Bella)
That's a neat opinion.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #468,449

@467,948 (Q)
No, she doesnt
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